And they both have "disgusting-ass teeth" that make you feel warm
An actual warning sign I saw at the amusement park
Why use Wikipedia when you have tinder
Credit: Samantha Tran
It's a masterpiece
Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"
Government "licensing" is another great example of the Government + Corporation marriage.
The bureaucrats LOVE licensing because citizens h...
Found a good use for this one
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House Republicans are nearing a deal on a DACA amnesty, but recent polling shows that Americans want legal immigration reduced in any deal t...
Acceptable use of finger guns
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The Federal Reserve is the glue that marries corporations to the government.
As Governor of NJ, Woodrow Wilson understood (at least on pape...
Drake speaks out on his Instagram story 👀 https://t.co/Y7HjzqfF20
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These easy swaps can help save the planet.
Agree or disagree?
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Well this is awkward...
My phone broke (purple line on screen) but then I fixed it!
Aapke team me hai kya koi aisa player 😂😂 tag karo use...
A nice, succinct summary.
Gonna do this next time I'm on a plane! https://t.co/BSKxt95vjt
These breastfeeding pods are a great way for moms to pump in a clean and private environment.