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Ass, Crying, and Drunk: File: cry ipg (52 KB, 597x519) Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)15: 1956 NO 760012449 This happened a couple of years ago and I still cry when I think about it. be me 16 friends with this 8/10 qt3.14 she thicc but i like that Plet's call her J want to be more than friends go to friends house to drink and hang out J is also invited nobody else tuns up except me and her sit on friends bed and talkiget drunk lay down on the bed for a moment J lays down with me and cuddles in close >kisses me dick solid as a rock tells me she's interested in me make out/grope her ass Pfriend sits there and watches fast forward a few months get invited to party at a different friends house J tells me she's going too we'd been flirting over snapchat ever since we made out but we weren't anything serious she tells me i might get lucky find out J's ex boytfriend is also going pathetic manlet borderline sociopath think nothing of it since my dick is practically already in her amive at party the ex boyfriend is already wasted because he's a huge lightweight >J arrives instantly they start talking swat png follow them into kitchen kisses him right in front of me she tums and sees me slarts crying and saying shes going to kil hersell and thal she's so son go and sit outside to feel sorry for mysel my friend tells me maybe she was just drunk and didin't mean it see them fucking through the sitting room window they didn't even bother closing the curtains found out J was firting/sending nudes to her ex boyfriend while pretending to be interested in me never tusted a woman since
Ass, Crying, and Drunk: File: cry ipg (52 KB, 597x519)
 Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)15: 1956 NO 760012449
 This happened a couple of years ago and I still cry when I think about it.
 be me
 16
 friends with this 8/10 qt3.14
 she thicc but i like that
 Plet's call her J
 want to be more than friends
 go to friends house to drink and hang out
 J is also invited
 nobody else tuns up except me and her
 sit on friends bed and talkiget drunk
 lay down on the bed for a moment
 J lays down with me and cuddles in close
 >kisses me
 dick solid as a rock
 tells me she's interested in me
 make out/grope her ass
 Pfriend sits there and watches
 fast forward a few months
 get invited to party at a different friends house
 J tells me she's going too
 we'd been flirting over snapchat ever since we made out but we weren't anything serious
 she tells me i might get lucky
 find out J's ex boytfriend is also going
 pathetic manlet borderline sociopath
 think nothing of it since my dick is practically already in her
 amive at party
 the ex boyfriend is already wasted because he's a huge lightweight
 >J arrives
 instantly they start talking
 swat png
 follow them into kitchen
 kisses him right in front of me
 she tums and sees me
 slarts crying and saying shes going to kil hersell and thal she's so son
 go and sit outside to feel sorry for mysel
 my friend tells me maybe she was just drunk and didin't mean it
 see them fucking through the sitting room window
 they didn't even bother closing the curtains
 found out J was firting/sending nudes to her ex boyfriend while pretending to be interested in me
 never tusted a woman since
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Chuck Norris, Clothes, and Confused: Cleverbot
 cybersex
 Ok
 you start
 No, you start
 takes off shit"
 Takes over russia.
 asnoy
 xxnoidie 12
 hoechlolly
 mockinggrass
 l Go big or go home
 So I tried to recreate this, because
 knew the responses would be
 diflerent, and consequently realized
 hat it's either extremely old or faked,
 as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and
 auto-punctuates your sentences for
 you if you do not Oh well
 In light of that fact, here's my go at
 cybersexing Cleverbot
 User: Cybersex.
 Ceverbot: Sure.
 User: You start.
 Cleverbot: Nice pace.
 User: "takes off shirt
 Cleverbot: What are you doing?
 User: "takes off pants
 Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.
 User:"takes off undepants
 Cleverbot: A little more please.
 User: "takes off skin?
 Cleverbot: That's the spirit
 So I decided to try it
 User: Cyber sex
 Cleverbot: Ok
 User: You start.
 Cleverbot: Yes I'm start.
 User: "takes off shirt
 Cleverbot: What are you doing?
 User: "takes off pants
 Cleverbot: Takes out nuke
 alrighty, let's go one more step
 Cleverbot:Takes out nuke
 User: "takes off underwear
 Cleverbot: "screams
 Cleverbot
 Cybersex
 Ok
 you start.
 takkes off shin
 takes out nokia 3310
 takes off pants
 taloes out chuck norris
 takes off underpants
 takes out Sun
 buns to death*
 I am confused.
 IM ACTUALLY CRYING
 User: Cyber sex
 Cleverbot: Where is that?
 User: You start.
 Cleverbot: But I don't know what role playing s.
 User: Takes off shirt
 Cleverbot: takes out a gun
 User: "Slowly puts back on shirt
 Cleverbot: "lets him
 THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
 Cleverbot
 48 people tl
 Cybersex.
 No.
 Story of my life
 User: "takes off pants
 Cleverbot: Take more off
 User: "takes off my undergarments?"
 Cleverbot: "watches you "flirts more
 User: "takes off your clothes
 Cleverbot: "helps you"
 User: "kisses your neck
 Cleverbot: "enjoys it" "you tackle me"
 User: "we rol around on the bed?
 Cleverbot:"rips apart your skeleton
 hat's a first
 I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
 I wasnt gonna reblog this but I lost if at the last one