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Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE? NO 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI 805 OR EARUER THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GaSHARD ToAPPLY DDES THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE EXIST? ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK) 922-1932 UNION? SOUTH AFRICA? NO HOW MANY VIEINAM5 ARE THERE? TWO ONE SAINTNORTH KOREA? SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE. IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? THE UNITED RHODESIA?ALBANIA? HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP lSİN ENGLISH? EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS THAT ONE UP ARE THERE? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTİNENTS? / 972-75 าร19-23 1924-29 997-2001 2002-06 910-12 1913-18 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA? THIS S00NDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE OR TUO 46-47 DANGER EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO FLORIDA IS PARTOF. YES, THATS IT 2012-13 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF 18%-1905 1906-09 OR 952-53 DOES THE UARNING 930-3435-40 JMMY CARTER IS... BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE VENEZUELA S BOLIMA CHAD MISSING? MENTION THE SPIDERS? THE UNITED 2022 2023 ORUATER CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR APRIL 20, 1979 1806-10 181-17 884-95 818-29 1830-33 954-57 1958-60 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT 976-79 IS THE ARAL BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING? 970s-90s 2000st MORDOR? I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn 198 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? OR BUDAPEST? 961-61 1965-7 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? 858-67 873-83 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR? IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OFATURTLE? THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS... LATE FIRST VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? 948-49 AGE 851-56 CALORMEN? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? 982-84 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES? THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISIY MOUNTAINS IS IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0? MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF BEFORE 1830 1830s Os EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE DID YOU MAKE IS THERE A BIG THIRD AGE RECURSIVE LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA? CREATED ON PURPOSE IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? RUNS AJPY AROUND THE RDOM ONE OF THE ITS VERY NICE. TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE 8605-1700s 910s 205-505 60s-70s what-even-is-thiss: galaxybrownies: lastoneout: ceiye: jelloapocalypse: chavisory: mapsrgreat: wildcardarcana: littlethingwithfeathers: cannibalcuisine: dare-to-dm: pyrrhiccomedy: mapsontheweb: Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map. No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes. I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.   I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol. THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂 This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it. Holy shit the super specific things towards the end Oh wow! I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?! I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at I almost scrolled past this Hello?
Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP
 (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH)
 DO ANY OF THESE EXIST?
 INDEPENDENT CANADA
 US TERRITORY OF ALASKA
 TOKYO
 ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE?
 DOES THE SOVIET
 UNION EXIST?
 THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE?
 NO
 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA
 A GIANT FRENCH BLOB?
 SAUDI
 805 OR EARUER
 THE MODERN IDEAOF
 A COMPLETE POLITICAL
 MAP OF THE WORLD
 GaSHARD ToAPPLY
 DDES THE OTTOMAN
 EMPIRE EXIST?
 ZAIRE?
 OR HONG KONG (UK)
 922-1932
 UNION?
 SOUTH AFRICA?
 NO
 HOW MANY VIEINAM5
 ARE THERE?
 TWO ONE
 SAINTNORTH KOREA?
 SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE.
 IS JAN MAYEN PART OF
 THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY?
 THE UNITED
 RHODESIA?ALBANIA?
 HOU SURE ARE
 YOU THAT THIS MAP
 lSİN ENGLISH?
 EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS
 THAT ONE UP
 ARE THERE?
 CAN YOU SEE
 THE FAMIUAR
 CONTİNENTS? /
 972-75
 าร19-23 1924-29
 997-2001 2002-06
 910-12 1913-18
 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA?
 THIS S00NDS LIKE
 A PHYSICAL MAP OR
 ONE
 ONE, BUT ITS HUGE
 OR
 TUO
 46-47
 DANGER
 EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID?
 PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO
 FLORIDA IS PARTOF.
 YES, THATS IT
 2012-13
 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF
 18%-1905
 1906-09
 OR
 952-53
 DOES THE UARNING
 930-3435-40
 JMMY CARTER IS...
 BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE
 VENEZUELA
 S BOLIMA
 CHAD MISSING?
 MENTION THE SPIDERS?
 THE UNITED
 2022 2023 ORUATER
 CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR
 APRIL 20, 1979
 1806-10 181-17
 884-95
 818-29 1830-33
 954-57 1958-60
 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY?
 ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT
 976-79
 IS THE ARAL
 BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING?
 970s-90s 2000st
 MORDOR?
 I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn
 198
 DOES RUSSIA BORDER
 THE SEA OF JAPAN?
 OR BUDAPEST?
 961-61
 1965-7
 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA?
 858-67
 873-83
 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR?
 IS THE WORLD ON THE
 BACK OFATURTLE?
 THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN
 ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS
 THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS...
 LATE
 FIRST
 VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO?
 948-49
 AGE
 851-56
 CALORMEN?
 ARE YOU SURE
 THIS IS A MAP?
 982-84
 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH?
 INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES?
 THE FOREST EASTOF THE
 MISIY MOUNTAINS IS
 IS IT TRYING
 TO BITE YOU?
 | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS
 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m
 IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0?
 MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF
 BEFORE
 1830
 1830s Os
 EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE
 DID YOU MAKE
 IS THERE A BIG
 THIRD AGE
 RECURSIVE
 LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN
 SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA?
 CREATED ON PURPOSE
 IS IT LARGER
 THAN A BREADBOX?
 RUNS AJPY
 AROUND THE RDOM
 ONE OF THE
 ITS VERY NICE.
 TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE
 8605-1700s 910s
 205-505
 60s-70s
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mapsontheweb:
Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.
No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  
I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.


THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end 


Oh wow! 

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!




I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at 


I almost scrolled past this


Hello?

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Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE? NO 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI 805 OR EARUER THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GaSHARD ToAPPLY DDES THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE EXIST? ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK) 922-1932 UNION? SOUTH AFRICA? NO HOW MANY VIEINAM5 ARE THERE? TWO ONE SAINTNORTH KOREA? SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE. IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? THE UNITED RHODESIA?ALBANIA? HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP lSİN ENGLISH? EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS THAT ONE UP ARE THERE? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTİNENTS? / 972-75 าร19-23 1924-29 997-2001 2002-06 910-12 1913-18 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA? THIS S00NDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE OR TUO 46-47 DANGER EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO FLORIDA IS PARTOF. YES, THATS IT 2012-13 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF 18%-1905 1906-09 OR 952-53 DOES THE UARNING 930-3435-40 JMMY CARTER IS... BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE VENEZUELA S BOLIMA CHAD MISSING? MENTION THE SPIDERS? THE UNITED 2022 2023 ORUATER CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR APRIL 20, 1979 1806-10 181-17 884-95 818-29 1830-33 954-57 1958-60 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT 976-79 IS THE ARAL BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING? 970s-90s 2000st MORDOR? I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn 198 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? OR BUDAPEST? 961-61 1965-7 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? 858-67 873-83 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR? IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OFATURTLE? THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS... LATE FIRST VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? 948-49 AGE 851-56 CALORMEN? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? 982-84 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES? THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISIY MOUNTAINS IS IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0? MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF BEFORE 1830 1830s Os EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE DID YOU MAKE IS THERE A BIG THIRD AGE RECURSIVE LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA? CREATED ON PURPOSE IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? RUNS AJPY AROUND THE RDOM ONE OF THE ITS VERY NICE. TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE 8605-1700s 910s 205-505 60s-70s what-even-is-thiss: galaxybrownies: lastoneout: ceiye: jelloapocalypse: chavisory: mapsrgreat: wildcardarcana: littlethingwithfeathers: cannibalcuisine: dare-to-dm: pyrrhiccomedy: mapsontheweb: Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map. No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes. I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.   I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol. THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂 This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it. Holy shit the super specific things towards the end Oh wow! I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?! I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at I almost scrolled past this Hello?
Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP
 (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH)
 DO ANY OF THESE EXIST?
 INDEPENDENT CANADA
 US TERRITORY OF ALASKA
 TOKYO
 ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE?
 DOES THE SOVIET
 UNION EXIST?
 THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE?
 NO
 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA
 A GIANT FRENCH BLOB?
 SAUDI
 805 OR EARUER
 THE MODERN IDEAOF
 A COMPLETE POLITICAL
 MAP OF THE WORLD
 GaSHARD ToAPPLY
 DDES THE OTTOMAN
 EMPIRE EXIST?
 ZAIRE?
 OR HONG KONG (UK)
 922-1932
 UNION?
 SOUTH AFRICA?
 NO
 HOW MANY VIEINAM5
 ARE THERE?
 TWO ONE
 SAINTNORTH KOREA?
 SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE.
 IS JAN MAYEN PART OF
 THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY?
 THE UNITED
 RHODESIA?ALBANIA?
 HOU SURE ARE
 YOU THAT THIS MAP
 lSİN ENGLISH?
 EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS
 THAT ONE UP
 ARE THERE?
 CAN YOU SEE
 THE FAMIUAR
 CONTİNENTS? /
 972-75
 าร19-23 1924-29
 997-2001 2002-06
 910-12 1913-18
 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA?
 THIS S00NDS LIKE
 A PHYSICAL MAP OR
 ONE
 ONE, BUT ITS HUGE
 OR
 TUO
 46-47
 DANGER
 EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID?
 PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO
 FLORIDA IS PARTOF.
 YES, THATS IT
 2012-13
 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF
 18%-1905
 1906-09
 OR
 952-53
 DOES THE UARNING
 930-3435-40
 JMMY CARTER IS...
 BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE
 VENEZUELA
 S BOLIMA
 CHAD MISSING?
 MENTION THE SPIDERS?
 THE UNITED
 2022 2023 ORUATER
 CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR
 APRIL 20, 1979
 1806-10 181-17
 884-95
 818-29 1830-33
 954-57 1958-60
 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY?
 ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT
 976-79
 IS THE ARAL
 BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING?
 970s-90s 2000st
 MORDOR?
 I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn
 198
 DOES RUSSIA BORDER
 THE SEA OF JAPAN?
 OR BUDAPEST?
 961-61
 1965-7
 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA?
 858-67
 873-83
 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR?
 IS THE WORLD ON THE
 BACK OFATURTLE?
 THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN
 ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS
 THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS...
 LATE
 FIRST
 VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO?
 948-49
 AGE
 851-56
 CALORMEN?
 ARE YOU SURE
 THIS IS A MAP?
 982-84
 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH?
 INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES?
 THE FOREST EASTOF THE
 MISIY MOUNTAINS IS
 IS IT TRYING
 TO BITE YOU?
 | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS
 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m
 IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0?
 MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF
 BEFORE
 1830
 1830s Os
 EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE
 DID YOU MAKE
 IS THERE A BIG
 THIRD AGE
 RECURSIVE
 LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN
 SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA?
 CREATED ON PURPOSE
 IS IT LARGER
 THAN A BREADBOX?
 RUNS AJPY
 AROUND THE RDOM
 ONE OF THE
 ITS VERY NICE.
 TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE
 8605-1700s 910s
 205-505
 60s-70s
what-even-is-thiss:
galaxybrownies:

lastoneout:

ceiye:

jelloapocalypse:

chavisory:

mapsrgreat:

wildcardarcana:


littlethingwithfeathers:

cannibalcuisine:

dare-to-dm:

pyrrhiccomedy:

mapsontheweb:
Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.
No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  
I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.


THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end 


Oh wow! 

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!




I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at 


I almost scrolled past this


Hello?

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Bad, Fucking, and God: Sexy Bible Quotes, Inspired by Some Birds my Friend saw Fucking Outside her House, ao3tagoftheday: oxymoronicromantic: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “sexy bible quotes, inspired by some birds my friend saw fucking outside her house”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is one hell of a non-sequitor “On the day when the Lord spoke to Moses in the land of Egypt, 29 the Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” 30 But Moses said to the Lord, “Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips. How will Pharaoh listen to me?” 7 And the Lord said to Moses, “See, I have made you like God to Pharaoh, and your brother Aaron shall be your prophet. 2 You shall speak all that I command you, and your brother Aaron shall tell Pharaoh to let the people of Israel go out of his land.” …I don’t think it’s telling anyone that they’re doing activism wrong???? Anyways. Song of Songs is sexier. Ok! First off, thanks for putting the verses in; that makes my life easier! Second, Song of Songs is undoubtedly sexy, but the phrase “uncircumcised lips” is much sexier. Here’s why:“Uncircumcised lips” is a literal translation of the Hebrew, and scholars have spent millennia trying to figure out what the fuck it means. Because, like, it’s a weird fucking phrase, let’s be real. Actually, let’s all take a moment to imagine what that might physically look like. We deserve it.Anyway, back on topic. Most scholars have ended up interpreting it as saying that Moses has some kind of speech impediment. But that’s really a stretch. I mean, if that’s what was meant, why not say, “a man of broken speech” or something like that? No, I think the meaning of that phrase is a lot simpler.Circumcision is the sign of the Jewish covenant with G-d. In this period of the Bible, after G-d and Abraham made the covenant but before the Law was given at Mt. Sinai, circumcision was the single, defining thing that set the Jewish people apart from everyone else. So what does it mean to have uncircumcised lips? I submit that to speak with uncircumcised lips is to speak with a non-Jewish voice.But Moses is Jewish! Why would his voice not be? Because, Moses is unique among the Jewish people. He wasn’t raised as a slave. That’s what the Jewish people are in this period and have been for hundreds of years. They’re slaves. For generations, that slavery has defined and warped their culture. Moses has never been a slave and has never lived among his people who are. He may be Jewish, but his understanding of his people, and therefore his ability to speak for them, is non-existent.So G-d tells Moses to speak to Pharoah on behalf of the Jewish people and Moses says no. How will he speak for his people, advocate for them, demand their freedom, when he can’t speak with their voice? He can’t do it and he tells G-d no. No, I won’t speak for the slaves when I am free. It’s not my place.So what does G-d say? He says Moses is right. He tells Moses to give G-d’s message to Aaron, a man who has been a slave all his life, and let Aaron go to Pharoah and speak for the Jewish people. Because Aaron is of them, understands them, their pain, their oppression, in a way that Moses, a free man, can’t and never will. Aaron speaks with a truly Jewish voice, with circumcised lips, so he must be the one who speaks for the Jewish people.So basically, G-d tells Moses to speak over an oppressed group he isn’t a part of, Moses says “no that’s bad activism”, and G-d says “you’re right oppressed people should speak and direct their own fight against oppression.”In conclusion, sure, the Song of Songs is sexy, but have you ever tried telling G-d that he needs to work harder to prioritize marginalized voices?
Bad, Fucking, and God: Sexy
 Bible Quotes, Inspired by Some Birds my Friend saw
 Fucking Outside her House,
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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is one hell of a non-sequitor 

“On the day when the Lord spoke to Moses in the land of Egypt, 29 the Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” 30 But Moses said to the Lord, “Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips. How will Pharaoh listen to me?”
7 And the Lord said to Moses, “See, I have made you like God to Pharaoh, and your brother Aaron shall be your prophet. 2 You shall speak all that I command you, and your brother Aaron shall tell Pharaoh to let the people of Israel go out of his land.”
…I don’t think it’s telling anyone that they’re doing activism wrong????
Anyways. Song of Songs is sexier.

Ok! First off, thanks for putting the verses in; that makes my life easier! Second, Song of Songs is undoubtedly sexy, but the phrase “uncircumcised lips” is much sexier. Here’s why:“Uncircumcised lips” is a literal translation of the Hebrew, and scholars have spent millennia trying to figure out what the fuck it means. Because, like, it’s a weird fucking phrase, let’s be real. Actually, let’s all take a moment to imagine what that might physically look like. We deserve it.Anyway, back on topic. Most scholars have ended up interpreting it as saying that Moses has some kind of speech impediment. But that’s really a stretch. I mean, if that’s what was meant, why not say, “a man of broken speech” or something like that? No, I think the meaning of that phrase is a lot simpler.Circumcision is the sign of the Jewish covenant with G-d. In this period of the Bible, after G-d and Abraham made the covenant but before the Law was given at Mt. Sinai, circumcision was the single, defining thing that set the Jewish people apart from everyone else. So what does it mean to have uncircumcised lips? I submit that to speak with uncircumcised lips is to speak with a non-Jewish voice.But Moses is Jewish! Why would his voice not be? Because, Moses is unique among the Jewish people. He wasn’t raised as a slave. That’s what the Jewish people are in this period and have been for hundreds of years. They’re slaves. For generations, that slavery has defined and warped their culture. Moses has never been a slave and has never lived among his people who are. He may be Jewish, but his understanding of his people, and therefore his ability to speak for them, is non-existent.So G-d tells Moses to speak to Pharoah on behalf of the Jewish people and Moses says no. How will he speak for his people, advocate for them, demand their freedom, when he can’t speak with their voice? He can’t do it and he tells G-d no. No, I won’t speak for the slaves when I am free. It’s not my place.So what does G-d say? He says Moses is right. He tells Moses to give G-d’s message to Aaron, a man who has been a slave all his life, and let Aaron go to Pharoah and speak for the Jewish people. Because Aaron is of them, understands them, their pain, their oppression, in a way that Moses, a free man, can’t and never will. Aaron speaks with a truly Jewish voice, with circumcised lips, so he must be the one who speaks for the Jewish people.So basically, G-d tells Moses to speak over an oppressed group he isn’t a part of, Moses says “no that’s bad activism”, and G-d says “you’re right oppressed people should speak and direct their own fight against oppression.”In conclusion, sure, the Song of Songs is sexy, but have you ever tried telling G-d that he needs to work harder to prioritize marginalized voices?

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