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    Bitch, Bulbasaur, and Children: 4G19:50
 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a
 special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who
 causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to
 calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the
 relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result
 it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the
 game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that
 can only use explosion
 i dont understand half of the words here but god if this
 isn't the funniest thing i've ever read
 trenchgun
 im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just
 sort of... mutated into cartridges
 prettyflyforajeskai
 Red and blue are why QA teams were invented
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap

 4G 19:50
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap
 and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more
 resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when
 programmers had to get creative. Not currently using
 a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave
 it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle
 them, keep careful track so we can restore them when
 we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or
 can we also use it for, say, a seed value?
 And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children
 playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN
 games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y
 came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't
 save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that
 happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I
 can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work
 And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they
 missed? They produce this behavior because the game
 REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if

 O419:51
 possible.
 Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core
 smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were
 programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch
 that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These
 are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn
 book that others would use as gospel
 Sincerely,
 a pissed off goddamn programmer.
 Fuente: banshees
 79,986 notas
 howl-osullivan
 tilthat
 TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex
 with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the
 goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to
 its owner.
 via reddit.com
 109 notas
 nikanono
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                Bitch, Bulbasaur, and Children: 4G19:50
 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a
 special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who
 causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to
 calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the
 relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result
 it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the
 game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that
 can only use explosion
 i dont understand half of the words here but god if this
 isn't the funniest thing i've ever read
 trenchgun
 im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just
 sort of... mutated into cartridges
 prettyflyforajeskai
 Red and blue are why QA teams were invented
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap

 4G 19:50
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap
 and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more
 resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when
 programmers had to get creative. Not currently using
 a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave
 it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle
 them, keep careful track so we can restore them when
 we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or
 can we also use it for, say, a seed value?
 And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children
 playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN
 games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y
 came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't
 save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that
 happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I
 can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work
 And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they
 missed? They produce this behavior because the game
 REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if

 O419:51
 possible.
 Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core
 smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were
 programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch
 that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These
 are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn
 book that others would use as gospel
 Sincerely,
 a pissed off goddamn programmer.
 Fuente: banshees
 79,986 notas
 howl-osullivan
 tilthat
 TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex
 with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the
 goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to
 its owner.
 via reddit.com
 109 notas
 nikanono
It's a masterpiece
                
            

            
            
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    Life, LinkedIn, and Mood: 69% 23:30
 K-
 create revenue growth | Sales Strategy | Behaviour Change.
 13h
 I was attacked!
 A random attack in a bar, several years ago. It left me
 unconscious and in the hands of a neuroscience specialist.
 That moment changed my life forever, For the GOOD!
 While being tested the consultant discovered something
 which has been a blessing. Up until that moment, I knew I was
 good at Maths, and my IQ was above average, but that was it
 I had a rare Brain type
 was being told that my brain wasn't normal. How does
 anyone know their version of normal is, well, normal?
 I soon gave up traditional work, knowing that I have always
 done well in my career as I took the 'traditional process' and
 added the perspective of behaviours to it... but what if my
 theories and idea were truly unique? I needed to explore that.
 l wanted to know how humans make decisions and how
 that changes based on the product service, time of day,
 mood and emotions
 l explored the conscious and unconscious mind looking at
 eave your thoughts here...

 69% 23:30
 K-
 marketing, sales, culture, strategy and complicated stuff like
 addiction, trauma and abuse
 Here l am 3.5 years later with 22 case studies under my
 belt, results ranging between 60-700% above industry
 average benchmarks
 Everyone is a little bit weird. We just have to give ourselves
 permission to follow our dreams
 Now to do the same for an employer!
 #ONO
 39 likes 6 comments
 Like
 Comment
 Share
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 LATAM Account Manager
 now
 I'll take Things That Didn't Happen' for $1000
 please, Alex
 Leave your thoughts here...
Neuroscientist discovers LinkedIn user's rare brain type.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Life, LinkedIn, and Mood: 69% 23:30
 K-
 create revenue growth | Sales Strategy | Behaviour Change.
 13h
 I was attacked!
 A random attack in a bar, several years ago. It left me
 unconscious and in the hands of a neuroscience specialist.
 That moment changed my life forever, For the GOOD!
 While being tested the consultant discovered something
 which has been a blessing. Up until that moment, I knew I was
 good at Maths, and my IQ was above average, but that was it
 I had a rare Brain type
 was being told that my brain wasn't normal. How does
 anyone know their version of normal is, well, normal?
 I soon gave up traditional work, knowing that I have always
 done well in my career as I took the 'traditional process' and
 added the perspective of behaviours to it... but what if my
 theories and idea were truly unique? I needed to explore that.
 l wanted to know how humans make decisions and how
 that changes based on the product service, time of day,
 mood and emotions
 l explored the conscious and unconscious mind looking at
 eave your thoughts here...

 69% 23:30
 K-
 marketing, sales, culture, strategy and complicated stuff like
 addiction, trauma and abuse
 Here l am 3.5 years later with 22 case studies under my
 belt, results ranging between 60-700% above industry
 average benchmarks
 Everyone is a little bit weird. We just have to give ourselves
 permission to follow our dreams
 Now to do the same for an employer!
 #ONO
 39 likes 6 comments
 Like
 Comment
 Share
 Likes
 Comments
 Sort by Top C
 LATAM Account Manager
 now
 I'll take Things That Didn't Happen' for $1000
 please, Alex
 Leave your thoughts here...
Neuroscientist discovers LinkedIn user's rare brain type.
                
            

            
            
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    Ass, Baseball, and Fall: jpg (46 KB, 1024x683)
 No.46363786
 Anonymous
 18 min. ago
 >be me
 >working register at mcd's like a fucking wagie
 mom and son come up
 >absolute units, their hands were fucking round
 perfectly fucking round, like a baseball
 little blob holding a small fish bowl, maybe they
 came back from Walmart after getting a fish
 poor fish, probably doesn't even get his ration of the
 fish food
 one of those families that has each family member
 go up to order for themselves
 hate these kinds of families
 mama blob starts ordering
 out of breath from standing in line
 >slams her elbows down onto the counter to rest
 while ordering
 could have fucking swore i heard the counter
 rumble
 yaah *pant* could i have a *pant* ahhhhh *pant*
 big Mac *pant* make that two actually... *pant* no
 three.... and a *pant* basket of fries and *pant* a
 large diet coke
 sweat beads fall down from her chins onto the
 table
 breathes in sharply
 struggles to take elbows off of table
 finally accomplishes the task

 finally accomplishes the task
 two huge wet marks take up the register section
 those are her fucking elbows
 her elbows actually fucking sweated
 little blob comes up to order
 "can i have 2 big Macs pant* a basket of fries..
 *pant* make that two actually *pant* and a large diet
 Coke *pant*
 brings fish bowl out onto counter
 "and... *pant* fill this up *pant* with chocolate
 *pant* milkshake
 >a
 fucking
 fishbowl
 sorry, our largest size is a large. we cannot fill
 things that aren't McDonalds cups
 mama blob starts throwing a tantrum
 "HE WANTS HIS FUCKING MILKSHAKE SO GIVE IT
 TO HIM"
 maam, we cann
 >"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR GOD DAMN MANAGER
 go get manager
 >he just repeats what I said
 tells her she can buy about 10 large milkshakes to
 fill it if she wants
 "DAS TOO EXPENSIVE!!!"
 "TOO MUCH CALORIES!!!"
 >me and manager stare at each other
 did she really just say that
 mama blob sees us looking at each other
 cont.

 whole restaurant has been quiet this whole time
 just looking at us
 >mama blob hears something
 turns her body to look backward
 >a gentle greasy breeze hits me
 >sees a couple people snickering
 turns back around
 "YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!"
 >me and manager stay silent
 tears start to well up in her eyes
 could have just been sweat though
 face turns redder
 grabs her son's hand
 "WE'RE NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!"
 >something deep down told me that wasn't true
 >pulls her son's hand
 waddles out
 hear her panting as she opens the door
 notice something
 >me and manager both notice it
 look at each other
 there was something brown in the middle of
 Hammy's ass
 could it be
 could it fucking be
 look at her legs
 brown liquid streaking the inside of her right leg
 >she sharted
 >she actually fucking sharted
 and left a brown trail
 had to febreeze the fuck out of that place for 5
 minutes
 janitor almost puked cleaning it up
Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Ass, Baseball, and Fall: jpg (46 KB, 1024x683)
 No.46363786
 Anonymous
 18 min. ago
 >be me
 >working register at mcd's like a fucking wagie
 mom and son come up
 >absolute units, their hands were fucking round
 perfectly fucking round, like a baseball
 little blob holding a small fish bowl, maybe they
 came back from Walmart after getting a fish
 poor fish, probably doesn't even get his ration of the
 fish food
 one of those families that has each family member
 go up to order for themselves
 hate these kinds of families
 mama blob starts ordering
 out of breath from standing in line
 >slams her elbows down onto the counter to rest
 while ordering
 could have fucking swore i heard the counter
 rumble
 yaah *pant* could i have a *pant* ahhhhh *pant*
 big Mac *pant* make that two actually... *pant* no
 three.... and a *pant* basket of fries and *pant* a
 large diet coke
 sweat beads fall down from her chins onto the
 table
 breathes in sharply
 struggles to take elbows off of table
 finally accomplishes the task

 finally accomplishes the task
 two huge wet marks take up the register section
 those are her fucking elbows
 her elbows actually fucking sweated
 little blob comes up to order
 "can i have 2 big Macs pant* a basket of fries..
 *pant* make that two actually *pant* and a large diet
 Coke *pant*
 brings fish bowl out onto counter
 "and... *pant* fill this up *pant* with chocolate
 *pant* milkshake
 >a
 fucking
 fishbowl
 sorry, our largest size is a large. we cannot fill
 things that aren't McDonalds cups
 mama blob starts throwing a tantrum
 "HE WANTS HIS FUCKING MILKSHAKE SO GIVE IT
 TO HIM"
 maam, we cann
 >"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR GOD DAMN MANAGER
 go get manager
 >he just repeats what I said
 tells her she can buy about 10 large milkshakes to
 fill it if she wants
 "DAS TOO EXPENSIVE!!!"
 "TOO MUCH CALORIES!!!"
 >me and manager stare at each other
 did she really just say that
 mama blob sees us looking at each other
 cont.

 whole restaurant has been quiet this whole time
 just looking at us
 >mama blob hears something
 turns her body to look backward
 >a gentle greasy breeze hits me
 >sees a couple people snickering
 turns back around
 "YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!"
 >me and manager stay silent
 tears start to well up in her eyes
 could have just been sweat though
 face turns redder
 grabs her son's hand
 "WE'RE NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!"
 >something deep down told me that wasn't true
 >pulls her son's hand
 waddles out
 hear her panting as she opens the door
 notice something
 >me and manager both notice it
 look at each other
 there was something brown in the middle of
 Hammy's ass
 could it be
 could it fucking be
 look at her legs
 brown liquid streaking the inside of her right leg
 >she sharted
 >she actually fucking sharted
 and left a brown trail
 had to febreeze the fuck out of that place for 5
 minutes
 janitor almost puked cleaning it up
Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake
                
            

            
            
Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake