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Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a physical and he go to grab ya balls bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, it’s the worst. Lemme set the scene for y’all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride I’m thinking: “Wow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.” Luckily and sadly that wasn’t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so I’m like, “Ay no homo.” “Huh?” He goes. “I just had to say that before we begin.” They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, “Mom, if you’d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.” So now I’m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasn’t the case. So I’m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, I’m not exaggerating 🚫🧢 . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. “Hi!” she says. “Go ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.” So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. “Those too.” She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like it’s a fucking bowl of popcorn. “Look right and cough for me.” I tried to cough but I whimpered instead 💀 i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku
Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a
 physical and he go to grab ya balls
bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, it’s the worst. Lemme set the scene for y’all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride I’m thinking: “Wow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.” Luckily and sadly that wasn’t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so I’m like, “Ay no homo.” “Huh?” He goes. “I just had to say that before we begin.” They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, “Mom, if you’d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.” So now I’m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasn’t the case. So I’m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, I’m not exaggerating 🚫🧢 . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. “Hi!” she says. “Go ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.” So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. “Those too.” She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like it’s a fucking bowl of popcorn. “Look right and cough for me.” I tried to cough but I whimpered instead 💀 i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku

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Community, Family, and Family Guy: Kevin Hart Scores New Animated Comedy Series Called "Lil Kev' @balleralert Kevin Hart Scores New Animated Comedy Series Called “Lil Kev"- Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According Deadline, Fox is helping KevinHart take his career to another level with a new animated series called ‘Lil Kev’, which is based on Hart’s childhood. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The show will be written by Michael Price and Matt Claybrooks. It will detail the story of a 12 year old kid, growing up in North Philly's inner city. Other characters include a fiery mother, drug addicted father, pessimistic older brother, ex-con uncle, and of course, a talking dog. Wanda Sykes, Keith Robertson, Gerald Johnson, and Deon Cole will be some of the people voicing the characters on the show. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The show will be added to the Sunday line up. Michael Thorn who is Fox’s Entertainment President said, “It’s About Kevin Hart’s experiences growing up and how his relationship with his mother and his community led to his optimistic, positive outlook despite some of the challenges and circumstances that he grew up with. I really want a new animated series, that’s a huge priority. It’s such a strong part of our brand. I think what many people think of Fox is they think of our animated shows, and it would be great to add another original animated series to go with the three series we have on right now: The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Bob’s Burgers." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just in case you didn’t think Hart is busy enough, a sequel of “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle” is scheduled to be released in December 2019 by Sony.
Community, Family, and Family Guy: Kevin Hart Scores New Animated
 Comedy Series Called "Lil Kev'
 @balleralert
Kevin Hart Scores New Animated Comedy Series Called “Lil Kev"- Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According Deadline, Fox is helping KevinHart take his career to another level with a new animated series called ‘Lil Kev’, which is based on Hart’s childhood. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The show will be written by Michael Price and Matt Claybrooks. It will detail the story of a 12 year old kid, growing up in North Philly's inner city. Other characters include a fiery mother, drug addicted father, pessimistic older brother, ex-con uncle, and of course, a talking dog. Wanda Sykes, Keith Robertson, Gerald Johnson, and Deon Cole will be some of the people voicing the characters on the show. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The show will be added to the Sunday line up. Michael Thorn who is Fox’s Entertainment President said, “It’s About Kevin Hart’s experiences growing up and how his relationship with his mother and his community led to his optimistic, positive outlook despite some of the challenges and circumstances that he grew up with. I really want a new animated series, that’s a huge priority. It’s such a strong part of our brand. I think what many people think of Fox is they think of our animated shows, and it would be great to add another original animated series to go with the three series we have on right now: The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Bob’s Burgers." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just in case you didn’t think Hart is busy enough, a sequel of “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle” is scheduled to be released in December 2019 by Sony.

Kevin Hart Scores New Animated Comedy Series Called “Lil Kev"- Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According Deadline, Fox is helping...

Memes, News, and Taken: Actor Who Played Tinky Winky From The Teletubbies' Has Passed Away @balleralert Actor Who Played Tinky Winky From The Teletubbies Has Passed Away - Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Teletubbies’ was a big hit show with kids back in the day.The show focused on four creatures with TV’s in their bellies who played each day in Teletubbyland. The show was in more than 120 countries, in 45 languages and over one billion kids watched the show. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well sad news, Simon Shelton, the actor who voiced Tinky Winky, died on Jan 17th at the age of 52. The news was confirmed by his niece, Emily Atack who wrote,“My wonderful uncle Simon Barnes has been taken from us all so suddenly. The kindest and most talented man you could ever wish to meet. Loved by all who knew him, and will be forever. X.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in the day televangelist, Jerry Falwell had a huge issue with Tinky Winky because he felt the Tinky was “modeling the gay lifestyle” because he carried a red bag. Shelton said “People always ask me if Tinky-Winky is gay. But the character is supposed to be a three-year-old so the question is really quite silly.” John Simmit who voiced Dipsy was Shelton’s “Teletubbies” co-star, tweeted, “What a week! RIP Simon Shelton aka Tinky-Winky. Remembering the many good times. Rest easy.”
Memes, News, and Taken: Actor Who Played Tinky Winky From
 The Teletubbies' Has Passed Away
 @balleralert
Actor Who Played Tinky Winky From The Teletubbies Has Passed Away - Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Teletubbies’ was a big hit show with kids back in the day.The show focused on four creatures with TV’s in their bellies who played each day in Teletubbyland. The show was in more than 120 countries, in 45 languages and over one billion kids watched the show. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well sad news, Simon Shelton, the actor who voiced Tinky Winky, died on Jan 17th at the age of 52. The news was confirmed by his niece, Emily Atack who wrote,“My wonderful uncle Simon Barnes has been taken from us all so suddenly. The kindest and most talented man you could ever wish to meet. Loved by all who knew him, and will be forever. X.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in the day televangelist, Jerry Falwell had a huge issue with Tinky Winky because he felt the Tinky was “modeling the gay lifestyle” because he carried a red bag. Shelton said “People always ask me if Tinky-Winky is gay. But the character is supposed to be a three-year-old so the question is really quite silly.” John Simmit who voiced Dipsy was Shelton’s “Teletubbies” co-star, tweeted, “What a week! RIP Simon Shelton aka Tinky-Winky. Remembering the many good times. Rest easy.”

Actor Who Played Tinky Winky From The Teletubbies Has Passed Away - Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Teletubbies’ was a big hit sho...