What’s up, dog?
I’m gonna need some help, do ya thing reddit
One more of these and I’ll try sexual wellness
Waiting for her reaction
For y'all that liked my Jesus profile.
Her bio said she was looking for something serious, mine said I wasn’t
Found this rollercoaster conversation I had from about a year ago
Waiting on the unmatch likeeee
My Tinder career has peaked.
Cheers for the line boys
She unmatched me before I could suggest walkie talkies
Honestly what a good idea
Man’s got to have his priorities, I tell ya hwhat
When you beat the prostitute to the pitch
Did… did I make it guys?
Honesty is not the best policy in this case.
I never say the right thing, just like Papa John
Think we’re on the same page
Her bio: “who wants to go half on a baby with me?”
Her bio said she was trying to get to Area 51 and mine says swipe right to get roasted
Thought I handled that well
I haven’t begun to peak
Honestly my finest work.
Mister President… we got em.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
When will I stop bringing up cocaine
Am I doing it right?
She tried to ruin my knock knock joke
That was hard.
Stay away from my fridge
Am I doing it right
nothing I receive on tinder will ever top this exchange
Even the spirits put security first
I believe you, Kate!
No love for pancakes
Am I doing this right guys?
Her bio said “hmu with your star sign”
Girls literally only want one thing and it’s blue
Best dm i love it.