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I heard a gunshot coming from my
neighbors yard late at night a few
weeks after I moved in. I went to check
it out. When I approached him he told
me he does it once every month or so
just to keep the property value and
taxes at a reasonable level. I'm used to
it now.
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I heard a gunshot coming from my
neighbors yard late at night a few
weeks after I moved in. I went to check
it out. When I approached him he told
me he does it once every month or so
just to keep the property value and
taxes at a reasonable level. I'm used to
it now.
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CLUB
REYES
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Honestly can't believe that Arsene Wenger went through with signing Jose Antonio Reyes after he turned up wearing these jeans... They are ...
Memes, Taxes, and Genius: The more random people you see
jogging for no reason the higher
the rent is going up
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I heard a gunshot coming from my
neighbors yard late at night a few
weeks after I moved in. I went to check
it out. When I approached him he told
me he does it once every month or so
just to keep the property value and
taxes at a reasonable level. I'm used to
it now.
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jogging for no reason the higher
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I heard a gunshot coming from my
neighbors yard late at night a few
weeks after I moved in. I went to check
it out. When I approached him he told
me he does it once every month or so
just to keep the property value and
taxes at a reasonable level. I'm used to
it now.
The accuracy, the genius, the brilliance of it all via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2BGGnqn]()
The accuracy, the genius, the brilliance of it all via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2BGGnqn
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), +
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sebastian castillo
@bartlebytaco
it's catholic canon that in the garden of
gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin
committed by human beings which
means that he watched a guy blasting
rope to waluigi hentai and still decided
to sacrifice himself for humanity
absolute legend
12/01/2018, 5:15 pm
15 Retweets 51 Likes
blueboy1299:
raptorific:
potatoochann:
raptorific:
I was about to say βhow do you know someone has done that unless itβs you, OPβ but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college
No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon
You know thatβs the origin of the termΒ βcanon,β right?
![Anaconda, College, and Hentai: ll O2-UK
10:50 am
@
"100%)
), +
Tweet
sebastian castillo
@bartlebytaco
it's catholic canon that in the garden of
gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin
committed by human beings which
means that he watched a guy blasting
rope to waluigi hentai and still decided
to sacrifice himself for humanity
absolute legend
12/01/2018, 5:15 pm
15 Retweets 51 Likes
blueboy1299:
raptorific:
potatoochann:
raptorific:
I was about to say βhow do you know someone has done that unless itβs you, OPβ but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college
No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon
You know thatβs the origin of the termΒ βcanon,β right?]()
blueboy1299: raptorific: potatoochann: raptorific: I was about to say βhow do you know someone has done that unless itβs you, OPβ but then...
eBay, Family, and Friends: February 10,2019
I found many old VHS tapes recently and wanted to see what is on them
and realized I had no player. So I went to EBay for the first time and
discovered your offer.
I bought your VHS and you shipped it within a few days. The VHS looks
new and unused. Amazing. I had some issues getting it going which
were mine and not the player. I am 86 and perhaps not up to my game
but I do get there eventually. And I did, and discovered the VHS works
perfectly
Thank you so much for your care, your efforts, and your promptness.
I watched tapes of my retirement party from 25 years ago which I had
never seen before. Jeez, were we young. Then a tape of my wedding
with all the family and friends, many of which are no longer around. Then
skiing trips, kids growing up, travels, and most importantly the gentle maturing
of my family. Each one more fun than the last. All thanks to your generous
selling of the VHS player.
I thought you would appreciate how much someone has enjoyed your offer.
Best regards
This is just too wholesome. The guy sold his VHS player on eBay and got a letter in his mailbox.
![eBay, Family, and Friends: February 10,2019
I found many old VHS tapes recently and wanted to see what is on them
and realized I had no player. So I went to EBay for the first time and
discovered your offer.
I bought your VHS and you shipped it within a few days. The VHS looks
new and unused. Amazing. I had some issues getting it going which
were mine and not the player. I am 86 and perhaps not up to my game
but I do get there eventually. And I did, and discovered the VHS works
perfectly
Thank you so much for your care, your efforts, and your promptness.
I watched tapes of my retirement party from 25 years ago which I had
never seen before. Jeez, were we young. Then a tape of my wedding
with all the family and friends, many of which are no longer around. Then
skiing trips, kids growing up, travels, and most importantly the gentle maturing
of my family. Each one more fun than the last. All thanks to your generous
selling of the VHS player.
I thought you would appreciate how much someone has enjoyed your offer.
Best regards
This is just too wholesome. The guy sold his VHS player on eBay and got a letter in his mailbox.]()
This is just too wholesome. The guy sold his VHS player on eBay and got a letter in his mailbox.
eBay, Family, and Friends: February 10,2019
I found many old VHS tapes recently and wanted to see what is on them
and realized I had no player. So I went to EBay for the first time and
discovered your offer.
I bought your VHS and you shipped it within a few days. The VHS looks
new and unused. Amazing. I had some issues getting it going which
were mine and not the player. I am 86 and perhaps not up to my game
but I do get there eventually. And I did, and discovered the VHS works
perfectly
Thank you so much for your care, your efforts, and your promptness.
I watched tapes of my retirement party from 25 years ago which I had
never seen before. Jeez, were we young. Then a tape of my wedding
with all the family and friends, many of which are no longer around. Then
skiing trips, kids growing up, travels, and most importantly the gentle maturing
of my family. Each one more fun than the last. All thanks to your generous
selling of the VHS player.
I thought you would appreciate how much someone has enjoyed your offer.
Best regards
This is just too wholesome. The guy sold his VHS player on eBay and got a letter in his mailbox.
![eBay, Family, and Friends: February 10,2019
I found many old VHS tapes recently and wanted to see what is on them
and realized I had no player. So I went to EBay for the first time and
discovered your offer.
I bought your VHS and you shipped it within a few days. The VHS looks
new and unused. Amazing. I had some issues getting it going which
were mine and not the player. I am 86 and perhaps not up to my game
but I do get there eventually. And I did, and discovered the VHS works
perfectly
Thank you so much for your care, your efforts, and your promptness.
I watched tapes of my retirement party from 25 years ago which I had
never seen before. Jeez, were we young. Then a tape of my wedding
with all the family and friends, many of which are no longer around. Then
skiing trips, kids growing up, travels, and most importantly the gentle maturing
of my family. Each one more fun than the last. All thanks to your generous
selling of the VHS player.
I thought you would appreciate how much someone has enjoyed your offer.
Best regards
This is just too wholesome. The guy sold his VHS player on eBay and got a letter in his mailbox.]()
This is just too wholesome. The guy sold his VHS player on eBay and got a letter in his mailbox.
Clothes, Cute, and Family: t it
oto
the
Please eet
Dops!
All
dont man
to laugh
HeT
UesS
Coll os
ereA
midnightleone:
βPoof! A large cloud of powdered sugar exploded into the air and right in Austriaβs face, hair and clothes.
Austria, stunned, blinked behind his glasses as he set the bag down on the counter.
βS,sorry, Mr. Austria.β
He heard Kugelmugel say as he removed his glasses, only to hear the boyβs voice dissolve into a fit of laughter. Austria had nothing on hand to wipe his lenses with so reached forward for Kugelmugelβs apron.
βYou look so funny,β Kugelmugel said when Austria put the glasses back on.
βDo I now?ββ
From my collab with @basedkiku/mikkimikka on AO3 for @creatorsofhetalia Valentines Day event! We went with family bonding theme with Kugelmugel and Austria!
Check out the whole fic, itβs super cute and really well done!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17778899
![Clothes, Cute, and Family: t it
oto
the
Please eet
Dops!
All
dont man
to laugh
HeT
UesS
Coll os
ereA
midnightleone:
βPoof! A large cloud of powdered sugar exploded into the air and right in Austriaβs face, hair and clothes.
Austria, stunned, blinked behind his glasses as he set the bag down on the counter.
βS,sorry, Mr. Austria.β
He heard Kugelmugel say as he removed his glasses, only to hear the boyβs voice dissolve into a fit of laughter. Austria had nothing on hand to wipe his lenses with so reached forward for Kugelmugelβs apron.
βYou look so funny,β Kugelmugel said when Austria put the glasses back on.
βDo I now?ββ
From my collab with @basedkiku/mikkimikka on AO3 for @creatorsofhetalia Valentines Day event! We went with family bonding theme with Kugelmugel and Austria!
Check out the whole fic, itβs super cute and really well done!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17778899]()
nsfw
midnightleone: βPoof! A large cloud of powdered sugar exploded into the air and right in Austriaβs face, hair and clothes. Austria, stunned,...
Anaconda, College, and Hentai: ll O2-UK
10:50 am
@
"100%)
), +
Tweet
sebastian castillo
@bartlebytaco
it's catholic canon that in the garden of
gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin
committed by human beings which
means that he watched a guy blasting
rope to waluigi hentai and still decided
to sacrifice himself for humanity
absolute legend
12/01/2018, 5:15 pm
15 Retweets 51 Likes
blueboy1299:
raptorific:
potatoochann:
raptorific:
I was about to say βhow do you know someone has done that unless itβs you, OPβ but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college
No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon
You know thatβs the origin of the termΒ βcanon,β right?
![Anaconda, College, and Hentai: ll O2-UK
10:50 am
@
"100%)
), +
Tweet
sebastian castillo
@bartlebytaco
it's catholic canon that in the garden of
gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin
committed by human beings which
means that he watched a guy blasting
rope to waluigi hentai and still decided
to sacrifice himself for humanity
absolute legend
12/01/2018, 5:15 pm
15 Retweets 51 Likes
blueboy1299:
raptorific:
potatoochann:
raptorific:
I was about to say βhow do you know someone has done that unless itβs you, OPβ but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college
No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon
You know thatβs the origin of the termΒ βcanon,β right?]()
blueboy1299: raptorific: potatoochann: raptorific: I was about to say βhow do you know someone has done that unless itβs you, OPβ but then...
Bad, Birthday, and Cars: naturesome
When I was a freshman in high school
there was a boy named Chris who was
a senior who had autism and he really
loved Hotwheels. He always wanted to
show people his tiny cars and instead
of the popular crowd making fun of
him they got excited with him. On his
birthday everyone bought him
Hotwheels and he went home with a
backpack full of them. For
homecoming they voted him king and
gave him a cape with Hotwheels on it
Sometimes high school isn't so bad
Wholesome Highschool
![Bad, Birthday, and Cars: naturesome
When I was a freshman in high school
there was a boy named Chris who was
a senior who had autism and he really
loved Hotwheels. He always wanted to
show people his tiny cars and instead
of the popular crowd making fun of
him they got excited with him. On his
birthday everyone bought him
Hotwheels and he went home with a
backpack full of them. For
homecoming they voted him king and
gave him a cape with Hotwheels on it
Sometimes high school isn't so bad
Wholesome Highschool]()
Wholesome Highschool
Dude, Life, and Memes: Parents: What's your goal in life
Dude yesterday I went to
sleep at 6 pm and woke
up 7 pm and thought okay
nice 1 hour sleep before
dinner. Then my mom said
it was yesterday wtf I just
did sleep 25 hours
12:22
Nice br
12:22
16 #Most #Of #Popular #Memes
![Dude, Life, and Memes: Parents: What's your goal in life
Dude yesterday I went to
sleep at 6 pm and woke
up 7 pm and thought okay
nice 1 hour sleep before
dinner. Then my mom said
it was yesterday wtf I just
did sleep 25 hours
12:22
Nice br
12:22
16 #Most #Of #Popular #Memes]()
16 #Most #Of #Popular #Memes
Zone, Mph, and Really: January went by pretty slow, but
February's doing 75 mph in a 35 mph
zone
It really is ππ― https://t.co/qPFDHjsuDR
![Zone, Mph, and Really: January went by pretty slow, but
February's doing 75 mph in a 35 mph
zone
It really is ππ― https://t.co/qPFDHjsuDR]()
It really is ππ― https://t.co/qPFDHjsuDR
Crazy, Kanye, and Love: Hate him or love him, Kanye
really went crazy for with this
Valentines Day gift of Kenny
G playing in Kim's living roonm
Happy Valentines day!!β₯οΈβ₯οΈ Follow me (@hotpeoplefeed) for more
![Crazy, Kanye, and Love: Hate him or love him, Kanye
really went crazy for with this
Valentines Day gift of Kenny
G playing in Kim's living roonm
Happy Valentines day!!β₯οΈβ₯οΈ Follow me (@hotpeoplefeed) for more]()
Happy Valentines day!!β₯οΈβ₯οΈ Follow me (@hotpeoplefeed) for more
College, Finish Line, and Love: Danni
@theOfficialcee
Im embarrassed. when i get back into
college .. the people I graduated high
school gone be almost out of college
and ill only be a sophomore
Mecko
@Meck0
Went back to college after an 8year
hiatus. The guy l tutored before I left,
was my professor when I returned.
We went for drinks & he told me how it
took him 15years to get a 5year
degree (visa issues)
Just run your race love; the finish line
don't have an expiration date.
Be nice to turtles
![College, Finish Line, and Love: Danni
@theOfficialcee
Im embarrassed. when i get back into
college .. the people I graduated high
school gone be almost out of college
and ill only be a sophomore
Mecko
@Meck0
Went back to college after an 8year
hiatus. The guy l tutored before I left,
was my professor when I returned.
We went for drinks & he told me how it
took him 15years to get a 5year
degree (visa issues)
Just run your race love; the finish line
don't have an expiration date.
Be nice to turtles]()
Be nice to turtles
Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz
@ItsMissBre
So I love Valentine's Day for other
reasons
My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in
my heart)
Him and my mom's first Valentine's
Day, she could not find a sitter. He
wanted to do something really nice
for her because she always had us
(LOL). He planned this extravagant
dinner
4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
5,501 Retweets 19.4K Likes
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an
outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter
to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my
sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom
was so bummed. I remember her crying and
saying he should date someone who is able
t 220 1,555
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
go places and do things, and maybe not
Someone with three kids. He didn't even
flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the
kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy
dinner party. He told us to put on our best
outfits and he would call us when it was time
to come downstairs
2
t 221 1,937
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for
the date. He went out, got takeout from the
nice place for all of us and we had a
Valentine's Date all together at the dining
room table. I will never forget that. I felt so
special. We all got flowers and cards, my
brother got
t 254 3,417
Big Body Benz@_ItsMissBre 1d
a toy car LOL. When we came down the
stairs, he introduced us and said something
about our outfits like it was a fashion show
Man. That shit stuck with me for years. I
loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom
did too
t 247 3,952
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast
where I y'all about motherhood from the
black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it
out!
4
ta 101 1
1,320
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with
my son that I named after hinm
9101
321
8,774
MFW I realize Im really not a King: π
![Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz
@ItsMissBre
So I love Valentine's Day for other
reasons
My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in
my heart)
Him and my mom's first Valentine's
Day, she could not find a sitter. He
wanted to do something really nice
for her because she always had us
(LOL). He planned this extravagant
dinner
4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
5,501 Retweets 19.4K Likes
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an
outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter
to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my
sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom
was so bummed. I remember her crying and
saying he should date someone who is able
t 220 1,555
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
go places and do things, and maybe not
Someone with three kids. He didn't even
flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the
kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy
dinner party. He told us to put on our best
outfits and he would call us when it was time
to come downstairs
2
t 221 1,937
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for
the date. He went out, got takeout from the
nice place for all of us and we had a
Valentine's Date all together at the dining
room table. I will never forget that. I felt so
special. We all got flowers and cards, my
brother got
t 254 3,417
Big Body Benz@_ItsMissBre 1d
a toy car LOL. When we came down the
stairs, he introduced us and said something
about our outfits like it was a fashion show
Man. That shit stuck with me for years. I
loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom
did too
t 247 3,952
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast
where I y'all about motherhood from the
black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it
out!
4
ta 101 1
1,320
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with
my son that I named after hinm
9101
321
8,774
MFW I realize Im really not a King: π]()
MFW I realize Im really not a King: π
Http, Net, and You: / was a dreamer before you went and let me dowr
http://iglovequotes.net/
![Http, Net, and You: / was a dreamer before you went and let me dowr
http://iglovequotes.net/]()
http://iglovequotes.net/
Dude, Saw, and Target: I want to be this dude.
The ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes was known for mocking
people. When watching a hopeless archer failing to hit his target
Diogenes went and sat by it, saying it was the safest place. When he
saw a prostitute's son throwing rocks at a crowd, he said,
Careful, son. Don't hit your father."
He is a legend
![Dude, Saw, and Target: I want to be this dude.
The ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes was known for mocking
people. When watching a hopeless archer failing to hit his target
Diogenes went and sat by it, saying it was the safest place. When he
saw a prostitute's son throwing rocks at a crowd, he said,
Careful, son. Don't hit your father."
He is a legend]()
He is a legend