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Martin, Memes, and Verizon: keara hunter @HunterKeara Incase you were wondering why my uncle got kicked out of Walmart: l Verizon LTE 5:53 PM @-q 40% Verizon LTE 5:53 PM Grammy Grammy Fwd: Now I'm banned from Grammy 5. August 16: Looked right into the security camera in the fishing section and used it as a mirror while you picked your nose Walmart. I just received this email 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 09/18/2018 Dear Mr. Marshall 6. September 4: You went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. Over the past two months you have caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have beern forced to ban you from the store. Complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 2. July 10: You set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. July 23: You went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. You are no longer aloud in the Brunswick Walmart and will immediately be asked to leave if you enter said premises! 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other 4. August 4: Moved a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area. Tag Martin Store Manager Walmart Brunswick Store Text Message 01 4 Text Message Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it
Martin, Memes, and Verizon: keara hunter @HunterKeara
 Incase you were wondering why my uncle
 got kicked out of Walmart:
 l Verizon LTE
 5:53 PM
 @-q 40%
 Verizon LTE
 5:53 PM
 Grammy
 Grammy
 Fwd: Now I'm banned from
 Grammy
 5. August 16: Looked right
 into the security camera in
 the fishing section and
 used it as a mirror while
 you picked your nose
 Walmart. I just received
 this email
 1. July 3: You took 24
 boxes of condoms and
 randomly put them in other
 people's carts when they
 weren't looking.
 09/18/2018
 Dear Mr. Marshall
 6. September 4: You went
 into a fitting room, shut the
 door, waited awhile, and
 then yelled very loudly
 Hey! There's no toilet
 paper in here.' One of the
 clerks passed out.
 Over the past two months
 you have caused quite a
 commotion in our store.
 We cannot tolerate this
 behavior and have beern
 forced to ban you from the
 store. Complaints against
 you are listed below and
 are documented by our
 video surveillance
 cameras.
 2. July 10: You set all the
 alarm clocks in
 Housewares to go off at 5
 minute intervals.
 3. July 23: You went to the
 Service Desk and tried to
 put a bag of M&Ms on
 layaway.
 You are no longer aloud in
 the Brunswick Walmart
 and will immediately be
 asked to leave if you enter
 said premises!
 1. July 3: You took 24
 boxes of condoms and
 randomly put them in other
 4. August 4: Moved a
 CAUTION WET FLOOR
 sign to a carpeted area.
 Tag Martin
 Store Manager
 Walmart Brunswick Store
 Text Message
 01 4 Text Message
Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

Blackpeopletwitter, Family, and Love: Follow @TheDPGay When your "Christian" family won't RSVP to your gay wedding and not being y,9:20 pm cowardly like others in my mom and dad's family Am sorry I am late. Keith cracked ribs & we have been preoccupied. I love you very much but as a Christian we won't be able to celebrate this occasion. Please know you have always been extra special to me & always will be. You are daily in my prayers. It's unfortunate you decided to act on your "Christian Values" on my wedding day and didn't act on them when you had an abortion in Tennessee. It's amazing how selective your Christian values decide to be. Hi Aunt Diane. Thank you responding and not being cowardly like others in my mom and dad's family. I thought you were the one person in the family who would love your neighbor as yourself and to judge not, that ye shall not be judged. But,I It's unfortunate 9:05 PM - 10 Sep 2018 66,379 Retweets 265,886 Likes00 hoy, 8:17 p, m. Hi Aunt Diane! I haven't received your RSVP yet, soI just wanted to know if you or Uncle Keith are going to make it to the rehearsal dinner and wedding/reception hoy, 9:20 p, m Am sorry I am late. Keith cracked ribs & we have been preoccupied. I love you very much but as a Christian we won't be able to celebrate this occasion. Please know you have always been extra special to me & always will be. You are daily in my prayers Hi Aunt Diane. Thank you responding and not being cowardly like others in my mom and dad's family. It's unfortunate you decided to act on your "Christian Values" on my wedding day Mensaje de texto won't be able to celebrate this occasion. Please know you have always been extra special to me & always will be. You are daily in my prayers. Hi Aunt Diane. Thank you responding and not being cowardly like others in my mom and dad's family. It's unfortunate you decided to act on your "Christian Values" on my wedding day and didn't act on them when you had an abortion in Tennessee. It's amazing how selective your Christian values decide to be. I thought you were the one person in the family who would love your neighbor as yourself and to judge not, that e shall not be judged. But, guess maybe you're not using those values today O Mensaje de texto The tea is exceptionally good today (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Blackpeopletwitter, Family, and Love: Follow
 @TheDPGay
 When your "Christian" family won't RSVP
 to your gay wedding
 and not being
 y,9:20 pm
 cowardly like others in my
 mom and dad's family
 Am sorry I am late. Keith
 cracked ribs & we have been
 preoccupied. I love you very
 much but as a Christian we
 won't be able to celebrate this
 occasion. Please know you
 have always been extra
 special to me & always will be.
 You are daily in my prayers.
 It's unfortunate you decided
 to act on your "Christian
 Values" on my wedding day
 and didn't act on them when
 you had an abortion in
 Tennessee. It's amazing how
 selective your Christian
 values decide to be.
 Hi Aunt Diane. Thank you
 responding and not being
 cowardly like others in my
 mom and dad's family.
 I thought you were the one
 person in the family who
 would love your neighbor as
 yourself and to judge not, that
 ye shall not be judged. But,I
 It's unfortunate
 9:05 PM - 10 Sep 2018
 66,379 Retweets 265,886 Likes00
 hoy, 8:17 p, m.
 Hi Aunt Diane! I haven't
 received your RSVP yet, soI
 just wanted to know if you or
 Uncle Keith are going to make
 it to the rehearsal dinner and
 wedding/reception
 hoy, 9:20 p, m
 Am sorry I am late. Keith
 cracked ribs & we have been
 preoccupied. I love you very
 much but as a Christian we
 won't be able to celebrate this
 occasion. Please know you
 have always been extra
 special to me & always will be.
 You are daily in my prayers
 Hi Aunt Diane. Thank you
 responding and not being
 cowardly like others in my
 mom and dad's family.
 It's unfortunate you decided
 to act on your "Christian
 Values" on my wedding day
 Mensaje de texto
 won't be able to celebrate this
 occasion. Please know you
 have always been extra
 special to me & always will be.
 You are daily in my prayers.
 Hi Aunt Diane. Thank you
 responding and not being
 cowardly like others in my
 mom and dad's family.
 It's unfortunate you decided
 to act on your "Christian
 Values" on my wedding day
 and didn't act on them when
 you had an abortion in
 Tennessee. It's amazing how
 selective your Christian
 values decide to be.
 I thought you were the one
 person in the family who
 would love your neighbor as
 yourself and to judge not, that
 e shall not be judged. But,
 guess maybe you're not using
 those values today
 O Mensaje de texto
The tea is exceptionally good today (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

The tea is exceptionally good today (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

College, Crazy, and Jeb Bush: let's get it popping. Biden/Obama 2020 yeah yeah i know @WeCloutChase The 22nd amendment would allow Joe Biden to run as President and Barrack Obama as his VP. Just saying. Show this thread 600 coolmanfromthepast: libertarirynn: coolmanfromthepast: libertarirynn: coolmanfromthepast: libertarirynn: hst3000: libertarirynn: The constitutionality of this would likely be questioned by the electoral college but it miiiight get through depending on how strictly they interpret the 22nd amendment, since Obama would not technically be being “elected” to the office of president, which is the explicit provisional language in the amendment (Not that somebody couldn’t theoretically hold the office more than twice, but that they could not be elected to it twice). All that said it would be a shitshow but mighty entertaining. 12th amendment, guys: No person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States. Obama is an unconstitutional selection. Not exactly: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/08/06/could-joe-biden-pick-barack-obama-as-his-running-mate-yes-but/?utm_term=.dc9a5700ef57 All the WaPo article means is that “It’s okay when Democrats violate the Constitution!” It literally does not say that at all and I question if you even read it. I read it.  An alleged Constitutional scholar completely dismisses an entire amendment.   Except he doesn’t. He explicitly explained the argument that one would use against that amendment. And again he uses a Republican example too (Jeb Bush/George Bush) so he absolutely did not say “it would be OK if liberals did it“. He didn’t say would be “OK” with him at all, he was just laying out the argument. Y’all need to learn that theoretical arguments are not endorsements. The law is full of crazy loopholes that people literally spend years arguing back-and-forth as a career. You don’t get to just throw up your hands and say “that sounds stupid so it’s not real”. It’s insanely stupid, and it disturbs me that anyone would even consider this idea.  Crazy Uncle Joe would be an absolutely horrible President, even more of a puppet than Obama.   Friend, buddy, pal, chum. I am not even sort of saying that this would be a good idea and I don’t even think it’s on the table. Biden has shown no interest in running, much less appointing Obama as VP. He would be an idiot to do that because it almost certainly wouldn’t make it through the electoral college. This is just a thought exercise, nothing more.
College, Crazy, and Jeb Bush: let's get it popping. Biden/Obama
 2020
 yeah yeah i know @WeCloutChase
 The 22nd amendment would allow Joe Biden
 to run as President and Barrack Obama as
 his VP.
 Just saying.
 Show this thread
 600
coolmanfromthepast:

libertarirynn:
coolmanfromthepast:


libertarirynn:

coolmanfromthepast:

libertarirynn:

hst3000:

libertarirynn:

The constitutionality of this would likely be questioned by the electoral college but it miiiight get through depending on how strictly they interpret the 22nd amendment, since Obama would not technically be being “elected” to the office of president, which is the explicit provisional language in the amendment (Not that somebody couldn’t theoretically hold the office more than twice, but that they could not be elected to it twice).

All that said it would be a shitshow but mighty entertaining.

12th amendment, guys:

No person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall 
be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States. 
Obama is an unconstitutional selection. 

Not exactly: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/08/06/could-joe-biden-pick-barack-obama-as-his-running-mate-yes-but/?utm_term=.dc9a5700ef57

All the WaPo article means is that “It’s okay when Democrats violate the Constitution!”

It literally does not say that at all and I question if you even read it.

I read it.  An alleged Constitutional scholar completely dismisses an entire amendment.  


Except he doesn’t. He explicitly explained the argument that one would use against that amendment. And again he uses a Republican example too (Jeb Bush/George Bush) so he absolutely did not say “it would be OK if liberals did it“. He didn’t say would be “OK” with him at all, he was just laying out the argument. 
Y’all need to learn that theoretical arguments are not endorsements. The law is full of crazy loopholes that people literally spend years arguing back-and-forth as a career. You don’t get to just throw up your hands and say “that sounds stupid so it’s not real”.

It’s insanely stupid, and it disturbs me that anyone would even consider this idea.  Crazy Uncle Joe would be an absolutely horrible President, even more of a puppet than Obama.  

Friend, buddy, pal, chum. I am not even sort of saying that this would be a good idea and I don’t even think it’s on the table. Biden has shown no interest in running, much less appointing Obama as VP. He would be an idiot to do that because it almost certainly wouldn’t make it through the electoral college. This is just a thought exercise, nothing more.

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