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Weeks: If I want to sit on my couch and drink beer for 3 weeks, it’s none of their business
Weeks: If I want to sit on my couch and drink beer for 3 weeks, it’s none of their business

If I want to sit on my couch and drink beer for 3 weeks, it’s none of their business

Weeks: “My mum keeps/ rescues owls, this is our new baby. He’s an African spotted eagle owl, just under 4 weeks old.“ (Source)
Weeks: “My mum keeps/ rescues owls, this is our new baby. He’s an African spotted eagle owl, just under 4 weeks old.“ (Source)

“My mum keeps/ rescues owls, this is our new baby. He’s an African spotted eagle owl, just under 4 weeks old.“ (Source)

Weeks: “This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just sits next to me for my entire break at work. My dude.“ (Source)
Weeks: “This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just sits next to me for my entire break at work. My dude.“ (Source)

“This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just si...

Weeks: Elliot’s owner shares what he looked like at 4 weeks vs full grown, with his favorite toy (via)
Weeks: Elliot’s owner shares what he looked like at 4 weeks vs full grown, with his favorite toy (via)

Elliot’s owner shares what he looked like at 4 weeks vs full grown, with his favorite toy (via)

Weeks: “Meet our puppy Mochi. He’s 12 weeks old today!” (Source)
Weeks: “Meet our puppy Mochi. He’s 12 weeks old today!” (Source)

“Meet our puppy Mochi. He’s 12 weeks old today!” (Source)

Weeks: still waiting for a couple of weeks of unemployment but ok
Weeks: still waiting for a couple of weeks of unemployment but ok

still waiting for a couple of weeks of unemployment but ok

Weeks: McDonald’s worker entertaining people waiting in long lines for their first burgers in weeks
Weeks: McDonald’s worker entertaining people waiting in long lines for their first burgers in weeks

McDonald’s worker entertaining people waiting in long lines for their first burgers in weeks

Weeks: shoucolate: This joke had been stuck in me for weeks.
Weeks: shoucolate:

This joke had been stuck in me for weeks.

shoucolate: This joke had been stuck in me for weeks.

Weeks: How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks by etw2016 MORE MEMES
Weeks: How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks by etw2016
MORE MEMES

How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks by etw2016 MORE MEMES

Weeks: How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks
Weeks: How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks

How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks

Weeks: Could be doing it every two weeks.
Weeks: Could be doing it every two weeks.

Could be doing it every two weeks.

Weeks: Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe
Weeks: Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe

Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe

Weeks: elfwreck: cappucino-commie: peteseeger: I feel like this is pretty important to realize: the cops are becoming exhausted, and there’s a limited supply of them. NYPD has every cop on duty working full days every day. We have an unlimited capacity to rotate in fresh fighters that they simply do not have. We can take shifts. They can’t.   This is also why we’re starting to see bare minimum concessions now. The powers that be have realized they’ve made a grave miscalculation. A week into it, and ideas that seemed utterly impossible even a month ago are on the table- LA is talking about a hundred and fifty million dollar budget cut for the LAPD, every cop directly involved in George Floyd’s murder has been arrested and Chauvin’s charge has been raised to second degree murder, parts of the Minneapolis city council is pushing to permanently disband the Minneapolis police department.    What could we win with two weeks? Three? An organized general strike that brings the entire economy to a crashing halt? It is difficult to feel hopeful in such brutal times, but there is profound hope to be had in the realization that a week of getting our asses kicked has advanced the mainstream narrative around police so much further than electoralism would’ve dared to dream in 100 years. Police departments expect protests to happen on a single day, or at most, over a weekend - they call in extra officers from nearby cities or counties, they put people on extra-long shifts, and they let the paperwork slide for a couple of days. They don’t have officers to keep that up for a week, much less for a month. Judges will let it slide if they wait an extra day or two for arraignment hearings, but civil rights lawyers will have a good case to throw out everything if they delay much longer than that.  If arrested: DO NOT waive your right to a speedy trial. If you can at all afford the wait, DO NOT agree to plea bargain. More than 90% of cases are plea bargained out. Fewer than 5% of cases go to trial. (The difference: If they can’t get a plea, sometimes they drop the case. They may know they don’t have evidence that will hold up in court.) Courts do not have the capacity to put hundreds of protesters on trial in the space of a few weeks. (Especially now. Courts are operating at limited capacity.) Keep pushing. The cities that want peace are starting to make offers. The mayors and city councils who want to be re-elected, are starting to realize that this isn’t going to vanish with next week’s news cycle.  And in about another week, we’ll see the waves of COVID hit the police departments. (It’ll hit the protesters, too, and harder. But you don’t need two years of training and a hiring interview to join the protesters; police numbers are limited to what’s on hand today.)  They have limited resources. And they’re stretched thin already.
Weeks: elfwreck:

cappucino-commie:

peteseeger:
I feel like this is pretty important to realize: the cops are becoming exhausted, and there’s a limited supply of them. NYPD has every cop on duty working full days every day. We have an unlimited capacity to rotate in fresh fighters that they simply do not have. We can take shifts. They can’t. 
  This is also why we’re starting to see bare minimum concessions now. The powers that be have realized they’ve made a grave miscalculation. A week into it, and ideas that seemed utterly impossible even a month ago are on the table- LA is talking about a hundred and fifty million dollar budget cut for the LAPD, every cop directly involved in George Floyd’s murder has been arrested and Chauvin’s charge has been raised to second degree murder, parts of the Minneapolis city council is pushing to permanently disband the Minneapolis police department.
   What could we win with two weeks? Three? An organized general strike that brings the entire economy to a crashing halt? It is difficult to feel hopeful in such brutal times, but there is profound hope to be had in the realization that a week of getting our asses kicked has advanced the mainstream narrative around police so much further than electoralism would’ve dared to dream in 100 years. 

Police departments expect protests to happen on a single day, or at most, over a weekend - they call in extra officers from nearby cities or counties, they put people on extra-long shifts, and they let the paperwork slide for a couple of days.
They don’t have officers to keep that up for a week, much less for a month. Judges will let it slide if they wait an extra day or two for arraignment hearings, but civil rights lawyers will have a good case to throw out everything if they delay much longer than that. 
If arrested: DO NOT waive your right to a speedy trial. If you can at all afford the wait, DO NOT agree to plea bargain. More than 90% of cases are plea bargained out. Fewer than 5% of cases go to trial. (The difference: If they can’t get a plea, sometimes they drop the case. They may know they don’t have evidence that will hold up in court.)
Courts do not have the capacity to put hundreds of protesters on trial in the space of a few weeks. (Especially now. Courts are operating at limited capacity.)
Keep pushing. The cities that want peace are starting to make offers. The mayors and city councils who want to be re-elected, are starting to realize that this isn’t going to vanish with next week’s news cycle. 
And in about another week, we’ll see the waves of COVID hit the police departments. (It’ll hit the protesters, too, and harder. But you don’t need two years of training and a hiring interview to join the protesters; police numbers are limited to what’s on hand today.) 
They have limited resources. And they’re stretched thin already.

elfwreck: cappucino-commie: peteseeger: I feel like this is pretty important to realize: the cops are becoming exhausted, and there’s a...

Weeks: Give it 3-4 weeks
Weeks: Give it 3-4 weeks

Give it 3-4 weeks

Weeks: dickpuncher420: Zukka Week Day 2: LaughterToph: Guys, you know they’ve been boning for, like, weeks, right?@zukka-week
Weeks: dickpuncher420:

Zukka Week Day 2: LaughterToph: Guys, you know they’ve been boning for, like, weeks, right?@zukka-week

dickpuncher420: Zukka Week Day 2: LaughterToph: Guys, you know they’ve been boning for, like, weeks, right?@zukka-week

Weeks: 6 weeks and 6 months (via)
Weeks: 6 weeks and 6 months (via)

6 weeks and 6 months (via)

Weeks: Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe
Weeks: Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe

Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe

Weeks: Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe
Weeks: Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe

Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe

Weeks: Our female German raised our male Pit from when he was 6 weeks old. 5yrs & 11 yrs now but he’ll always be her baby (Source)
Weeks: Our female German raised our male Pit from when he was 6 weeks old. 5yrs & 11 yrs now but he’ll always be her baby (Source)

Our female German raised our male Pit from when he was 6 weeks old. 5yrs & 11 yrs now but he’ll always be her baby (Source)

Weeks: $840,000 COVID-19 Treatment for Two Weeks Intensive Care
Weeks: $840,000 COVID-19 Treatment for Two Weeks Intensive Care

$840,000 COVID-19 Treatment for Two Weeks Intensive Care

Weeks: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
Weeks: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

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Weeks: themiscyra1983: divinefestival: Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little demon used to kill Grant Nelson were stolen from Walmart. She walked into Walmart, grabbed a machete and a knife, and then just casually walked out the door without anyone attempting to stop her. You get a box of tampons from Walmart and you don’t have it in a bag, they wanna check your receipt. Becky the Sociopath walked out unchecked with literal weapons. Then she had time to wait outside for the uber this poor man drove to come pick her up. Then she got in his back seat and stabbed him multiple times, pushed him out onto the street, and stole the car. He was able to tell the police who stabbed him before he died. She then crashes the car and is found by the police hiding behind a tree covered in blood. The police try to gently coerce her into dropping her fucking blood covered knives and when she refuses do they shoot her eight times? Oh noooo Lizzy Borden gets tazed and brought in unharmed. Like just think about the stories that have come out these past two weeks alone. The unarmed black teenager who were literally murdered based on vague suspicion and this girl actually kills someone and is still standing. The white girl who stole weapons from Walmart and killed an Uber driver was taken alive. The white guy who took weapons to a convention and planned to kill Jason David Frank and multiple police officers was taken alive. The white guy who murdered two men who had tried to defend the Muslim women he was harassing was taken alive. Don’t tell me police had to kill Tamir Rice or Michael Brown or ANYONE else out of caution or fear for their safety. Not when white people who are legitimate threats, even direct threats to police, are routinely taken alive.
Weeks: themiscyra1983:

divinefestival:

Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little demon used to kill Grant Nelson were stolen from Walmart. She walked into Walmart, grabbed a machete and a knife, and then just casually walked out the door without anyone attempting to stop her. You get a box of tampons from Walmart and you don’t have it in a bag, they wanna check your receipt. Becky the Sociopath walked out unchecked with literal weapons. 
Then she had time to wait outside for the uber this poor man drove to come pick her up. Then she got in his back seat and stabbed him multiple times, pushed him out onto the street, and stole the car. He was able to tell the police who stabbed him before he died. She then crashes the car and is found by the police hiding behind a tree covered in blood. The police try to gently coerce her into dropping her fucking blood covered knives and when she refuses do they shoot her eight times? Oh noooo Lizzy Borden gets tazed and brought in unharmed. 
Like just think about the stories that have come out these past two weeks alone. The unarmed black teenager who were literally murdered based on vague suspicion and this girl actually kills someone and is still standing.


The white girl who stole weapons from Walmart and killed an Uber driver was taken alive.
The white guy who took weapons to a convention and planned to kill Jason David Frank and multiple police officers was taken alive.
The white guy who murdered two men who had tried to defend the Muslim women he was harassing was taken alive.
Don’t tell me police had to kill Tamir Rice or Michael Brown or ANYONE else out of caution or fear for their safety. Not when white people who are legitimate threats, even direct threats to police, are routinely taken alive.

themiscyra1983: divinefestival: Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little...

Weeks: It could last weeks
Weeks: It could last weeks

It could last weeks

Weeks: In two weeks everyone is infected
Weeks: In two weeks everyone is infected

In two weeks everyone is infected

Weeks: ruoyuart: Last week’s sketch: Sore-oritas.
Weeks: ruoyuart:



Last week’s sketch: Sore-oritas.

ruoyuart: Last week’s sketch: Sore-oritas.

Weeks: I’ve moved inside a 200 ft circle for weeks
Weeks: I’ve moved inside a 200 ft circle for weeks

I’ve moved inside a 200 ft circle for weeks

Weeks: Over 9 weeks of staying home
Weeks: Over 9 weeks of staying home

Over 9 weeks of staying home

Weeks: It could last weeks
Weeks: It could last weeks

It could last weeks