🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About While

While: essence-of-armbarring:sure you can buy an iphone x but for less than that you can buy every mainline Yakuza game and play them while dressed as Kiryu

essence-of-armbarring:sure you can buy an iphone x but for less than that you can buy every mainline Yakuza game and play them while dres...

While: image-descriptions: chauvinistsushi: moonside-tim: sparksd2145: Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while. i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN [Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.Off-screen speaker: Alexa. (Bass turns its head to the left, “looking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound) Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather? Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees. (Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)]

image-descriptions: chauvinistsushi: moonside-tim: sparksd2145: Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while...

While: afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself: argumate: afloweroutofstone: Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done. this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale. It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras? That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations. Since @argumate brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today: I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now! @cominyern Subgenre! Red is killer/slasher/psychological Blue is monster/creature Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon Green is alien Black is zombies Purple is vampires It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest. that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety. (i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally) I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

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While: lowoncliches: note-a-bear: My mom sent this to me and i’m howling White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat. White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today. Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business? Man: I sure fucking did. *both laughing* Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business. Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment. Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods. [Censoring beeps removed for better readability.]

lowoncliches: note-a-bear: My mom sent this to me and i’m howling White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that...

While: heccinmemes: fmlcomic: yoshdawgydog: positive-memes: Native Americans Sent Ireland $170 as 1845 Famine Aid, Now Ireland Has Given Back With $3.1 Million Coronavirus Fund story here Im crying, not all ppl are trash The Irish remember that when the Native American’s had almost nothing, they sent what they could to the Irish. While the English were content to let the Irish die, and the US Government was forcing Native American’s off their traditional lands and had just forced an entire Native American Nation to walk halfway across North America, Native American’s reached out to help the Irish. The Irish Remember. And the Irish are reaching back to help the people who helped them. hi this is wholesome i’m happy now

heccinmemes: fmlcomic: yoshdawgydog: positive-memes: Native Americans Sent Ireland $170 as 1845 Famine Aid, Now Ireland Has Given...

While: purpleorange:nostalgia~! just got really emotional while listening to AT medley 8w8

purpleorange:nostalgia~! just got really emotional while listening to AT medley 8w8

While: baconmancr: m–ood: Magical encounter while free falling. Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity. “Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself. You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament. But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

baconmancr: m–ood: Magical encounter while free falling. Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance...

While: The “can’t consent while drunk” rule should apply to casinos too.

The “can’t consent while drunk” rule should apply to casinos too.

While: Every weekend I act as the cinematographer for my five year old son’s movies and while I can’t show you clips because he and his brother are the stars, I have permission to post this exclusive pic of my brother-in-law Tristan as an elephant https://t.co/hHQjm5VGXQ

Every weekend I act as the cinematographer for my five year old son’s movies and while I can’t show you clips because he and his brother...

While: How to greet someone while following social distancing https://t.co/HvFOaxK3JL

How to greet someone while following social distancing https://t.co/HvFOaxK3JL

While: dickiesgrayson: red robin burgers, plz dont sue me for using ur twitter. did i do this while i’m cramming a major paper? yes. do i regret it? absolutely. do i still think it’s funny? without a doubt. source: my boi danny gonzales

dickiesgrayson: red robin burgers, plz dont sue me for using ur twitter. did i do this while i’m cramming a major paper? yes. do i regre...

While: 24 hours ago, sent this tweet while actually on TV. 👀 #Hamilfilm https://t.co/dF6DZDgbmb https://t.co/FbjlrMR02w

24 hours ago, sent this tweet while actually on TV. 👀 #Hamilfilm https://t.co/dF6DZDgbmb https://t.co/FbjlrMR02w

While: awesomesthesia: SoundSurge 85 ANC Headphones Drown Out Noises: Advanced Active Noise Cancelling (ANC) technology to effectively block out annoying noise around you Incredible Fast Charging: Plug in for only 5 minutes with a USB-C connector and get 2 hours playback; only 45 minutes charging time for an ultra-long playtime up to 40 hours Customizable Comfort & Ultra-Lightweight: Soft protein memory foam ear pads with large ear cups to completely cover your ears and reduce pressure on your ears, while the headphones itself only weights 7. 8oz(220g) for long-time wear 30% OFF - Promo Code: TB30

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While: srsfunny: This took a while

srsfunny: This took a while

While: animalrates: This is Snoop and his little sister Remi. Remi shaved off Snoop’s eyebrow while he was sleeping. Thought it would be funny. Still 13/10 for both‬ (@browsnoop & @remirunswild) - (via)

animalrates: This is Snoop and his little sister Remi. Remi shaved off Snoop’s eyebrow while he was sleeping. Thought it would be funny....

While: epicdndmemes: While not as destructive as the murderhobo, the timid can be equally annoying.

epicdndmemes: While not as destructive as the murderhobo, the timid can be equally annoying.

While: Made this a while ago but Æ

Made this a while ago but Æ

While: When you can still go 8-8 while paying $26 million less https://t.co/3VWBOVPFOH

When you can still go 8-8 while paying $26 million less https://t.co/3VWBOVPFOH

While: rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full...

While: bellabucchiotti: My Trip to Peru with G Adventures A trip to Peru has been on my bucket list for quite a while. It was finally time for me to visit the country home to the remarkable Machu Picchu – the ancient Incan city built in the 15th-century and generally the first landmark people think of when they hear “Peru.” This is also one of the New Seven Wonders of the World! READ MORE HERE about my trip to Peru with G Adventures. You can also follow Bella Bucchiotti on her Blog, Instagram and YouTube!!

bellabucchiotti: My Trip to Peru with G Adventures A trip to Peru has been on my bucket list for quite a while. It was finally time f...

While: bellabucchiotti: My Trip to Peru with G Adventures A trip to Peru has been on my bucket list for quite a while. It was finally time for me to visit the country home to the remarkable Machu Picchu – the ancient Incan city built in the 15th-century and generally the first landmark people think of when they hear “Peru.” This is also one of the New Seven Wonders of the World! READ MORE HERE about my trip to Peru with G Adventures. You can also follow Bella Bucchiotti on her Blog, Instagram and YouTube!!

bellabucchiotti: My Trip to Peru with G Adventures A trip to Peru has been on my bucket list for quite a while. It was finally time f...

While: A picture I found while looking for May The 4th pics ❤️ https://t.co/PxY0QSuann

A picture I found while looking for May The 4th pics ❤️ https://t.co/PxY0QSuann

While: This took a while

This took a while

While: I found this gem while looking for a picture of venom

I found this gem while looking for a picture of venom

While: Costco adds plexiglass above the stainless steel dividers, I assume to protect me from someone coughing on me while staring at my penis.

Costco adds plexiglass above the stainless steel dividers, I assume to protect me from someone coughing on me while staring at my penis.

While: awesomesthesia: SoundSurge 85 ANC Headphones Drown Out Noises: Advanced Active Noise Cancelling (ANC) technology to effectively block out annoying noise around you Incredible Fast Charging: Plug in for only 5 minutes with a USB-C connector and get 2 hours playback; only 45 minutes charging time for an ultra-long playtime up to 40 hours Customizable Comfort & Ultra-Lightweight: Soft protein memory foam ear pads with large ear cups to completely cover your ears and reduce pressure on your ears, while the headphones itself only weights 7. 8oz(220g) for long-time wear 30% OFF - Promo Code: TB30

awesomesthesia: SoundSurge 85 ANC Headphones Drown Out Noises: Advanced Active Noise Cancelling (ANC) technology to effectively block ou...

While: awesomesthesia: SoundSurge 85 ANC Headphones Drown Out Noises: Advanced Active Noise Cancelling (ANC) technology to effectively block out annoying noise around you Incredible Fast Charging: Plug in for only 5 minutes with a USB-C connector and get 2 hours playback; only 45 minutes charging time for an ultra-long playtime up to 40 hours Customizable Comfort & Ultra-Lightweight: Soft protein memory foam ear pads with large ear cups to completely cover your ears and reduce pressure on your ears, while the headphones itself only weights 7. 8oz(220g) for long-time wear 30% OFF - Promo Code: TB30

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While: tesladyneindustries: i made this gif but i didnt notice the video file got corrupted or the recording software screwed up or something and now it looks like a desperate attempt to find information on banana creme pie while my computer falls apart around me

tesladyneindustries: i made this gif but i didnt notice the video file got corrupted or the recording software screwed up or something an...

While: No one ever talks about the time Quasar shot an old lady while her grandson suffocated her.

No one ever talks about the time Quasar shot an old lady while her grandson suffocated her.

While: awesomesthesia: SoundSurge 85 ANC Headphones Drown Out Noises: Advanced Active Noise Cancelling (ANC) technology to effectively block out annoying noise around you Incredible Fast Charging: Plug in for only 5 minutes with a USB-C connector and get 2 hours playback; only 45 minutes charging time for an ultra-long playtime up to 40 hours Customizable Comfort & Ultra-Lightweight: Soft protein memory foam ear pads with large ear cups to completely cover your ears and reduce pressure on your ears, while the headphones itself only weights 7. 8oz(220g) for long-time wear

awesomesthesia: SoundSurge 85 ANC Headphones Drown Out Noises: Advanced Active Noise Cancelling (ANC) technology to effectively block ou...

While: awesomesthesia: SoundSurge 85 ANC Headphones Drown Out Noises: Advanced Active Noise Cancelling (ANC) technology to effectively block out annoying noise around you Incredible Fast Charging: Plug in for only 5 minutes with a USB-C connector and get 2 hours playback; only 45 minutes charging time for an ultra-long playtime up to 40 hours Customizable Comfort & Ultra-Lightweight: Soft protein memory foam ear pads with large ear cups to completely cover your ears and reduce pressure on your ears, while the headphones itself only weights 7. 8oz(220g) for long-time wear

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While: rainbowd00dles: Kevin started to say something Neil knew would be negative and dismissing. Neil reached behind Andrew and popped Kevin in the back of the head to shut him up. Matt choked on a laugh and tried unsuccessfully to pass it off as a cough. Kevin froze for a startled second, then sent Neil a scathing look.“No one wants to hear that right now.” Neil said. “If you hit me again,” Kevin started.Andrew cut in with a casual, “You’ll what?”Kevin shut up but didn’t look happy about itplease accept this unfinished contribution to the aftg fandom. it’s been a while since the last time i drew a book scene. i’m not feeling shading right now lmao

rainbowd00dles: Kevin started to say something Neil knew would be negative and dismissing. Neil reached behind Andrew and popped Kevin i...

While: cutekittensarefun: I was looking for my cat for a while and then a little face popped out to judge me

cutekittensarefun: I was looking for my cat for a while and then a little face popped out to judge me

While: Learning to knit while in quarantine

Learning to knit while in quarantine

While: arihi: And you’ll just ‘read’ your own insecurities. We turn these perceived thoughts of others into monsters in our own head as we ruminate on them, while the person in question may remain unaware (and are often nowhere near as terrifying as the one in your head).

arihi: And you’ll just ‘read’ your own insecurities. We turn these perceived thoughts of others into monsters in our own head as we rumin...

While: Getting too real while teaching Javascript to a student. [VIDEO]

Getting too real while teaching Javascript to a student. [VIDEO]

While: Happy 83rd birthday to legendary actor and Lakers superfan Jack Nicholson. While filming 'The Departed' in 2006, he reportedly had all Celtics gear banned from the set. https://t.co/ggX9niAVPx

Happy 83rd birthday to legendary actor and Lakers superfan Jack Nicholson. While filming 'The Departed' in 2006, he reportedly had all...

While: A small movie theater near my best friend’s house has been putting up relevant movie titles while they’ve been closed due to the pandemic

A small movie theater near my best friend’s house has been putting up relevant movie titles while they’ve been closed due to the pandemic

While: bondibee: haven’t been on the computer where I keep my art in a while whoops

bondibee: haven’t been on the computer where I keep my art in a while whoops

While: everythingfox: “Old Lady Smudge took a while to warm up to us. She now politely asks us to stroke her, but only lets us do it for five seconds before she’s had enough.”(Source)

everythingfox: “Old Lady Smudge took a while to warm up to us. She now politely asks us to stroke her, but only lets us do it for five s...

While: `I used to know ${softwareLingo} but it’s been a while`

`I used to know ${softwareLingo} but it’s been a while`

While: Thank you Matthew A. Cherry for inventing the tricycle and saving millions of scrapped knees while learning to ride a bike

Thank you Matthew A. Cherry for inventing the tricycle and saving millions of scrapped knees while learning to ride a bike

While: simonalkenmayer: zennistrad: ninjathrowingstork: uppityamy: my-little-ninja: the-feather-kisses: the-lincolnshire-poacher: fandomsdevouredmysoul: foreverwholocked: whodunits: cosbyykidd: therenaissanceratchet: obi-quiet: Car sex just got a helluva lot easier. or homelessness two kinds of people. you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. * three kinds of people. HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC? I agree, it is highly unnatural… You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural” I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change. Good god, what year is it? April

simonalkenmayer: zennistrad: ninjathrowingstork: uppityamy: my-little-ninja: the-feather-kisses: the-lincolnshire-poacher: fandomsd...

While: tinyrats: ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations

tinyrats: ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera...

While: stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))). Prologue My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. I am anxious for another romantic experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up. My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly, but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but I’ve learned to work with what I have. I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together. I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need right now. Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected… Day 1 My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. After, I went for a run in my neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules, but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the world goes to shit. I laid on my bed for a while and ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. Next, I checked my school email and discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor will save everyone the stress and give us all an A. I checked my Instagram feed and ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media posts. Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media; get laid. This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but sex does sound nice right now. It sounds so nice that I grab my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed sheets. The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off. Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except for me.

stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :)...

While: stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))). Prologue My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. I am anxious for another romantic experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up. My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly, but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but I’ve learned to work with what I have. I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together. I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need right now. Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected… Day 1 My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. After, I went for a run in my neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules, but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the world goes to shit. I laid on my bed for a while and ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. Next, I checked my school email and discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor will save everyone the stress and give us all an A. I checked my Instagram feed and ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media posts. Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media; get laid. This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but sex does sound nice right now. It sounds so nice that I grab my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed sheets. The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off. Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except for me.

stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :)...

While: stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))). Prologue My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. I am anxious for another romantic experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up. My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly, but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but I’ve learned to work with what I have. I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together. I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need right now. Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected… Day 1 My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. After, I went for a run in my neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules, but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the world goes to shit. I laid on my bed for a while and ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. Next, I checked my school email and discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor will save everyone the stress and give us all an A. I checked my Instagram feed and ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media posts. Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media; get laid. This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but sex does sound nice right now. It sounds so nice that I grab my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed sheets. The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off. Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except for me.

stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :)...

While: Tbh I do this while watching Netflix as well… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

$While: Tbh I do this while watching Netflix as well… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯$

Tbh I do this while watching Netflix as well… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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While the world burns, pretend it's not happening by looking through some memes! #Memes #Entertainment

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