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want: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.”
 want: brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY


imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” 



“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”

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want: afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself: argumate: afloweroutofstone: Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done. this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale. It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras? That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations. Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today: I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now! @cominyern​ Subgenre!  Red is killer/slasher/psychological Blue is monster/creature Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon Green is alien Black is zombies Purple is vampires It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest. that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety. (i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally) I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!
 want: afloweroutofstone:

iamicecreamsbitch:

averyterrible:


afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

the-real-numbers:

identicaltomyself:


argumate:


afloweroutofstone:
Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.
this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.


It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?


That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:
I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

@cominyern​ Subgenre! 
Red is killer/slasher/psychological
Blue is monster/creature
Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon
Green is alien
Black is zombies
Purple is vampires
It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)



I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! 

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

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want: Thought someone might want to hear this
 want: Thought someone might want to hear this

Thought someone might want to hear this

want: I want attention
 want: I want attention

I want attention

want: Want some Lyme with that?
 want: Want some Lyme with that?

Want some Lyme with that?

want: plinnerofficial:The type of intruders I want in my home (Don’t call the police though!🧐)
 want: plinnerofficial:The type of intruders I want in my home (Don’t call the police though!🧐)

plinnerofficial:The type of intruders I want in my home (Don’t call the police though!🧐)

want: epicjohndoe: You May Not Need These Things, But You’ll Definitely Want Them Pretty Badly
 want: epicjohndoe:

You May Not Need These Things, But You’ll Definitely Want Them Pretty Badly

epicjohndoe: You May Not Need These Things, But You’ll Definitely Want Them Pretty Badly

want: What these orchids want
 want: What these orchids want

What these orchids want

want: Can we get a refund on 2020 please? We don't want it anymore. #Memes #Dank #2020 #Entertainment
 want: Can we get a refund on 2020 please? We don't want it anymore. #Memes #Dank #2020 #Entertainment

Can we get a refund on 2020 please? We don't want it anymore. #Memes #Dank #2020 #Entertainment

want: thesassyducks: But I don’t want to go to sle………zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 want: thesassyducks: But I don’t want to go to sle………zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

thesassyducks: But I don’t want to go to sle………zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

want: Her bio asked if I’d rather be able to eat as much chocolate as I want without getting fat, or receive $1 million.
 want: Her bio asked if I’d rather be able to eat as much chocolate as I want without getting fat, or receive $1 million.

Her bio asked if I’d rather be able to eat as much chocolate as I want without getting fat, or receive $1 million.

want: justcatposts: “Does anyone else want to smooch that belly as much as me?!? 😘”  via @little.foster.family
 want: justcatposts:
“Does anyone else want to smooch that belly as much as me?!? 😘” 
via @little.foster.family

justcatposts: “Does anyone else want to smooch that belly as much as me?!? 😘”  via @little.foster.family

want: thesassygoats: The zoo put in these little ramps to make it easier to feed the goats but this one doesn’t want to wait for it to go into the bucket. via @evilweasel24
 want: thesassygoats:
The zoo put in these little ramps to make it easier to feed the goats but this one doesn’t want to wait for it to go into the bucket.
via @evilweasel24

thesassygoats: The zoo put in these little ramps to make it easier to feed the goats but this one doesn’t want to wait for it to go into...

want: Just want to make everyone’s day a little bit better
 want: Just want to make everyone’s day a little bit better

Just want to make everyone’s day a little bit better

want: But I don’t want to
 want: But I don’t want to

But I don’t want to

want: But I don’t want to by piz-kill-me- MORE MEMES
 want: But I don’t want to by piz-kill-me-
MORE MEMES

But I don’t want to by piz-kill-me- MORE MEMES

want: Reality can be whatever we want
 want: Reality can be whatever we want

Reality can be whatever we want

want: Katrina survivors def want to know the answer
 want: Katrina survivors def want to know the answer

Katrina survivors def want to know the answer

want: mangum-pi: i know you want me
 want: mangum-pi:

i know you want me

mangum-pi: i know you want me

want: I want to speak to the manager of earth
 want: I want to speak to the manager of earth

I want to speak to the manager of earth

want: libertarirynn: crunchwrapofnotredame: persephinae: Merida + Scottish twitter This is fantastic I never want it to end. Best one:
 want: libertarirynn:

crunchwrapofnotredame:

persephinae:
Merida + Scottish twitter

This is fantastic I never want it to end.


Best one:

libertarirynn: crunchwrapofnotredame: persephinae: Merida + Scottish twitter This is fantastic I never want it to end. Best one:

want: Vroom vroom I want out me car
 want: Vroom vroom I want out me car

Vroom vroom I want out me car