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Very Serious: did you know? When GiGi the horned owl sustained a near-fatal head injury, she was nursed back to health by Doug Pojeky at an animal rescue in Mississippi. He soon left town to visit family, but when he finally returned, she danced on his arm, put her head on his shoulder, and hugged him with her wings. PHOTO: FACEBOOK, WILD AT HEART RES CUE DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM wingedpredators: birds-and-pizza: talons-mcbeak: did-you-kno: When GiGi the horned owl sustained a near-fatal head injury, she was nursed back to health by Doug Pojeky at an animal rescue in Mississippi. When Doug was growing up, a great horned owl used to perch on the top of his family barn. His father saw the owl often, but he and the rest of his family rarely did. However, on the morning of his father’s death, the owl was spotted overlooking the farm house, where Pojeky’s father had passed away, before flying off into the woods. “For some reason when that bird was hugging me, all I could think of was my dad.” Source Source 2 no no no no no this owl is not a happy owl this owl is an injured, weak owl with a head injury this owl is not displaying appropriate owl behaviors and is ill-equipped for life as a wild owl. this owl should be trying to escape and/or murder this man because that is just what owls do, especially great horned owls apparently this owl got released which really alarmed me because either she made a miraculous recovery or she was completely not in any way ready for release and doesn’t have great chances of survival believe me, i wish owls were all cuddly sweethearts who gave hugs and appreciated our care but that is so very much not reality. even the sweetest owl i know - who is the light of my life and a joy to work with - likes to murder stuff and will hiss and threaten you if he doesn’t trust you or wants you to gtfo. and when i say “sweetest owl” basically i just mean that he’s bonded to his two main trainers and is comfortable with us but if you ask anyone else he’s a grouchy old man with sharp talons. because he’s an owl. he’s not a snuggly pet. and he’s a 14-year-old captive-bred barn owl who has lived with humans and been an education bird his whole life, not a wild great horned owl who is clearly injured and having a shitty week of being grabbed and handled by giant mammals. this great horned owl is not a happy owl and it certainly isn’t feeling any sort of gratitude. mostly she’s too sick/injured to have enough energy to defend herself or hold her wings up or keep her eyes open. when wild animals get released it’s nice to think that they are silently thanking us for saving them, but that’s what we don’t want. we want them to be ready for life in the wild, which means we want them to hate us and want to avoid humans forever, because that gives them the best chance of survival. the best thanks you can get from a rehabilitated wild animal is when they fly/run/swim the fuck away from you as soon as you open the cage and never look back. those are the successes. I can preach what @talons-mcbeak said This owl obviously is not aware of anything that is going on and is showing signs of a very very serious head injury (trust me, I’ve seen my fair share). You can see in the gif she attempted to bite him. She is just too weak and sick to be able to stop this person from manhandling her. This man is not handling this bird right at all, and wild great horned owls are never friendly. That owl should not be put into those positions or used to promote such a disgusting lie by a man who obviously doesn’t know what he’s doing. It is a wild animal not a domestic. Do not believe this bullshit story! This! This 100 times over! UGH. I keep seeing this owl picture and story passed around on Facebook, Tumblr, etc. with captions of ‘awwwww’ and ‘Cute!’ and so forth. No. It’s not ‘cute’. That owl is so unfit to be released and weak and probably in high states of stress. Anyone who knows the slightest thing about owl behaviour knows that this is not a ‘thankful’ or ‘happy animal’. Owls can’t even feel any love-related emotions to humans. Period. Please share the truth about this story. The above two comments say a lot. :/ Shame on that ‘rehabber’ for passing on such false information and for treating that poor injured owl in such a way.
Very Serious: did you know?
 When GiGi the horned owl sustained
 a near-fatal head injury, she was
 nursed back to health by Doug Pojeky
 at an animal rescue in Mississippi. He
 soon left town to visit family, but when
 he finally returned, she danced on his
 arm, put her head on his shoulder, and
 hugged him with her wings.
 PHOTO: FACEBOOK, WILD AT HEART RES CUE
 DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM
wingedpredators:
birds-and-pizza:

talons-mcbeak:

did-you-kno:

When GiGi the horned owl sustained 
a near-fatal head injury, she was 
nursed back to health by Doug Pojeky 
at an animal rescue in Mississippi.
When Doug was growing up, a great horned owl used to perch on the top of his family barn. His father saw the owl often, but he and the rest of his family rarely did. However, on the morning of his father’s death, the owl was spotted overlooking the farm house, where Pojeky’s father had passed away, before flying off into the woods.
“For some reason when that bird was hugging me, all I could think of was my dad.”
Source Source 2

no no no no no
this owl is not a happy owl
this owl is an injured, weak owl with a head injury
this owl is not displaying appropriate owl behaviors and is ill-equipped for life as a wild owl. this owl should be trying to escape and/or murder this man because that is just what owls do, especially great horned owls
apparently this owl got released which really alarmed me because either she made a miraculous recovery or she was completely not in any way ready for release and doesn’t have great chances of survival
believe me, i wish owls were all cuddly sweethearts who gave hugs and appreciated our care but that is so very much not reality. even the sweetest owl i know - who is the light of my life and a joy to work with - likes to murder stuff and will hiss and threaten you if he doesn’t trust you or wants you to gtfo. and when i say “sweetest owl” basically i just mean that he’s bonded to his two main trainers and is comfortable with us but if you ask anyone else he’s a grouchy old man with sharp talons. because he’s an owl. he’s not a snuggly pet. and he’s a 14-year-old captive-bred barn owl who has lived with humans and been an education bird his whole life, not a wild great horned owl who is clearly injured and having a shitty week of being grabbed and handled by giant mammals. this great horned owl is not a happy owl and it certainly isn’t feeling any sort of gratitude. mostly she’s too sick/injured to have enough energy to defend herself or hold her wings up or keep her eyes open.
when wild animals get released it’s nice to think that they are silently thanking us for saving them, but that’s what we don’t want. we want them to be ready for life in the wild, which means we want them to hate us and want to avoid humans forever, because that gives them the best chance of survival. the best thanks you can get from a rehabilitated wild animal is when they fly/run/swim the fuck away from you as soon as you open the cage and never look back. those are the successes.

I can preach what @talons-mcbeak said

This owl obviously is not aware of anything that is going on and is showing signs of a very very serious head injury (trust me, I’ve seen my fair share). You can see in the gif she attempted to bite him. She is just too weak and sick to be able to stop this person from manhandling her.

This man is not handling this bird right at all, and wild great horned owls are never friendly. 
That owl should not be put into those positions or used to promote such a disgusting lie by a man who obviously doesn’t know what he’s doing.

It is a wild animal not a domestic. Do not believe this bullshit story!


This!
This 100 times over!
UGH.
I keep seeing this owl picture and story passed around on Facebook, Tumblr, etc. with captions of ‘awwwww’ and ‘Cute!’ and so forth.
No.
It’s not ‘cute’. 
That owl is so unfit to be released and weak and probably in high states of stress. Anyone who knows the slightest thing about owl behaviour knows that this is not a ‘thankful’ or ‘happy animal’. Owls can’t even feel any love-related emotions to humans. Period.
Please share the truth about this story. The above two comments say a lot. :/
Shame on that ‘rehabber’ for passing on such false information and for treating that poor injured owl in such a way.

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Very Serious: jumpingjacktrash: avatar-dacia: thisisarebeljyn: fearwax: scootsenshi: 24-sa3t: comradeonion: powerofthestruggle: Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904 this is an extremely important picture Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg He has a nice face No but the history behind this picture is really interesting The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture. It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like. But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike. I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing. Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash. always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.
Very Serious: jumpingjacktrash:
avatar-dacia:

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fearwax:

scootsenshi:

24-sa3t:

comradeonion:

powerofthestruggle:

Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

this is an extremely important picture

Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

He has a nice face

No but the history behind this picture is really interesting
The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.
It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.
But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.


I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.

Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.

always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.

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Very Serious: SESAME STREET.0 frislander: elfwreck: loreweaver: cameoappearance: derinthemadscientist: cameoappearance: spockglocksrocks: sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet i’d reblog this even if it was a still image I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this? Parents watching it with their kids, I guess? literally everyone Everyone. No, really… everyone. For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content. For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letter “B”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words. For older kids: you’ve probably heard that “to be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound. For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate a “B” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them.  For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense. For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce “zounds.”  One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.
Very Serious: SESAME STREET.0
frislander:
elfwreck:

loreweaver:

cameoappearance:

derinthemadscientist:

cameoappearance:

spockglocksrocks:

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

literally everyone

Everyone. No, really… everyone.
For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.
For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letter “B”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.
For older kids: you’ve probably heard that “to be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.
For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate a “B” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them. 
For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.
For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce “zounds.” 

One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.

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Very Serious: Me [25F] with my boyfriend [25M] of seven months. He has VERY bizarre opinions and I want help understanding him, and getting him to understand how others see him Relationships submitted 7 hours ago by throwaway47273747483 have been with my boyfriend, Henry, for around 7 months now, and he's an amazing guy etc. I really see this developing into a long and very serious relationship. There are no big problems or red flags. One thing that gets me though, are his political opinions. They are esoteric, somewhat incomprehensible, and frankly, bizarre. He is an ardent monarchist (we are in the UK) but not in the typical use of the word (ie liking the Queen being an impartial head of state), he literally believes in the divine right of kings and that it is the only natural form of government. He claims to recognise no monarch since James ll, and apparently the real legitimate successor is some guy called Francis who I've never heard of, who is also supposedly the rightful king of France and Greece. He never votes, saying he has no desire to assist his monarch in their choice of servants (which is technically how the UK government works, the Queen "chooses" whoever wins the election). He expressed disgust at Prince Harry's recent engagement, I pressed him as to why (I was slightly worried it was racist in nature) and he said both Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton are commoners who have no business marrying royalty, then made some remark about the Royal Family being a "ghastly bunch of arriviste Germans anyway, so I suppose it doesn't matter". It's just strange. It's like his worldview is so odd and so far removed from anything I can even begin to understand. I can name the current major Royals and a few of the more important historical ones, whereas he is an absolute expert. He will passionately debate anyone who wants to, though again it just makes him look strange. Friends at dinner will be discussing normal, contemporary political issues, and he will interject and go on some tangent about how this all relates to "King John's submission to Papal authority in 1213". He does seem to genuinely believe this stuff, but it gives an odd impression to those around us. No one can really reply beecause they don't know what he's talking about so he definitely gets the feeling he's winning these debates (he's far too well-mannered to be rude about it, but it's certainly an unspoken truth in his view) tikkunolamorgtfo: TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
Very Serious: Me [25F] with my boyfriend [25M] of seven months. He has VERY bizarre opinions
 and I want help understanding him, and getting him to understand how others see
 him Relationships
 submitted 7 hours ago by throwaway47273747483
 have been with my boyfriend, Henry, for around 7 months now, and he's an amazing guy etc.
 I really see this developing into a long and very serious relationship. There are no big
 problems or red flags.
 One thing that gets me though, are his political opinions. They are esoteric, somewhat
 incomprehensible, and frankly, bizarre. He is an ardent monarchist (we are in the UK) but not
 in the typical use of the word (ie liking the Queen being an impartial head of state), he literally
 believes in the divine right of kings and that it is the only natural form of government. He
 claims to recognise no monarch since James ll, and apparently the real legitimate successor
 is some guy called Francis who I've never heard of, who is also supposedly the rightful king of
 France and Greece. He never votes, saying he has no desire to assist his monarch in their
 choice of servants (which is technically how the UK government works, the Queen "chooses"
 whoever wins the election). He expressed disgust at Prince Harry's recent engagement, I
 pressed him as to why (I was slightly worried it was racist in nature) and he said both Meghan
 Markle and Kate Middleton are commoners who have no business marrying royalty, then made
 some remark about the Royal Family being a "ghastly bunch of arriviste Germans anyway, so I
 suppose it doesn't matter". It's just strange. It's like his worldview is so odd and so far removed
 from anything I can even begin to understand. I can name the current major Royals and a few
 of the more important historical ones, whereas he is an absolute expert.
 He will passionately debate anyone who wants to, though again it just makes him look strange.
 Friends at dinner will be discussing normal, contemporary political issues, and he will interject
 and go on some tangent about how this all relates to "King John's submission to Papal
 authority in 1213". He does seem to genuinely believe this stuff, but it gives an odd impression
 to those around us. No one can really reply beecause they don't know what he's talking about
 so he definitely gets the feeling he's winning these debates (he's far too well-mannered to be
 rude about it, but it's certainly an unspoken truth in his view)
tikkunolamorgtfo:
TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

tikkunolamorgtfo: TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Very Serious: THIS GIRL DID THIS AFTER THE BOYAT SCHOOL TWANGED HER BRA. WHAT FOLLOWED IS GOLD. (I'm an A&E nurse. We're not allowed our phones on us; they're to be kept in our lockers. A call comes into hospital reception on a private line for me.) Phone: "This is [Teacher] from [School]. There's been an incident involving [Daughter]. We need you to come in." Me: "Is she ill or injured? Can it wait until my shift is over in two hours?" Phone: "[Daughter] has struck another pupil. We've been trying to call you for 45 minutes. It really is very serious." (I go to the school and am ushered into the head's office. I see my daughter, her head of year, a male teacher, the headmaster, a boy with blood around his nose and a red face, and his parents.) Head: "Mrs. [My Name], how kind of you to FINALLY join us!" Me: “Yeah, things get busy in A&E. I've spent the last hour administering over 40 stitches to a seven-year-old who was beaten by his mother with a metal ladle and then I had to deal with the police regarding the matter. Sorry for the inconvenience." (After watching him try to not act embarrassed, he tells me what has happened. The boy had twanged my daughter's bra and she had punched him in the face twice. I got the impression they were more angry with my daughter than the boy.) Me: "Oh. And you want to know if l'm going to press charges against him for sexually assaulting my daughter and against the school for allowing him to do it?" (They all get jittery when I mention sexual assault and start speaking at once.) Teacher: "I don't think it was that serious." Head Of Year: "Let's not over-react." Head: "I think you're missing the point." (The boy's mother then starts crying. I turn to my daughter to find out what happened.) Daughter: "He kept pinging my bra. I asked him to stop but he didn't, so I told Mr. [Teacher]. He told me to 'ignore it.' [Boy] did it again and undid my bra so I hit him. Then he stopped." (I turn to the teacher.) Me: "You let him do this? Why didn't you stop him? Come over here and let me touch the front of your trousers." Teacher: "What?! No!" Me: "Does that seem inappropriate to you? Why don't you go and pull on Mrs. [Head Of Year]'s bra right now. See how fun it is for her. Or on that boy's mum's bra. Or mine. You think just because they're kids it's fun?" Head: "Mrs. [My Name]. With all due respect, [Daughter] still beat another child." Me: "No. She defended herself against a sexual attack from another pupil. Look at them; he's nearly 6 feet and 11 or 12 stone. She's 5 feet and 6 stone. He's a foot taller than her and twice as heavy. How many times should she have let him touch her? If the person who was supposed to help and protect her in a classroom couldn't be bothered what should she have done? He pulled her bra so hard it came undone." (The boy's mum is still crying and his dad looks both angry and embarrassed. The teacher won't make eye contact with me. I look at the headmaster.) Me: "I'm taking her home. I think the boy has learnt his lesson. And I hope nothing like this ever happens again, not only to [Daughter], but to any other girl at this school. You wouldn't let him do it to a member of staff so what makes you think he can do it to a girl of 15 is beyond me. I will be reporting this to the governors. And if you-" *turning to the boy* "-EVER touch my daughter again I WILL have you arrested for sexual assault. Do you understand me?" (I was so angry I gathered my daughter's things and left. I reported it to the Board of Governors, several of whom I know from Church (it's a Catholic school), and was assured it would be strongly dealt with. I also reported it to OFSTED (Government-run school monitoring) and they were equally as horrified and assured me they would contact the school. My daughter was put into a different class for that subject, away from the teacher and the boy.) somefancyname: x
Very Serious: THIS GIRL DID THIS AFTER THE BOYAT SCHOOL
 TWANGED HER BRA. WHAT FOLLOWED IS GOLD.
 (I'm an A&E nurse. We're not allowed our
 phones on us; they're to be kept in our lockers.
 A call comes into hospital reception on a private
 line for me.)
 Phone: "This is [Teacher] from [School]. There's
 been an incident involving [Daughter]. We need
 you to come in."
 Me: "Is she ill or injured? Can it wait until my
 shift is over in two hours?"
 Phone: "[Daughter] has struck another pupil.
 We've been trying to call you for 45 minutes. It
 really is very serious."
 (I go to the school and am ushered into the
 head's office. I see my daughter, her head of
 year, a male teacher, the headmaster, a boy with
 blood around his nose and a red face, and his
 parents.)
 Head: "Mrs. [My Name], how kind of you to
 FINALLY join us!"
 Me: “Yeah, things get busy in A&E. I've spent the
 last hour administering over 40 stitches to a
 seven-year-old who was beaten by his mother
 with a metal ladle and then I had to deal with
 the police regarding the matter. Sorry for the
 inconvenience."

 (After watching him try to not act embarrassed,
 he tells me what has happened. The boy had
 twanged my daughter's bra and she had
 punched him in the face twice. I got the
 impression they were more angry with my
 daughter than the boy.)
 Me: "Oh. And you want to know if l'm going to
 press charges against him for sexually assaulting
 my daughter and against the school for allowing
 him to do it?"
 (They all get jittery when I mention sexual
 assault and start speaking at once.)
 Teacher: "I don't think it was that serious."
 Head Of Year: "Let's not over-react."
 Head: "I think you're missing the point."
 (The boy's mother then starts crying. I turn to
 my daughter to find out what happened.)
 Daughter: "He kept pinging my bra. I asked him
 to stop but he didn't, so I told Mr. [Teacher]. He
 told me to 'ignore it.' [Boy] did it again and
 undid my bra so I hit him. Then he stopped."
 (I turn to the teacher.)
 Me: "You let him do this? Why didn't you stop
 him? Come over here and let me touch the front
 of your trousers."
 Teacher: "What?! No!"
 Me: "Does that seem inappropriate to you? Why
 don't you go and pull on Mrs. [Head Of Year]'s
 bra right now. See how fun it is for her. Or on
 that boy's mum's bra. Or mine. You think just
 because they're kids it's fun?"
 Head: "Mrs. [My Name]. With all due respect,
 [Daughter] still beat another child."

 Me: "No. She defended herself against a sexual
 attack from another pupil. Look at them; he's
 nearly 6 feet and 11 or 12 stone. She's 5 feet
 and 6 stone. He's a foot taller than her and twice
 as heavy. How many times should she have let
 him touch her? If the person who was supposed
 to help and protect her in a classroom couldn't
 be bothered what should she have done? He
 pulled her bra so hard it came undone."
 (The boy's mum is still crying and his dad looks
 both angry and embarrassed. The teacher won't
 make eye contact with me. I look at the
 headmaster.)
 Me: "I'm taking her home. I think the boy has
 learnt his lesson. And I hope nothing like this
 ever happens again, not only to [Daughter], but
 to any other girl at this school. You wouldn't let
 him do it to a member of staff so what makes
 you think he can do it to a girl of 15 is beyond
 me. I will be reporting this to the governors. And
 if you-" *turning to the boy* "-EVER touch my
 daughter again I WILL have you arrested for
 sexual assault. Do you understand me?"
 (I was so angry I gathered my daughter's things
 and left. I reported it to the Board of Governors,
 several of whom I know from Church (it's a
 Catholic school), and was assured it would be
 strongly dealt with. I also reported it to OFSTED
 (Government-run school monitoring) and they
 were equally as horrified and assured me they
 would contact the school. My daughter was put
 into a different class for that subject, away from
 the teacher and the boy.)
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Very Serious: Steve whose ready for a monday morning joke guyz? 24 minutes ago via Facebook for Blackberry Comment Like 7 people like this 23 minutes ago Like 23 minutes ago Like whose there? Irish Stu. 23 minutes ago Like 1 David brings you round this way? 23 minutes ago Like 4 Oh hi, Stu, come on in, it's been a while. What David Just passing by, huh? Cool, cool. Just as long as Sarah didnt kick you out of the house, ha ha! 22 minutes ago Like DavidStu starts crying uncontrollably* 22 minutes ago Like David kidding. What the hell happened? 22 minutes ago Like 31 Oh shit, she did? Man, I am so sorry, I was just Can we not do this again Dave I'm just trying Steve to tell a joke 20 minutes ago Like Tim Knock Knock 20 minutes ago Like 34 David Wait a second, Stu, I think I hear someone at the door. Ill go get rid of them, I'm sure it's just a salesman... 19 minutes ago Like Hello, can I help you? David 19 minutes ago Like Tim 19 minutes ago Like 310 I'm batman Steve Tim dont encourage him!! 18 minutes ago Like Holy heck, it's the caped crusader! What are David you doing here? 18 minutes ago Like Tim I'm not the caped crusader, I'm batman with a little 'b. I'm here to get rid of your bats. 17 minutes ago Like 32 David a bat costume if you're only in pest control. I mean you dont see regular exterminators fumigate houses dressed like giant wood lice. 17 minutes ago Like Oh, I see. Still, it seems weird you'd show up in Steve I swear to god guys 16 minutes ago Like 1 Tim I'm here to see Stu. 16 minutes ago Like Alright, you've got me, I'm not in pest control... DavidStu, do you know this guy? 16 minutes ago Like David 15 minutes ago Like Stu? Why are you crying, Stu? Did you do it? Did Tim you finally leave her? David 15 minutes ago Like Wait a second, are you two....? Tim 12 minutes ago Like 10 Yes... we're lovers. Seriously Tim fuck off! Steve 12 minutes ago . Like-D11 David Well, that explains why Sarah kicked you out. 12 minutes ago Like David though... 11 minutes ago Like Doesn't really explain the Batman costume Tim Little b, and take it up with head office. 11 minutes ago Like Tim what we wanted. With Sarah gone we can finally be together 11 minutes ago Like Danny Stu I know you're hurting right now but this is knock knock 11 minutes ago Like 32 For heaven's sake, who is this now? David 10 minutes ago Like ffs dan please can I get back to my joke?? 10 minutes ago Like ArianeLOL loving this!!! 10 minutes ago Like 5 Danny and I'm investigating a very serious matter. You see there's been.. a murder my name is Detective Inspector Hardbottom 10 minutes ago Like 7 David 9 minutes ago Like Steve 9 minutes ago Like 45 Oh my God FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF! David me? 9 minutes ago Like But I dont understand, what do you want with Tim I'm batman! (little b) 9 minutes ago . Like . 11 I'm not here for you or batman (little b) I'm Danny here for your Gaelic friend over there. 8 minutes ago Like you dont stop right now i'm unfreinding the Steve lot of u 8 minutes ago Like TimIm likng where this is going...) 8 minutes ago Like DannyStuart please put your hands where I can see them, I'm booking you for the bloody murder of your wife, Sarah. In other words... IRISH STU IN THE NAME OF THE LAW 7 minutes ago Like 13 Tim 7 minutes ago Like 2 David TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME 7 minutes ago Like1 Steve 7 minutes ago Like POW! Sriously you can all get fucked katyissuperawesome:fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
Very Serious: Steve
 whose ready for a monday morning joke guyz?
 24 minutes ago via Facebook for Blackberry Comment Like
 7 people like this
 23 minutes ago Like
 23 minutes ago Like
 whose there?
 Irish Stu.
 23 minutes ago Like
 1
 David
 brings you round this way?
 23 minutes ago Like 4
 Oh hi, Stu, come on in, it's been a while. What
 David Just passing by, huh? Cool, cool. Just as long
 as Sarah didnt kick you out of the house, ha ha!
 22 minutes ago Like
 DavidStu starts crying uncontrollably*
 22 minutes ago Like
 David
 kidding. What the hell happened?
 22 minutes ago Like 31
 Oh shit, she did? Man, I am so sorry, I was just
 Can we not do this again Dave I'm just trying
 Steve
 to tell a joke
 20 minutes ago Like
 Tim Knock Knock
 20 minutes ago Like 34
 David Wait a second, Stu, I think I hear someone at
 the door. Ill go get rid of them, I'm sure it's just a salesman...

 19
 minutes ago Like
 Hello, can I help you?
 David
 19 minutes ago
 Like
 Tim
 19 minutes ago Like 310
 I'm batman
 Steve
 Tim dont encourage him!!
 18 minutes ago Like
 Holy heck, it's the caped crusader! What are
 David
 you doing here?
 18 minutes ago Like
 Tim I'm not the caped crusader, I'm batman with a
 little 'b. I'm here to get rid of your bats.
 17 minutes ago Like 32
 David
 a bat costume if you're only in pest control. I mean you dont
 see regular exterminators fumigate houses dressed like giant
 wood lice.
 17 minutes ago Like
 Oh, I see. Still, it seems weird you'd show up in
 Steve
 I swear to god guys
 16 minutes ago Like 1
 Tim
 I'm here to see Stu.
 16 minutes ago Like
 Alright, you've got me, I'm not in pest control...
 DavidStu, do you know this guy?
 16 minutes ago Like
 David
 15 minutes ago Like
 Stu?
 Why are you crying, Stu? Did you do it? Did
 Tim
 you finally leave her?

 David
 15 minutes ago Like
 Wait a second, are you two....?
 Tim
 12 minutes ago Like 10
 Yes... we're lovers.
 Seriously Tim fuck off!
 Steve
 12 minutes ago . Like-D11
 David Well, that explains why Sarah kicked you out.
 12 minutes ago Like
 David
 though...
 11 minutes ago Like
 Doesn't really explain the Batman costume
 Tim Little b, and take it up with head office.
 11 minutes ago Like
 Tim
 what we wanted. With Sarah gone we can finally be together
 11 minutes ago Like
 Danny
 Stu I know you're hurting right now but this is
 knock knock
 11 minutes ago Like 32
 For heaven's sake, who is this now?
 David
 10 minutes ago Like
 ffs dan please can I get back to my joke??
 10 minutes ago Like
 ArianeLOL loving this!!!
 10 minutes ago Like 5
 Danny
 and I'm investigating a very serious matter. You see there's
 been.. a murder
 my name is Detective Inspector Hardbottom

 10 minutes ago Like 7
 David
 9 minutes ago Like
 Steve
 9 minutes ago Like 45
 Oh my God
 FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF!
 David
 me?
 9 minutes ago Like
 But I dont understand, what do you want with
 Tim I'm batman! (little b)
 9 minutes ago . Like . 11
 I'm not here for you or batman (little b) I'm
 Danny
 here for your Gaelic friend over there.
 8 minutes ago Like
 you dont stop right now i'm unfreinding the
 Steve
 lot of u
 8 minutes ago Like
 TimIm likng where this is going...)
 8 minutes ago Like
 DannyStuart please put your hands where I can see
 them, I'm booking you for the bloody murder of your wife,
 Sarah. In other words... IRISH STU IN THE NAME OF THE LAW
 7 minutes ago Like 13
 Tim
 7 minutes ago Like 2
 David TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME
 7 minutes ago Like1
 Steve
 7 minutes ago Like
 POW!
 Sriously you can all get fucked
katyissuperawesome:fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

katyissuperawesome:fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. I...

Very Serious: Steve whose ready for a monday morning joke guyz? 24 minutes ago via Facebook for Blackberry Comment Like 7 people like this 23 minutes ago Like 23 minutes ago Like whose there? Irish Stu. 23 minutes ago Like 1 David brings you round this way? 23 minutes ago Like 4 Oh hi, Stu, come on in, it's been a while. What David Just passing by, huh? Cool, cool. Just as long as Sarah didnt kick you out of the house, ha ha! 22 minutes ago Like DavidStu starts crying uncontrollably* 22 minutes ago Like David kidding. What the hell happened? 22 minutes ago Like 31 Oh shit, she did? Man, I am so sorry, I was just Can we not do this again Dave I'm just trying Steve to tell a joke 20 minutes ago Like Tim Knock Knock 20 minutes ago Like 34 David Wait a second, Stu, I think I hear someone at the door. Ill go get rid of them, I'm sure it's just a salesman... 19 minutes ago Like Hello, can I help you? David 19 minutes ago Like Tim 19 minutes ago Like 310 I'm batman Steve Tim dont encourage him!! 18 minutes ago Like Holy heck, it's the caped crusader! What are David you doing here? 18 minutes ago Like Tim I'm not the caped crusader, I'm batman with a little 'b. I'm here to get rid of your bats. 17 minutes ago Like 32 David a bat costume if you're only in pest control. I mean you dont see regular exterminators fumigate houses dressed like giant wood lice. 17 minutes ago Like Oh, I see. Still, it seems weird you'd show up in Steve I swear to god guys 16 minutes ago Like 1 Tim I'm here to see Stu. 16 minutes ago Like Alright, you've got me, I'm not in pest control... DavidStu, do you know this guy? 16 minutes ago Like David 15 minutes ago Like Stu? Why are you crying, Stu? Did you do it? Did Tim you finally leave her? David 15 minutes ago Like Wait a second, are you two....? Tim 12 minutes ago Like 10 Yes... we're lovers. Seriously Tim fuck off! Steve 12 minutes ago . Like-D11 David Well, that explains why Sarah kicked you out. 12 minutes ago Like David though... 11 minutes ago Like Doesn't really explain the Batman costume Tim Little b, and take it up with head office. 11 minutes ago Like Tim what we wanted. With Sarah gone we can finally be together 11 minutes ago Like Danny Stu I know you're hurting right now but this is knock knock 11 minutes ago Like 32 For heaven's sake, who is this now? David 10 minutes ago Like ffs dan please can I get back to my joke?? 10 minutes ago Like ArianeLOL loving this!!! 10 minutes ago Like 5 Danny and I'm investigating a very serious matter. You see there's been.. a murder my name is Detective Inspector Hardbottom 10 minutes ago Like 7 David 9 minutes ago Like Steve 9 minutes ago Like 45 Oh my God FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF! David me? 9 minutes ago Like But I dont understand, what do you want with Tim I'm batman! (little b) 9 minutes ago . Like . 11 I'm not here for you or batman (little b) I'm Danny here for your Gaelic friend over there. 8 minutes ago Like you dont stop right now i'm unfreinding the Steve lot of u 8 minutes ago Like TimIm likng where this is going...) 8 minutes ago Like DannyStuart please put your hands where I can see them, I'm booking you for the bloody murder of your wife, Sarah. In other words... IRISH STU IN THE NAME OF THE LAW 7 minutes ago Like 13 Tim 7 minutes ago Like 2 David TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME 7 minutes ago Like1 Steve 7 minutes ago Like POW! Sriously you can all get fucked katyissuperawesome: fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
Very Serious: Steve
 whose ready for a monday morning joke guyz?
 24 minutes ago via Facebook for Blackberry Comment Like
 7 people like this
 23 minutes ago Like
 23 minutes ago Like
 whose there?
 Irish Stu.
 23 minutes ago Like
 1
 David
 brings you round this way?
 23 minutes ago Like 4
 Oh hi, Stu, come on in, it's been a while. What
 David Just passing by, huh? Cool, cool. Just as long
 as Sarah didnt kick you out of the house, ha ha!
 22 minutes ago Like
 DavidStu starts crying uncontrollably*
 22 minutes ago Like
 David
 kidding. What the hell happened?
 22 minutes ago Like 31
 Oh shit, she did? Man, I am so sorry, I was just
 Can we not do this again Dave I'm just trying
 Steve
 to tell a joke
 20 minutes ago Like
 Tim Knock Knock
 20 minutes ago Like 34
 David Wait a second, Stu, I think I hear someone at
 the door. Ill go get rid of them, I'm sure it's just a salesman...

 19
 minutes ago Like
 Hello, can I help you?
 David
 19 minutes ago
 Like
 Tim
 19 minutes ago Like 310
 I'm batman
 Steve
 Tim dont encourage him!!
 18 minutes ago Like
 Holy heck, it's the caped crusader! What are
 David
 you doing here?
 18 minutes ago Like
 Tim I'm not the caped crusader, I'm batman with a
 little 'b. I'm here to get rid of your bats.
 17 minutes ago Like 32
 David
 a bat costume if you're only in pest control. I mean you dont
 see regular exterminators fumigate houses dressed like giant
 wood lice.
 17 minutes ago Like
 Oh, I see. Still, it seems weird you'd show up in
 Steve
 I swear to god guys
 16 minutes ago Like 1
 Tim
 I'm here to see Stu.
 16 minutes ago Like
 Alright, you've got me, I'm not in pest control...
 DavidStu, do you know this guy?
 16 minutes ago Like
 David
 15 minutes ago Like
 Stu?
 Why are you crying, Stu? Did you do it? Did
 Tim
 you finally leave her?

 David
 15 minutes ago Like
 Wait a second, are you two....?
 Tim
 12 minutes ago Like 10
 Yes... we're lovers.
 Seriously Tim fuck off!
 Steve
 12 minutes ago . Like-D11
 David Well, that explains why Sarah kicked you out.
 12 minutes ago Like
 David
 though...
 11 minutes ago Like
 Doesn't really explain the Batman costume
 Tim Little b, and take it up with head office.
 11 minutes ago Like
 Tim
 what we wanted. With Sarah gone we can finally be together
 11 minutes ago Like
 Danny
 Stu I know you're hurting right now but this is
 knock knock
 11 minutes ago Like 32
 For heaven's sake, who is this now?
 David
 10 minutes ago Like
 ffs dan please can I get back to my joke??
 10 minutes ago Like
 ArianeLOL loving this!!!
 10 minutes ago Like 5
 Danny
 and I'm investigating a very serious matter. You see there's
 been.. a murder
 my name is Detective Inspector Hardbottom

 10 minutes ago Like 7
 David
 9 minutes ago Like
 Steve
 9 minutes ago Like 45
 Oh my God
 FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF!
 David
 me?
 9 minutes ago Like
 But I dont understand, what do you want with
 Tim I'm batman! (little b)
 9 minutes ago . Like . 11
 I'm not here for you or batman (little b) I'm
 Danny
 here for your Gaelic friend over there.
 8 minutes ago Like
 you dont stop right now i'm unfreinding the
 Steve
 lot of u
 8 minutes ago Like
 TimIm likng where this is going...)
 8 minutes ago Like
 DannyStuart please put your hands where I can see
 them, I'm booking you for the bloody murder of your wife,
 Sarah. In other words... IRISH STU IN THE NAME OF THE LAW
 7 minutes ago Like 13
 Tim
 7 minutes ago Like 2
 David TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME
 7 minutes ago Like1
 Steve
 7 minutes ago Like
 POW!
 Sriously you can all get fucked
katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

katyissuperawesome: fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever....

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Very Serious: Bruna Payne Follow @BruPayne The @unitedairlanes staff at Gate C8 in @Dulles_Airport are a complete disrespect #news Reply 1 Retweet Favorite • More 8:56 PM - 6 Jul 13 Reply to @BruPayne @Dulles_Airport United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 12h @BruPayne Count your blessings. At JFK they throw knives. Details Bruna Payne @BruPayne @unitedairlanes is that supposed to be funny? @JetBlue for one takes tweets regarding their company serious. Might want to take some tips... 5h Details United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 6m @BruPayne @JetBlue No, it's a very serious warning. We accidentally hired bounty hunters to run that desk and now we can't stop them. Details Michael Soncina @sonchyADV 27 Feb For those following I am stuck still at #Buffalo @unitedairlanes thanks for trying to fight the weather. You are doing well! Expand United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 12h @sonchyADV Here at United Airlanes, we strive to not let a little thing like the fury of God prevent us from delivering tolerable service. + Reply i Delete *Favorite ** More Hide conversation 10:05 PM - 30 Jul 13 - Details William Dale, MD,PhD @WilliamDale_MD 28 Jul @robinobryant @unitedairlanes Yes -- they are horrible, in my experience, and I avoid them if possible. Expand United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 12h @WilliamDale_MD In our defense, it says on our website that we do not carry the equipment on domestic flights to cater to nerds. + Reply i Delete * Favorite * More Hide conversation Conor Whately @ConorWhately 26 Jul Shout out to @unitedairlanes for stranding my wife at YWG for nearly 12 hour for a short flight to Chicago. Excellent service. Expand United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 12h - @ConorWhately After the first six hours, she technically belonged to us. You're just lucky we met our monthly quota. + Reply Delete * Favorite . More Hide conversation Jacob A. Moreno @GodJamit_0216 14 Jul @unitedairlanes lost my brothers carseat. Y'all suck from San Antonio, TX United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 12h @GodJamit_0216 In our defense, it's really comfortable. If a bit small. . More + Reply Delete * Favorite Hide conversation 10:11 PM - 30 Jul 13 - Details leonsbuddydave: Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to complain about their experiences with United Airlines. God has given me a great, beautiful funnel through which angry people flow in the worst possible mood.
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 Follow
 @BruPayne
 The @unitedairlanes staff at Gate C8 in
 @Dulles_Airport are a complete disrespect
 #news
 Reply 1 Retweet
 Favorite • More
 8:56 PM - 6 Jul 13
 Reply to @BruPayne @Dulles_Airport
 United Airlanes @unitedairlanes
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 @BruPayne Count your blessings. At JFK they throw knives.
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 Bruna Payne @BruPayne
 @unitedairlanes is that supposed to be funny? @JetBlue for
 one takes tweets regarding their company serious. Might
 want to take some tips...
 5h
 Details
 United Airlanes @unitedairlanes
 6m
 @BruPayne @JetBlue No, it's a very serious warning. We
 accidentally hired bounty hunters to run that desk and now
 we can't stop them.
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 27 Feb
 For those following I am stuck still at #Buffalo @unitedairlanes thanks
 for trying to fight the weather. You are doing well!
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 @sonchyADV Here at United Airlanes, we strive to not let a little thing
 like the fury of God prevent us from delivering tolerable service.
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 @robinobryant @unitedairlanes Yes -- they are horrible, in my
 experience, and I avoid them if possible.
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 @WilliamDale_MD In our defense, it says on our website that we do
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 Shout out to @unitedairlanes for stranding my wife at YWG for nearly
 12 hour for a short flight to Chicago. Excellent service.
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 - @ConorWhately After the first six hours, she technically belonged to
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 @unitedairlanes lost my brothers carseat. Y'all suck
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Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to complain about their experiences with United Airlines.
God has given me a great, beautiful funnel through which angry people flow in the worst possible mood.

leonsbuddydave: Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airla...