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When My: When my friend asks if I enjoy working out at home. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic
When My: When my friend asks if I enjoy working out at home.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic

When my friend asks if I enjoy working out at home. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic

When My: When my friend is complaining about how hard my workout is. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic
When My: When my friend is complaining about how hard my workout is.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic

When my friend is complaining about how hard my workout is. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #meme...

When My: When my wife asks “What’s with all the Austin Powers memes today?”
When My: When my wife asks “What’s with all the Austin Powers memes today?”

When my wife asks “What’s with all the Austin Powers memes today?”

When My: When my mom ask me to go and get home’s stuff
When My: When my mom ask me to go and get home’s stuff

When my mom ask me to go and get home’s stuff

When My: When my wife’s school said they had BBQ for Teacher Appreciation week, she was excited to hear to there was a vegetarian option! It was a potato with BBQ sauce
When My: When my wife’s school said they had BBQ for Teacher Appreciation week, she was excited to hear to there was a vegetarian option! It was a potato with BBQ sauce

When my wife’s school said they had BBQ for Teacher Appreciation week, she was excited to hear to there was a vegetarian option! It was a...

When My: When my wife’s school said they had BBQ for Teacher Appreciation week, she was excited to hear to there was a vegetarian option! It was a potato with BBQ sauce
When My: When my wife’s school said they had BBQ for Teacher Appreciation week, she was excited to hear to there was a vegetarian option! It was a potato with BBQ sauce

When my wife’s school said they had BBQ for Teacher Appreciation week, she was excited to hear to there was a vegetarian option! It was a...

When My: I hate when my cups become sentient.
When My: I hate when my cups become sentient.

I hate when my cups become sentient.

When My: Playing the Family version of Cards against Humanity when my eleven year old played this
When My: Playing the Family version of Cards against Humanity when my eleven year old played this

Playing the Family version of Cards against Humanity when my eleven year old played this

When My: Playing the Family version of Cards against Humanity when my eleven year old played this
When My: Playing the Family version of Cards against Humanity when my eleven year old played this

Playing the Family version of Cards against Humanity when my eleven year old played this

When My: Playing the Family version of Cards against Humanity when my eleven year old played this
When My: Playing the Family version of Cards against Humanity when my eleven year old played this

Playing the Family version of Cards against Humanity when my eleven year old played this

When My: I’ll go when my code passes all the test cases
When My: I’ll go when my code passes all the test cases

I’ll go when my code passes all the test cases

When My: Me when my friends ask me to give them home workout ideas. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme
When My: Me when my friends ask me to give them home workout ideas.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme

Me when my friends ask me to give them home workout ideas. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #gymah...

When My: I knew I was taking a gamble ordering from Wish…. but still, I couldnt stop laughing when my blanket finally arrived!
When My: I knew I was taking a gamble ordering from Wish…. but still, I couldnt stop laughing when my blanket finally arrived!

I knew I was taking a gamble ordering from Wish…. but still, I couldnt stop laughing when my blanket finally arrived!

When My: Banned when my most recent activity (that wasn’t swiping) was adding a picture of literal tomatoes to my profile.
When My: Banned when my most recent activity (that wasn’t swiping) was adding a picture of literal tomatoes to my profile.

Banned when my most recent activity (that wasn’t swiping) was adding a picture of literal tomatoes to my profile.

When My: Me acting surprised when my gym partner tells me to stop eating so much if I want to get results. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic
When My: Me acting surprised when my gym partner tells me to stop eating so much if I want to get results.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic

Me acting surprised when my gym partner tells me to stop eating so much if I want to get results. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.c...

When My: When my mother in law asks us what are our plans for Valentines Day
When My: When my mother in law asks us what are our plans for Valentines Day

When my mother in law asks us what are our plans for Valentines Day

When My: prismatic-bell: kari-izumi: dancinbutterfly: edenfenixblogs: the-omniscient-narrator: spacevinci: somethingratchet: sheisraging: Cindy: Hey… can I be a Jew? Rabbi: No. Cindy: Can I be a Jew? Rabbi: No. Cindy: Can I be a Jew? Rabbi: You really want this? Sincerely? Not ‘cause this one’s trying to blackmail me for something stupid when I was 19 or for broccoli with your dinner? What is this for you? Cindy: Honestly, I think I found my people. I was raised in a church where I was told to believe and pray. And if I was bad, I’d go to hell. And if I was good, I’d go to heaven. And if I’d ask Jesus, he’d forgive me and that was that. And here y’all are sayin’ ain’t no hell. Ain’t sure about heaven. And if you do something wrong, you got to figure it out yourself. And as far as God’s concerned, it’s your job to keep asking questions and to keep learning and to keep arguing. It’s like a verb. It’s like … you do God. And that’s a lot of work, but I think I’m in, as least as far as I can see it. I mean, maybe I’ll learn more and say fuck the whole thing, I mean, but I wanna learn more, and I think I gotta be in it to do that. You know… Does that make sense? Shit, did I just talk myself out of it? Rabbi: Ask me again. Cindy: Can I be a Jew? Rabbi: Yes. I cried so hard during this scene. First of all, this is beautiful. Second of all, as a contextual note, the rabbi said no for a reason. In Jewish conversion, one of the steps is that you must be discouraged at least three times. This comes from the story of Ruth, where Naomi told her not to follow her back to the Jewish tribe three times before giving in. Third of all, this is beautiful. Adrienne KILLED it in those scenes. I wept with her! “It’s like a verb.” She wants to work on her faith continuously and that was gorgeous and so honest. THIS WAS SO IMPORTANT DO U UNDERSTAND. We aren’t a people who actively convert people. You’ll never see a Jewish person try to convert you. We believe in everyone’s right to believe what they want. But it was so nice to see someone who wasn’t raised in it be able to see value in my faith. I have never seen anything like that on tv before Not only that?? Its one of the only times I’ve ever seen Judaism The Faith and Religion ever actually articulated on screen. What do we believe? We believe that You Choose To Do God. Thats why we’re the Chosen People - because we Chose to Opt In To Doing God this particular way. I have never in my life before seen any form of media EVER express what Jews ACTUALLY BELIEVE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE out loud but OITNB did. And when people ask me? I always throw them here. Because it’s dead on. You do God (Jewishly) and you have to choose it. That’s what we believe. That’s it. Thats the entire thing. And this is the only time we have EVER had ANY representation and I will cherish it always. And for those of you who didn’t see the show? She got to bathe in a mikvah equivalent and convert fully so yes, Cindy is as Jewish as the whitest Ashkenazi Jew. More, because according to the sages, the convert is to be praised for their choice and their dedication. And as such, any children she has will be Jewish too. <3 Love for Cindy. Love to any religious Jews out there who feel unseen in media (you’re right, we aren’t seen). Love for any converts out there who don’t feel Jewish enough (you are - no matter what branch you converted in). Extra love for all my Jews of Color (no addendum - just love to you all period). Stay strong out there yall. Write yourselves into some stories and talk about our faith okay? We deserve to be seen and known, even if we aren’t converting. Demystification is part of the fight against antisemitism. All of this, but ALSOit’s so rare to see black people get to be any other religion of Baptist Christian. Or to even talk about that not all of us believe in God in the way we’re been taught. Most of what I’ve learned about Judaism I learned through the Jewish bloggers I’ve found here like @prismatic-bell @realsadjewishhours and @wetwareproblem among others, but even as an agnostic black woman, I was just as happy to see Cindy find her own way, and even happier to hear that they actually did right with the conversion process this time. And @dancinbutterfly’s last line is why, when my rabbi said I should go to rabbinic school, I said…..no.Rabbi means teacher, and there are a ton of good Jewish teachers of Jews out there. But there aren’t so many Jewish teachers of gentiles. It’s why I work at cons under the name Oy Vay Productions. I am like you, except where I’m not, and where I’m not should not have to be frightening or mysterious to you. And then, when someone is all “well the Jews are a bunch of wealthy lizards,” you can remember me, think of me teaching you not just about anime but about the fact that Jews are just people out here doing how we do, and instead of “that seems possibly incorrect but I don’t know enough about Jews to dispute it,” you can say “that is not true, I have met and been befriended by a Jew, shared a meal and a class talked, and I know better.”I do my teaching by being a loud and proud Jew who is out here doing G-d an living my life. There are plenty of rabbis with skills I could only dream of having. But what I do is just as important to protecting and preserving Am Yisrael.
When My: prismatic-bell:

kari-izumi:

dancinbutterfly:

edenfenixblogs:
the-omniscient-narrator:


spacevinci:

somethingratchet:


sheisraging:


Cindy: Hey… can I be a Jew?
Rabbi: No.
Cindy: Can I be a Jew?
Rabbi: No.
Cindy: Can I be a Jew?
Rabbi: You really want this? Sincerely? Not ‘cause this one’s trying to blackmail me for something stupid when I was 19 or for broccoli with your dinner? What is this for you?
Cindy: Honestly, I think I found my people. I was raised in a church where I was told to believe and pray. And if I was bad, I’d go to hell. And if I was good, I’d go to heaven. And if I’d ask Jesus, he’d forgive me and that was that. And here y’all are sayin’ ain’t no hell. Ain’t sure about heaven. And if you do something wrong, you got to figure it out yourself. And as far as God’s concerned, it’s your job to keep asking questions and to keep learning and to keep arguing. It’s like a verb. It’s like … you do God. And that’s a lot of work, but I think I’m in, as least as far as I can see it. I mean, maybe I’ll learn more and say fuck the whole thing, I mean, but I wanna learn more, and I think I gotta be in it to do that. You know… Does that make sense? Shit, did I just talk myself out of it?
Rabbi: Ask me again.
Cindy: Can I be a Jew?
Rabbi: Yes.


I cried so hard during this scene.


First of all, this is beautiful.
Second of all, as a contextual note, the rabbi said no for a reason. In Jewish conversion, one of the steps is that you must be discouraged at least three times. This comes from the story of Ruth, where Naomi told her not to follow her back to the Jewish tribe three times before giving in.
Third of all, this is beautiful.


Adrienne KILLED it in those scenes. I wept with her!
“It’s like a verb.” She wants to work on her faith continuously and that was gorgeous and so honest.


THIS WAS SO IMPORTANT DO U UNDERSTAND. We aren’t a people who actively convert people. You’ll never see a Jewish person try to convert you. We believe in everyone’s right to believe what they want. But it was so nice to see someone who wasn’t raised in it be able to see value in my faith. I have never seen anything like that on tv before  

Not only that?? Its one of the only times I’ve ever seen Judaism The Faith and Religion ever actually articulated on screen. What do we believe? We believe that You Choose To Do God. Thats why we’re the Chosen People - because we Chose to Opt In To Doing God this particular way. I have never in my life before seen any form of media EVER express what Jews ACTUALLY BELIEVE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE out loud but OITNB did. And when people ask me? I always throw them here. Because it’s dead on. You do God (Jewishly) and you have to choose it. That’s what we believe. That’s it. Thats the entire thing. And this is the only time we have EVER had ANY representation and I will cherish it always. And for those of you who didn’t see the show? She got to bathe in a mikvah equivalent and convert fully so yes, Cindy is as Jewish as the whitest Ashkenazi Jew. More, because according to the sages, the convert is to be praised for their choice and their dedication. And as such, any children she has will be Jewish too. <3 Love for Cindy. Love to any religious Jews out there who feel unseen in media (you’re right, we aren’t seen). Love for any converts out there who don’t feel Jewish enough (you are - no matter what branch you converted in). Extra love for all my Jews of Color (no addendum - just love to you all period). Stay strong out there yall. Write yourselves into some stories and talk about our faith okay? We deserve to be seen and known, even if we aren’t converting. Demystification is part of the fight against antisemitism. 


All of this, but ALSOit’s so rare to see black people get to be any other religion of Baptist Christian. Or to even talk about that not all of us believe in God in the way we’re been taught. Most of what I’ve learned about Judaism I learned through the Jewish bloggers I’ve found here like @prismatic-bell @realsadjewishhours and @wetwareproblem among others, but even as an agnostic black woman, I was just as happy to see Cindy find her own way, and even happier to hear that they actually did right with the conversion process this time.


And @dancinbutterfly’s last line is why, when my rabbi said I should go to rabbinic school, I said…..no.Rabbi means teacher, and there are a ton of good Jewish teachers of Jews out there. But there aren’t so many Jewish teachers of gentiles. It’s why I work at cons under the name Oy Vay Productions. I am like you, except where I’m not, and where I’m not should not have to be frightening or mysterious to you. And then, when someone is all “well the Jews are a bunch of wealthy lizards,” you can remember me, think of me teaching you not just about anime but about the fact that Jews are just people out here doing how we do, and instead of “that seems possibly incorrect but I don’t know enough about Jews to dispute it,” you can say “that is not true, I have met and been befriended by a Jew, shared a meal and a class talked, and I know better.”I do my teaching by being a loud and proud Jew who is out here doing G-d an living my life. There are plenty of rabbis with skills I could only dream of having. But what I do is just as important to protecting and preserving Am Yisrael.

prismatic-bell: kari-izumi: dancinbutterfly: edenfenixblogs: the-omniscient-narrator: spacevinci: somethingratchet: sheisraging:...

When My: memefuckery:When my answer is so ridiculously wrong even I’m amused by it.
When My: memefuckery:When my answer is so ridiculously wrong even I’m amused by it.

memefuckery:When my answer is so ridiculously wrong even I’m amused by it.

When My: When my friends ask me to walk around the city two days after leg day. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #meme #workout #gymaholic
When My: When my friends ask me to walk around the city two days after leg day.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #meme #workout #gymaholic

When my friends ask me to walk around the city two days after leg day. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #me...

When My: When my gym partner and I can train legs for hours, but we can’t handle a 20-min cardio session. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #workout #motivation #meme #gymaholic
When My: When my gym partner and I can train legs for hours, but we can’t handle a 20-min cardio session.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #workout #motivation #meme #gymaholic

When my gym partner and I can train legs for hours, but we can’t handle a 20-min cardio session. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co...

When My: kirbykplay: this was a gift for a friend and honestly drawing it put me at peace except for when my computer shut down halfway through and i had to do the lineart again
When My: kirbykplay:

this was a gift for a friend and honestly drawing it put me at peace except for when my computer shut down halfway through and i had to do the lineart again

kirbykplay: this was a gift for a friend and honestly drawing it put me at peace except for when my computer shut down halfway through a...

When My: When my friends say they want to get serious about fitness, but they never listen to my advice. Gymahohlic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #meme #motivation #workout #gym #gymaholic
When My: When my friends say they want to get serious about fitness, but they never listen to my advice.  Gymahohlic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #meme #motivation #workout #gym #gymaholic

When my friends say they want to get serious about fitness, but they never listen to my advice. Gymahohlic App: https://www.gymaholic.co...

When My: When my work bestie and I are trying to have a well needed catch up and a costumer interrupts us
When My: When my work bestie and I are trying to have a well needed catch up and a costumer interrupts us

When my work bestie and I are trying to have a well needed catch up and a costumer interrupts us

When My: also grown up me when my partner tries this…
When My: also grown up me when my partner tries this…

also grown up me when my partner tries this…

When My: also grown up me when my partner tries this…
When My: also grown up me when my partner tries this…

also grown up me when my partner tries this…

When My: When my mum feels cold
When My: When my mum feels cold

When my mum feels cold

When My: When my mum feels cold
When My: When my mum feels cold

When my mum feels cold