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Ass, Bodies , and Booty: @ 5 %D+ co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet tashae @nstaylor If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini isn't for you 8/14/14, 12:48 PM oo Verizon 13 % 12:24 AM Tweet Stephanie @stephaniebutton Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+ pounds. Thanks 5/26/14, 12:08 PM @ 6 %D co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet Lizajane @BarrettCarson If your over 200 pounds please don't wear a bikini 8/6/14, 10:31 PM Tweet 1Cσσειε 1 @kvllcashh You over 200 pounds and got the audacity to wear a crop top. 8/27/15, 10:35 PM 2 LIKES 5 % + oo Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet audra @Audra myers1 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a crop top. You CANNOT pull it off. 5% + co Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet cassidy bent @Cassidybent12 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds you shouldn't be wearing a crop top.. 7/26/14, 1:23 PM Tweet Tee Bozz @woahitsteebozz Attention all girls over 200 pounds: please do yourself and all of us a favor and throw the booty shorts in the garbage. Gross 10 % D+ oo Verizon 12:21 AM Tweet BreAnna DO @QDiva6 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty shorts while being 200+ pounds. #sorrynotsorr 4 % D+ co Verizon LTE 11:58 PM Tweet BB @BiancaaaBitch Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you should not be posting selfies of you in your booty shorts. #JusSayin @ 3 %D oo Verizon LTE 11:55 PM Tweet Sheezus @Shaywop If you weigh more than 200 pounds PLEASE dont wear leggings in public 3/21/13, 5:55 PM 4 % + oo Verizon LTE 11:57 PM Tweet b9 @xomgvickyy If ur over 200 pounds don't wear leggings 12/23/14, 6:35 PM co Verizon 10 %D 12:20 AM Tweet Linzie Fuechtmann @NillaWafer If you're over 200 pounds I would highly recommend you to never wear leggings omg calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want” Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself. More like this on @this-is-life-actually
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Ass, Bodies , and Booty: @ 5 %D+
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 tashae
 @nstaylor
 If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini
 isn't for you
 8/14/14, 12:48 PM
 oo Verizon
 13 %
 12:24 AM
 Tweet
 Stephanie
 @stephaniebutton
 Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+
 pounds. Thanks
 5/26/14, 12:08 PM
 @ 6 %D
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 Lizajane
 @BarrettCarson
 If your over 200 pounds please don't
 wear a bikini
 8/6/14, 10:31 PM

 Tweet
 1Cσσειε 1
 @kvllcashh
 You over 200 pounds and got the
 audacity to wear a crop top.
 8/27/15, 10:35 PM
 2 LIKES
 5 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 audra
 @Audra myers1
 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you
 shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a
 crop top. You CANNOT pull it off.
 5% +
 co Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 cassidy bent
 @Cassidybent12
 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds
 you shouldn't be wearing a crop top..
 7/26/14, 1:23 PM

 Tweet
 Tee Bozz
 @woahitsteebozz
 Attention all girls over 200 pounds:
 please do yourself and all of us a favor
 and throw the booty shorts in the
 garbage. Gross
 10 % D+
 oo Verizon
 12:21 AM
 Tweet
 BreAnna DO
 @QDiva6
 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty
 shorts while being 200+ pounds.
 #sorrynotsorr
 4 % D+
 co Verizon LTE
 11:58 PM
 Tweet
 BB
 @BiancaaaBitch
 Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you
 should not be posting selfies of you in
 your booty shorts. #JusSayin

 @ 3 %D
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:55 PM
 Tweet
 Sheezus
 @Shaywop
 If you weigh more than 200 pounds
 PLEASE dont wear leggings in public
 3/21/13, 5:55 PM
 4 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:57 PM
 Tweet
 b9
 @xomgvickyy
 If ur over 200 pounds don't wear
 leggings
 12/23/14, 6:35 PM
 co Verizon
 10 %D
 12:20 AM
 Tweet
 Linzie Fuechtmann
 @NillaWafer
 If you're over 200 pounds I would highly
 recommend you to never wear leggings
 omg
calcifina:
theslaybymic:


This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want”
Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself.


More like this on @this-is-life-actually

calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want” Sara Petty created a c...

Ass, Bitch, and Bodies : @ 5 %D+ co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet tashae @nstaylor If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini isn't for you 8/14/14, 12:48 PM oo Verizon 13 % 12:24 AM Tweet Stephanie @stephaniebutton Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+ pounds. Thanks 5/26/14, 12:08 PM @ 6 %D co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet Lizajane @BarrettCarson If your over 200 pounds please don't wear a bikini 8/6/14, 10:31 PM Tweet 1Cσσειε 1 @kvllcashh You over 200 pounds and got the audacity to wear a crop top. 8/27/15, 10:35 PM 2 LIKES 5 % + oo Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet audra @Audra myers1 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a crop top. You CANNOT pull it off. 5% + co Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet cassidy bent @Cassidybent12 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds you shouldn't be wearing a crop top.. 7/26/14, 1:23 PM Tweet Tee Bozz @woahitsteebozz Attention all girls over 200 pounds: please do yourself and all of us a favor and throw the booty shorts in the garbage. Gross 10 % D+ oo Verizon 12:21 AM Tweet BreAnna DO @QDiva6 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty shorts while being 200+ pounds. #sorrynotsorr 4 % D+ co Verizon LTE 11:58 PM Tweet BB @BiancaaaBitch Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you should not be posting selfies of you in your booty shorts. #JusSayin @ 3 %D oo Verizon LTE 11:55 PM Tweet Sheezus @Shaywop If you weigh more than 200 pounds PLEASE dont wear leggings in public 3/21/13, 5:55 PM 4 % + oo Verizon LTE 11:57 PM Tweet b9 @xomgvickyy If ur over 200 pounds don't wear leggings 12/23/14, 6:35 PM co Verizon 10 %D 12:20 AM Tweet Linzie Fuechtmann @NillaWafer If you're over 200 pounds I would highly recommend you to never wear leggings omg dumbass-bitch-disease: calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want” Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself. More like this on @this-is-life-actually IS SHE SINGLE?AND GAY?
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Ass, Bitch, and Bodies : @ 5 %D+
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 tashae
 @nstaylor
 If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini
 isn't for you
 8/14/14, 12:48 PM
 oo Verizon
 13 %
 12:24 AM
 Tweet
 Stephanie
 @stephaniebutton
 Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+
 pounds. Thanks
 5/26/14, 12:08 PM
 @ 6 %D
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 Lizajane
 @BarrettCarson
 If your over 200 pounds please don't
 wear a bikini
 8/6/14, 10:31 PM

 Tweet
 1Cσσειε 1
 @kvllcashh
 You over 200 pounds and got the
 audacity to wear a crop top.
 8/27/15, 10:35 PM
 2 LIKES
 5 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 audra
 @Audra myers1
 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you
 shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a
 crop top. You CANNOT pull it off.
 5% +
 co Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 cassidy bent
 @Cassidybent12
 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds
 you shouldn't be wearing a crop top..
 7/26/14, 1:23 PM

 Tweet
 Tee Bozz
 @woahitsteebozz
 Attention all girls over 200 pounds:
 please do yourself and all of us a favor
 and throw the booty shorts in the
 garbage. Gross
 10 % D+
 oo Verizon
 12:21 AM
 Tweet
 BreAnna DO
 @QDiva6
 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty
 shorts while being 200+ pounds.
 #sorrynotsorr
 4 % D+
 co Verizon LTE
 11:58 PM
 Tweet
 BB
 @BiancaaaBitch
 Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you
 should not be posting selfies of you in
 your booty shorts. #JusSayin

 @ 3 %D
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:55 PM
 Tweet
 Sheezus
 @Shaywop
 If you weigh more than 200 pounds
 PLEASE dont wear leggings in public
 3/21/13, 5:55 PM
 4 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:57 PM
 Tweet
 b9
 @xomgvickyy
 If ur over 200 pounds don't wear
 leggings
 12/23/14, 6:35 PM
 co Verizon
 10 %D
 12:20 AM
 Tweet
 Linzie Fuechtmann
 @NillaWafer
 If you're over 200 pounds I would highly
 recommend you to never wear leggings
 omg
dumbass-bitch-disease:

calcifina:

theslaybymic:


This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want”
Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself.


More like this on @this-is-life-actually




IS SHE SINGLE?AND GAY?

dumbass-bitch-disease: calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you wan...

Ass, Bodies , and Booty: @ 5 %D+ co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet tashae @nstaylor If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini isn't for you 8/14/14, 12:48 PM oo Verizon 13 % 12:24 AM Tweet Stephanie @stephaniebutton Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+ pounds. Thanks 5/26/14, 12:08 PM @ 6 %D co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet Lizajane @BarrettCarson If your over 200 pounds please don't wear a bikini 8/6/14, 10:31 PM Tweet 1Cσσειε 1 @kvllcashh You over 200 pounds and got the audacity to wear a crop top. 8/27/15, 10:35 PM 2 LIKES 5 % + oo Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet audra @Audra myers1 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a crop top. You CANNOT pull it off. 5% + co Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet cassidy bent @Cassidybent12 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds you shouldn't be wearing a crop top.. 7/26/14, 1:23 PM Tweet Tee Bozz @woahitsteebozz Attention all girls over 200 pounds: please do yourself and all of us a favor and throw the booty shorts in the garbage. Gross 10 % D+ oo Verizon 12:21 AM Tweet BreAnna DO @QDiva6 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty shorts while being 200+ pounds. #sorrynotsorr 4 % D+ co Verizon LTE 11:58 PM Tweet BB @BiancaaaBitch Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you should not be posting selfies of you in your booty shorts. #JusSayin @ 3 %D oo Verizon LTE 11:55 PM Tweet Sheezus @Shaywop If you weigh more than 200 pounds PLEASE dont wear leggings in public 3/21/13, 5:55 PM 4 % + oo Verizon LTE 11:57 PM Tweet b9 @xomgvickyy If ur over 200 pounds don't wear leggings 12/23/14, 6:35 PM co Verizon 10 %D 12:20 AM Tweet Linzie Fuechtmann @NillaWafer If you're over 200 pounds I would highly recommend you to never wear leggings omg calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want” Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself. More like this on @this-is-life-actually
nsfw
Ass, Bodies , and Booty: @ 5 %D+
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 tashae
 @nstaylor
 If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini
 isn't for you
 8/14/14, 12:48 PM
 oo Verizon
 13 %
 12:24 AM
 Tweet
 Stephanie
 @stephaniebutton
 Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+
 pounds. Thanks
 5/26/14, 12:08 PM
 @ 6 %D
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 Lizajane
 @BarrettCarson
 If your over 200 pounds please don't
 wear a bikini
 8/6/14, 10:31 PM

 Tweet
 1Cσσειε 1
 @kvllcashh
 You over 200 pounds and got the
 audacity to wear a crop top.
 8/27/15, 10:35 PM
 2 LIKES
 5 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 audra
 @Audra myers1
 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you
 shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a
 crop top. You CANNOT pull it off.
 5% +
 co Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 cassidy bent
 @Cassidybent12
 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds
 you shouldn't be wearing a crop top..
 7/26/14, 1:23 PM

 Tweet
 Tee Bozz
 @woahitsteebozz
 Attention all girls over 200 pounds:
 please do yourself and all of us a favor
 and throw the booty shorts in the
 garbage. Gross
 10 % D+
 oo Verizon
 12:21 AM
 Tweet
 BreAnna DO
 @QDiva6
 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty
 shorts while being 200+ pounds.
 #sorrynotsorr
 4 % D+
 co Verizon LTE
 11:58 PM
 Tweet
 BB
 @BiancaaaBitch
 Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you
 should not be posting selfies of you in
 your booty shorts. #JusSayin

 @ 3 %D
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:55 PM
 Tweet
 Sheezus
 @Shaywop
 If you weigh more than 200 pounds
 PLEASE dont wear leggings in public
 3/21/13, 5:55 PM
 4 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:57 PM
 Tweet
 b9
 @xomgvickyy
 If ur over 200 pounds don't wear
 leggings
 12/23/14, 6:35 PM
 co Verizon
 10 %D
 12:20 AM
 Tweet
 Linzie Fuechtmann
 @NillaWafer
 If you're over 200 pounds I would highly
 recommend you to never wear leggings
 omg
calcifina:

theslaybymic:


This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want”
Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself.


More like this on @this-is-life-actually

calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want” Sara Petty created a ...

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Amazon, Drunk, and Internet: old man bangers @FindusPancake My mum was teaching first holy communion class, and a kid asked her "How many communions do vou have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus?" 24/3/18, 8:48 am 10K Retweets 35.1K Likes sindri42: xanderbot13: gannayev: spiletta42: ragnell: danbensen: exxos-von-steamboldt: ralfmaximus: moogloogle: ralfmaximus: tobaeus: ralfmaximus: nyxetoile: antibutch: thats a valid question A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years. 1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000 But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well? The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood. Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml). So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times. Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33. How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. Osnap what an excellent question. Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter. 4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds. Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change. @danbensen Full Metal Eucharist The Unholy Union of Catholic Tumblr and Math Tumblr This is one of those posts I will absolutely email to every pastor I know. @garpfloyd If you just buy a sack of wafers, that’s just bread. To get the transubstatntiation going you need to have a priest perform the full ritual over them. By which I mean an entire Mass for every like, plateful? If you cut out the songs and use pretty short readings you could probably get one churned out every half-hour or so…
Amazon, Drunk, and Internet: old man bangers
 @FindusPancake
 My mum was teaching first holy
 communion class, and a kid asked her
 "How many communions do vou have
 to do before you've eaten a whole
 Jesus?"
 24/3/18, 8:48 am
 10K Retweets 35.1K Likes
sindri42:
xanderbot13:

gannayev:


spiletta42:

ragnell:

danbensen:

exxos-von-steamboldt:


ralfmaximus:

moogloogle:

ralfmaximus:


tobaeus:


ralfmaximus:

nyxetoile:


antibutch:
thats a valid question
A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years.


1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000

But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well?


The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood.
Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml).
So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times.
Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33.


How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. 

Osnap what an excellent question.
Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter.
4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds.
Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change.

@danbensen


Full Metal Eucharist

The Unholy Union of Catholic Tumblr and Math Tumblr
This is one of those posts I will absolutely email to every pastor I know.



@garpfloyd 

If you just buy a sack of wafers, that’s just bread. To get the transubstatntiation going you need to have a priest perform the full ritual over them. By which I mean an entire Mass for every like, plateful? If you cut out the songs and use pretty short readings you could probably get one churned out every half-hour or so…

sindri42: xanderbot13: gannayev: spiletta42: ragnell: danbensen: exxos-von-steamboldt: ralfmaximus: moogloogle: ralfmaximus: tob...