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Ass, Bitch, and Chill: probablyvampirerpgideas Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess anachronistic-cat .. can i use that phrase irl? probablyvampirerpgideas Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age nternet lingo like all the time the-argumentative-viper Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid nuttersincorporated You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get pissed take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito sleepyamericanteen Reading these is like literary whiplash kyraneko Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the nearest window for a donut. rickktish Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!! I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape Source: probablyvampirerpgideas Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!
Ass, Bitch, and Chill: probablyvampirerpgideas
 Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the
 common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical
 habbits from different time eras
 So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
 anachronistic-cat
 .. can i use that phrase irl?
 probablyvampirerpgideas
 Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just
 completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear
 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age
 nternet lingo like all the time
 the-argumentative-viper
 Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of
 splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid
 nuttersincorporated
 You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art
 false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell
 just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too
 fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan
 I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get
 pissed
 take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool
 grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
 sleepyamericanteen
 Reading these is like literary whiplash
 kyraneko
 Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the
 nearest window for a donut.
 rickktish
 Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face
 ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!!
 I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in
 whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape
 Source: probablyvampirerpgideas
Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!

Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!

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Alive, Celtic, and Check Yourself: Common Core? 6th Graders Taught How to Use Strap-On Dildo <p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/165199784057/celtic-tactical-libertarian-lady" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://celtic-tactical.tumblr.com/post/165199449276/libertarian-lady-ecarretsamcp" class="tumblr_blog">celtic-tactical</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/165199023797/ecarretsamcp-dorararararararararararandchill" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://ecarretsamcp.tumblr.com/post/165198603900/dorararararararararararandchill-epicdoubletap" class="tumblr_blog">ecarretsamcp</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://dorararararararararararandchill.tumblr.com/post/165198055692/epicdoubletap-swarfs-wolverinedoc68w" class="tumblr_blog">dorararararararararararandchill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://epicdoubletap.tumblr.com/post/165186909935/swarfs-wolverinedoc68w-davidjones78j" class="tumblr_blog">epicdoubletap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://swarfs.tumblr.com/post/165173463689/wolverinedoc68w-davidjones78j-viper-2-4" class="tumblr_blog">swarfs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wolverinedoc68w.tumblr.com/post/165173294754/davidjones78j-viper-2-4-cachecoo" class="tumblr_blog">wolverinedoc68w</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://davidjones78j.tumblr.com/post/165171494346/viper-2-4-cachecoo-this-woman-and" class="tumblr_blog">davidjones78j</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://viper-2-4.tumblr.com/post/165171016686/cachecoo-this-woman-and-everyone" class="tumblr_blog">viper-2-4</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cachecoo.tumblr.com/post/165170529968" class="tumblr_blog">cachecoo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🤔🤔🤔</p></blockquote> <p>This woman, and everyone involved in the planning and approval of this, should be publicly burned alive.</p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^^^^</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="516"><img width="516" height="410" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c463512f0cfc830d86909c4c33d8802/tumblr_inline_ow1ov6Tmwu1uwuglq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="516"/></figure></blockquote> <p>6th grade???</p> </blockquote> <p>Nope-<br/></p> <blockquote><p>The photographs displayed in the original article were not in fact pictures of a Florida substitute teacher named Sharon Mercer, but rather pictures of <a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2009/09/27/sex_its_free_healthy_and_good_for_the_soul.html">Carlyle Jansen</a>,  the founder and owner of <a href="http://www.goodforher.com/">Good for Her</a> (a progressive, female-friendly sex store in Toronto, Ontario), who has upon occasion been invited to give talks about sexual health at Toronto-area high schools.  But Ms. Jansen told us that she also teaches sex ed classes for adult audiences, that the photographs displayed in the outrage-provoking article were snapped at a university-level (not a sixth grade) class, and that she “would not have done those positions and discussed strap-ons to that extent in a high school setting.” <br/></p></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Narrative always wins</p> </blockquote> <p>Yank education </p> </blockquote> <p>Fact check yourself before you wreck yourself </p></blockquote> <p>People always make fun of liberals for jumping to conclusions. Turns out people are the same on both sides </p></blockquote> <p>Ive been saying that for ages and no one on the right wants to listen. They are the first to talk about triggered snowflakes then get pissed off because McDonalds put a rainbow on a box of fries or something. Both sides are the exact same, they have the same reactions just about different shit.</p></blockquote>
Alive, Celtic, and Check Yourself: Common Core? 6th Graders Taught How to Use
 Strap-On Dildo
<p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/165199784057/celtic-tactical-libertarian-lady" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://celtic-tactical.tumblr.com/post/165199449276/libertarian-lady-ecarretsamcp" class="tumblr_blog">celtic-tactical</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/165199023797/ecarretsamcp-dorararararararararararandchill" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://ecarretsamcp.tumblr.com/post/165198603900/dorararararararararararandchill-epicdoubletap" class="tumblr_blog">ecarretsamcp</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dorararararararararararandchill.tumblr.com/post/165198055692/epicdoubletap-swarfs-wolverinedoc68w" class="tumblr_blog">dorararararararararararandchill</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://epicdoubletap.tumblr.com/post/165186909935/swarfs-wolverinedoc68w-davidjones78j" class="tumblr_blog">epicdoubletap</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://swarfs.tumblr.com/post/165173463689/wolverinedoc68w-davidjones78j-viper-2-4" class="tumblr_blog">swarfs</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://wolverinedoc68w.tumblr.com/post/165173294754/davidjones78j-viper-2-4-cachecoo" class="tumblr_blog">wolverinedoc68w</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://davidjones78j.tumblr.com/post/165171494346/viper-2-4-cachecoo-this-woman-and" class="tumblr_blog">davidjones78j</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://viper-2-4.tumblr.com/post/165171016686/cachecoo-this-woman-and-everyone" class="tumblr_blog">viper-2-4</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://cachecoo.tumblr.com/post/165170529968" class="tumblr_blog">cachecoo</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>🤔🤔🤔</p></blockquote>

<p>This woman, and everyone involved in the planning and approval of this, should be publicly burned alive.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>^^^^^^^</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="516"><img width="516" height="410" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c463512f0cfc830d86909c4c33d8802/tumblr_inline_ow1ov6Tmwu1uwuglq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="516"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>6th grade???</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Nope-<br/></p>
<blockquote><p>The photographs displayed in the original article were not in fact 
pictures of a Florida substitute teacher named Sharon Mercer, but rather
 pictures of <a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2009/09/27/sex_its_free_healthy_and_good_for_the_soul.html">Carlyle Jansen</a>,  the founder and owner of <a href="http://www.goodforher.com/">Good for Her</a>
 (a progressive, female-friendly sex store in Toronto, Ontario), who has
 upon occasion been invited to give talks about sexual health at 
Toronto-area high schools.  But Ms. Jansen told us that she
 also teaches sex ed classes for adult audiences, that the photographs 
displayed in the outrage-provoking article were snapped at a 
university-level (not a sixth grade) class, and that she “would not have
 done those positions and discussed strap-ons to that extent in a high 
school setting.”

<br/></p></blockquote>
</blockquote>
<p>Narrative always wins</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Yank education </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Fact check yourself before you wreck yourself </p></blockquote>

<p>People always make fun of liberals for jumping to conclusions. Turns out people are the same on both sides </p></blockquote>

<p>Ive been saying that for ages and no one on the right wants to listen. They are the first to talk about triggered snowflakes then get pissed off because McDonalds put a rainbow on a box of fries or something. Both sides are the exact same,  they have the same reactions just about different shit.</p></blockquote>

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