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Bitch, Bulbasaur, and Children: 4G19:50 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that can only use explosion i dont understand half of the words here but god if this isn't the funniest thing i've ever read trenchgun im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just sort of... mutated into cartridges prettyflyforajeskai Red and blue are why QA teams were invented biggaybunny for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap 4G 19:50 biggaybunny for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when programmers had to get creative. Not currently using a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle them, keep careful track so we can restore them when we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or can we also use it for, say, a seed value? And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they missed? They produce this behavior because the game REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if O419:51 possible. Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn book that others would use as gospel Sincerely, a pissed off goddamn programmer. Fuente: banshees 79,986 notas howl-osullivan tilthat TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to its owner. via reddit.com 109 notas nikanono It's a masterpiece
Bitch, Bulbasaur, and Children: 4G19:50
 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a
 special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who
 causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to
 calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the
 relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result
 it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the
 game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that
 can only use explosion
 i dont understand half of the words here but god if this
 isn't the funniest thing i've ever read
 trenchgun
 im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just
 sort of... mutated into cartridges
 prettyflyforajeskai
 Red and blue are why QA teams were invented
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap

 4G 19:50
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap
 and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more
 resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when
 programmers had to get creative. Not currently using
 a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave
 it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle
 them, keep careful track so we can restore them when
 we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or
 can we also use it for, say, a seed value?
 And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children
 playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN
 games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y
 came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't
 save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that
 happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I
 can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work
 And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they
 missed? They produce this behavior because the game
 REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if

 O419:51
 possible.
 Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core
 smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were
 programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch
 that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These
 are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn
 book that others would use as gospel
 Sincerely,
 a pissed off goddamn programmer.
 Fuente: banshees
 79,986 notas
 howl-osullivan
 tilthat
 TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex
 with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the
 goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to
 its owner.
 via reddit.com
 109 notas
 nikanono
It's a masterpiece

It's a masterpiece

Facebook, Friday, and Friends: Verizon 23:44 November 28 Las Cruces, NM I got my first ever gun today DC9, post pics of your most favorite firearm or the first gun you've ever had, whatever speaks to you most. PS. I'm a flamboyant liberal queer and my more "right" friends feel like they have converted me and are ecstatic (maaaaybe they're right a bit, it's not likely tho but I'll just let them think that bc I love my friends) Like Comment OWrite a comment... Comments Done l don't feel confidently about you owning a handgun November 28 Like Reply 1 Fio Thats pretty fucked up, I don't know why anyone would feel more confident about you owning one for instance November 28 Like Reply 8 It would be one thing if you said you don't feel confident about anyone owning one. In this case you are very clearly implying that there is something about me which would make it unsafe and that is so incredibly ridiculous I don't know where to begin but I guess first of all, what makes you think that you have the authority to say that someone that passed the background checks to buy a firearm and who immediately registered it and is asking for safety pointers would be unsafe using a gun? I'm fully expecting any answer you have to be completely offensive and inappropriate and based on wild assumptions but please, continue. November 29 Like Reply 12 Write a comment... Post Love Comment Verizon 23:44 cbs4local.com SHARE EMERGENCY ROOM Police: Road rage leads to arrest after woman shoots at another driver by Trisha Garcia Friday, February 9th 2018 ARRESTED LAS CRUCES POLICE DEPARTMENT .5 FION Mug of Fiona Mcharged with one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. FACEBOOK TWITTER MAIL TRENDING I can't stop laughing at this.. Scroll to the end.
Facebook, Friday, and Friends: Verizon
 23:44
 November 28 Las Cruces, NM
 I got my first ever gun today DC9, post pics of your
 most favorite firearm or the first gun you've ever had,
 whatever speaks to you most.
 PS. I'm a flamboyant liberal queer and my more "right"
 friends feel like they have converted me and are
 ecstatic (maaaaybe they're right a bit, it's not likely
 tho but I'll just let them think that bc I love my friends)
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 Comment
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 l don't feel confidently about you owning a
 handgun
 November 28 Like Reply 1
 Fio
 Thats pretty fucked up, I don't know why
 anyone would feel more confident about
 you owning one for instance
 November 28 Like Reply 8
 It would be one thing if you said you
 don't feel confident about anyone
 owning one. In this case you are very
 clearly implying that there is something
 about me which would make it unsafe
 and that is so incredibly ridiculous I
 don't know where to begin but I guess
 first of all, what makes you think that
 you have the authority to say that
 someone that passed the background
 checks to buy a firearm and who
 immediately registered it and is asking
 for safety pointers would be unsafe
 using a gun? I'm fully expecting any
 answer you have to be completely
 offensive and inappropriate and based
 on wild assumptions but please,
 continue.
 November 29 Like Reply 12
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 23:44
 cbs4local.com
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 EMERGENCY ROOM
 Police: Road rage leads to arrest
 after woman shoots at another
 driver
 by Trisha Garcia
 Friday, February 9th 2018
 ARRESTED
 LAS CRUCES POLICE DEPARTMENT
 .5
 FION
 Mug of Fiona Mcharged with one count of aggravated assault
 with a deadly weapon.
 FACEBOOK
 TWITTER
 MAIL
 TRENDING
I can't stop laughing at this.. Scroll to the end.

I can't stop laughing at this.. Scroll to the end.