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Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke and the girl under his bed starts laughing too Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
 and the girl under his bed starts
 laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.

Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find anothe...

Bad, Best Buy, and Life: Cear About $ % years or so ago you, I I did something very terrible to you, 1 stole your wallet out of your purse. 1 to take money from whoever could to get my next high. I didn't even know pickpocketed you and took it right out of your purse. took the best buy card you had in it and cash that was in it and threw the wallet in a trash can next to a store Not to long after that I landed in a treatment facility and got sober, rve been sober for 4 just recently found your Best Buy card in a bad of old stuff, I looked up your name and found where you worked. So here I am can't imagne the frustration and despaic I put you through not to mention al the time and effort looking for it and getting alli new stuff.It is unforgivesble what i have done but I would like to pay you a small amount ef money for it will also never hurt someone in thst way ever again and will continue to live an honest lite I wish you nothing but happiness, prosperity, and good health Dear About 5 years o was a drug add r so ago I did something very terrible to you, I stole your wallet out of your purse. I ict wanting to take money from whoever I could to get my next high. I didn't even know u, I pickpocketed you and took it right out of your purse. I took the best buy card you had in it and yo whatever cash that was in it and threw the wallet in a trash can next to a store. Not to long after that I landed in a treatment facility and got sober. I've been sober for 4 years now and st recently found your Best Buy card in a bad of old stuff, I looked up your name and found where you ju worked. So here 1 am I can't imagine the frustration and despair I put you through not to mention all the time and effort looking for it and getting all new stuff. It is unforgiveable what I have done but I would like to pay you a small amount of money for it I will also never hurt someone in that way ever again and will continue to live an honest life I wish you nothing but happiness, prosperity, and good health <p>Glad to see people change for the better 😊</p>
Bad, Best Buy, and Life: Cear
 About $ % years or so ago
 you, I
 I did something very terrible to you, 1 stole your wallet out of your purse. 1
 to take money from whoever could to get my next high. I didn't even know
 pickpocketed you and took it right out of your purse. took the best buy card you had in it and
 cash that was in it and threw the wallet in a trash can next to a store
 Not to long after that I landed in a treatment facility and got sober, rve been sober for 4
 just recently found your Best Buy card in a bad of old stuff, I looked up your name and found where you
 worked. So here I am
 can't imagne the frustration and despaic I put you through not to mention al the time and effort
 looking for it and getting alli new stuff.It is unforgivesble what i have done but I would like to pay you a
 small amount ef money for it
 will also never hurt someone in thst way ever again and will continue to live an honest lite
 I wish you nothing but happiness, prosperity, and good health
 Dear
 About 5 years o
 was a drug add
 r so ago I did something very terrible to you, I stole your wallet out of your purse. I
 ict wanting to take money from whoever I could to get my next high. I didn't even know
 u, I pickpocketed you and took it right out of your purse. I
 took the best buy card you had in it and
 yo
 whatever cash that was in it and threw the wallet in a trash can next to a store.
 Not to long after that I landed in a treatment facility and got
 sober. I've been sober for 4 years now and
 st recently found your Best Buy card in a bad of old stuff, I looked up your name and found where you
 ju
 worked. So here 1 am
 I can't imagine the frustration and despair I put you through not to mention all the time and effort
 looking for it and getting all new stuff. It is unforgiveable what I have done but I would like to pay you a
 small amount of money for it
 I will also never hurt someone in that way ever again and will continue to live an honest life
 I wish you nothing but happiness, prosperity, and good health
<p>Glad to see people change for the better 😊</p>

<p>Glad to see people change for the better 😊</p>