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Why The Fuck Not: I baked this Joe Exotic cake because why the fuck not
Why The Fuck Not: I baked this Joe Exotic cake because why the fuck not

I baked this Joe Exotic cake because why the fuck not

Why The Fuck Not: Saw people doing this and thought: why the fuck not
Why The Fuck Not: Saw people doing this and thought: why the fuck not

Saw people doing this and thought: why the fuck not

Why The Fuck Not: Crossover meme, because why the fuck not
Why The Fuck Not: Crossover meme, because why the fuck not

Crossover meme, because why the fuck not

Why The Fuck Not: Drinking a bottle of wine in the bath because why the fuck not?!
Why The Fuck Not: Drinking a bottle of wine in the bath because why the fuck not?!

Drinking a bottle of wine in the bath because why the fuck not?!

Why The Fuck Not: Saw a similar post. Thought why the fuck not?
Why The Fuck Not: Saw a similar post. Thought why the fuck not?

Saw a similar post. Thought why the fuck not?

Why The Fuck Not: At this point why the fuck not?
Why The Fuck Not: At this point why the fuck not?

At this point why the fuck not?

Why The Fuck Not: dragons-and-gays the most life-changing customer i've ever had at work was a guy who came up to me and my coworker when we were at cash and said 'hey kids.... wanna see something?' and I said sure because why the fuck not, i'm here for a good time not a long time, and this motherfucker pulled a railroad spike out of his pocket. A GODDAMN ANTIQUE RAILROAD SPIKE It was a fucking foot long chunk of steel that weighed about five pounds on its own so i was like 'huh.... neat' and he said 'wait. there's more' and he took out a screwdriver. inlaid into the head of the spike. 'things aren't always as they appear' he said as he unscrewed the bit and pulled out of this goddamn railroad spike a statue a tiny, tiny golden statue stood on the base of this flathead screw. it was a tiny golden man standing next to a tiny golden flower with gemstones in the petals. the whole thing was smaller than my thumbnail is tall. it was detailed enough that the tiny man had facial features. it was amazing. 'oh my god,' i said. 'how long did it take you to make that?' 'here's a word of advice,' he said, 'never answer that question when people ask it. it devalues your work. you'll get faster and better at things, and be able to make more art in less time. they don't need to know about the process, just the product'. and he left and that's the one artistic piece of advice i definitely wanna hold to. don't tell people how long it takes to make shit. rowantheexplorer l'd like to add this corollary: don't tell people, but DO keep track of how long it takes you to make shit, because your time is valuable, even when you're still learning, and you need to be able to say “no, fuck you, pay me" when people try to devalue your time. ⏳⌛
Why The Fuck Not: dragons-and-gays
 the most life-changing customer i've ever had at work was a guy
 who came up to me and my coworker when we were at cash and
 said 'hey kids.... wanna see something?'
 and I said sure because why the fuck not, i'm here for a good time
 not a long time, and this motherfucker pulled a railroad spike out of
 his pocket.
 A GODDAMN
 ANTIQUE
 RAILROAD
 SPIKE
 It was a fucking foot long chunk of steel that weighed about five
 pounds on its own so i was like 'huh.... neat'
 and he said 'wait. there's more' and he took out a screwdriver. inlaid
 into the head of the spike. 'things aren't always as they appear' he
 said as he unscrewed the bit and pulled out of this goddamn
 railroad spike
 a statue
 a tiny, tiny golden statue stood on the base of this flathead screw. it
 was a tiny golden man standing next to a tiny golden flower with
 gemstones in the petals. the whole thing was smaller than my
 thumbnail is tall. it was detailed enough that the tiny man had facial
 features. it was amazing.
 'oh my god,' i said. 'how long did it take you to make that?'
 'here's a word of advice,' he said, 'never answer that question when
 people ask it. it devalues your work. you'll get faster and better at
 things, and be able to make more art in less time. they don't need to
 know about the process, just the product'.
 and he left and that's the one artistic piece of advice i definitely
 wanna hold to.
 don't tell people how long it takes to make shit.
 rowantheexplorer
 l'd like to add this corollary: don't tell people, but DO keep track of
 how long it takes you to make shit, because your time is valuable,
 even when you're still learning, and you need to be able to say “no,
 fuck you, pay me" when people try to devalue your time.
⏳⌛

⏳⌛

Why The Fuck Not: Buncha others are doing it so why the fuck not
Why The Fuck Not: Buncha others are doing it so why the fuck not

Buncha others are doing it so why the fuck not

Why The Fuck Not: My self esteem is the equivalent of garbage, but everybody else is doing it, so why the fuck not.
Why The Fuck Not: My self esteem is the equivalent of garbage, but everybody else is doing it, so why the fuck not.

My self esteem is the equivalent of garbage, but everybody else is doing it, so why the fuck not.

Why The Fuck Not: 2h 486430513 JPG 93KB(926 x 898) 1 Reply >>486418646 (OP) >Be me >Stuck in captivity for years after my arch nemesis sticks me in a container for a few years >Seethe.jpeg >Eventually some bitch bails me out >She's super fucking interested in the shit I do but she's a 6/10 desu >We talk for a couple of years, still on board with most of my shit >One day she suggests we try it again "Sure, why the fuck not, I got time to kill" >Plan shit out for a few months, she's got a hotel where she plans to devise the entire plan Cool shit >Make some spiel invite and invite nemesis's friends to bitch's hotel >Lmao they fell for it >Oh my fucking god they fell for it >Wait a few minutes for them to arrive, turn the tables on their ass and trap them in paintings >Lastly, Luigi >The fucker gets away again >SeetheHarder.jpeg >Bitch says she's got it "Sure, if you say so Whore" >Luigi gets better and better >He finds the fucks I captured, keeps getting stronger while defeating my foil-fuckers >l ask her if she's still handling it >More lies Take the portraits I used to capture my nemesis's friends to stall time >The fucker steals more foil-fuck ghosts She eventually steals the Bitch I was stuck with "Thank fuck-I mean, Oh Fuck" >MAXIMUMSEETHE.J peg >Face my nemesis once and for all, capture his other friends in a giant picture frame >l face him off myself >He still wins >He still fucking wins >He still god damn fucking wins >Go back into captivity again next to annoying-Bitch >Mfw Anon hates Luigi
Why The Fuck Not: 2h 486430513
 JPG 93KB(926 x 898)
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 >>486418646 (OP)
 >Be me
 >Stuck in captivity for years after my arch nemesis sticks
 me in a container for a few years
 >Seethe.jpeg
 >Eventually some bitch bails me out
 >She's super fucking interested in the shit I do but she's a
 6/10 desu
 >We talk for a couple of years, still on board with most of
 my shit
 >One day she suggests we try it again
 "Sure, why the fuck not, I got time to kill"
 >Plan shit out for a few months, she's got a hotel where
 she plans to devise the entire plan
 Cool shit
 >Make some spiel invite and invite nemesis's friends to
 bitch's hotel
 >Lmao they fell for it
 >Oh my fucking god they fell for it
 >Wait a few minutes for them to arrive, turn the tables on
 their ass and trap them in paintings
 >Lastly, Luigi
 >The fucker gets away again
 >SeetheHarder.jpeg
 >Bitch says she's got it
 "Sure, if you say so Whore"
 >Luigi gets better and better
 >He finds the fucks I captured, keeps getting stronger
 while defeating my foil-fuckers
 >l ask her if she's still handling it
 >More lies
 Take the portraits I used to capture my nemesis's
 friends to stall time
 >The fucker steals more foil-fuck ghosts
 She eventually steals the Bitch I was stuck with
 "Thank fuck-I mean, Oh Fuck"
 >MAXIMUMSEETHE.J peg
 >Face my nemesis once and for all, capture his other
 friends in a giant picture frame
 >l face him off myself
 >He still wins
 >He still fucking wins
 >He still god damn fucking wins
 >Go back into captivity again next to annoying-Bitch
 >Mfw
Anon hates Luigi

Anon hates Luigi

Why The Fuck Not: Anonymous (D wdv7Gilc) 01/28/13(Mon)00 55 48 No 454279 DA FUCK Alright /b/ lemme tell you bout my first time >Be me. 17 7/10 beta as fuck parents are out for the weekend hends" are all busy doing shit decide to go chill at local coffee shop to cheer myself up moping around drinking my fucling $10 coffee 598.5/10 chick working counter sip coffee nervously for half an hour >inally work up courage to ask her name says her name is Raven oh neat, my friend had a raven once, he named it meatbal" whathefuckamisaying gif haha really? one of my frends actually calls me ravioli i somehow manage to flirt with her for a couple of minutes BRAH? start getting super nervous, say I have to head back home gives me her number, says to text her after work >go home, stare at clock waiting for her to get off work 5 o clock hits hey hey anon, whats up? not much, just chillin at home" feeling alpha as fuck, never gotten this far before 'is anyone home, or is it just you? >just me, my parents are away for the weekand 'mind ifi come over? >she wants thed >'yeah, sure, I live on 69 derp streetr" ill be right over Anonymous (ID: wdV7Gilc) 01/28/13(Mon)00 56 32 No 454279934 clean up room at lightning speed ind a pic of fnend with his raven on dresser put it on my headboard, maybe shell think its cute realize haent eaten anything since breakfast old spaghetti in fridge meh, why the fuck not eat like an afican child in a watermelon famine >hear a knock on the door fuck, not finished eating Yout of trashbags decide to just toss it under my bed Popen the door >get on the loor hey anon" oh hey Raven, what are you doing here im a fucking idiot >she laughs, thinks im being funny not much, just came to see a cute guy i like cthatwasacioseone scan i come in anon?" >'yeah, sure sit down on couch, put on a movie halfway through movie she puts her hand on my crotch >instantly get a raging boner looks at me Sto the bedroom? somehow manage to nod Scramble to the bedroom with amazing speed >hops on top of me, takes off my shit forgot i was beta as fuck uck, i dont have any she pulls one out of her cleavage some off brand. great bamer reel or some shit don't question it just pray it doesnt break we fuck viciously for about 5 minutes no idea what im doing we're both about to climax she sees the picture of the raven what the fuck its too late ive already started cumming >close eyes in preparation for this giorious moment >look at picture of meatball start spasming Hairly positve she's bleeding from her vagina at this point the preparations are complete begin my satanic chant MEATBALL MEATBALL SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH RAVIOL, RAVIOL GREAT BARRIER REEF HFW Anon's coming of age Give me the formuoli
Why The Fuck Not: Anonymous (D wdv7Gilc) 01/28/13(Mon)00 55 48 No 454279
 DA FUCK
 Alright /b/ lemme tell you bout my first time
 >Be me. 17
 7/10 beta as fuck
 parents are out for the weekend
 hends" are all busy doing shit
 decide to go chill at local coffee shop to cheer myself up
 moping around drinking my fucling $10 coffee
 598.5/10 chick working counter
 sip coffee nervously for half an hour
 >inally work up courage to ask her name
 says her name is Raven
 oh neat, my friend had a raven once, he named it meatbal"
 whathefuckamisaying gif
 haha really? one of my frends actually calls me ravioli
 i somehow manage to flirt with her for a couple of minutes
 BRAH?
 start getting super nervous, say I have to head back home
 gives me her number, says to text her after work
 >go home, stare at clock waiting for her to get off work
 5 o clock hits
 hey
 hey anon, whats up?
 not much, just chillin at home"
 feeling alpha as fuck, never gotten this far before
 'is anyone home, or is it just you?
 >just me, my parents are away for the weekand
 'mind ifi come over?
 >she wants thed
 >'yeah, sure, I live on 69 derp streetr"
 ill be right over
 Anonymous (ID: wdV7Gilc) 01/28/13(Mon)00 56 32 No 454279934
 clean up room at lightning speed
 ind a pic of fnend with his raven on dresser
 put it on my headboard, maybe shell think its cute
 realize haent eaten anything since breakfast
 old spaghetti in fridge
 meh, why the fuck not
 eat like an afican child in a watermelon famine
 >hear a knock on the door
 fuck, not finished eating
 Yout of trashbags decide to just toss it under my bed
 Popen the door
 >get on the loor
 hey anon"
 oh hey Raven, what are you doing here
 im a fucking idiot
 >she laughs, thinks im being funny
 not much, just came to see a cute guy i like
 cthatwasacioseone
 scan i come in anon?"
 >'yeah, sure
 sit down on couch, put on a movie
 halfway through movie she puts her hand on my crotch
 >instantly get a raging boner
 looks at me
 Sto the bedroom?
 somehow manage to nod
 Scramble to the bedroom with amazing speed
 >hops on top of me, takes off my shit
 forgot i was beta as fuck
 uck, i dont have any
 she pulls one out of her cleavage
 some off brand. great bamer reel or some shit
 don't question it just pray it doesnt break
 we fuck viciously for about 5 minutes
 no idea what im doing
 we're both about to climax
 she sees the picture of the raven
 what the fuck
 its too late
 ive already started cumming
 >close eyes in preparation for this giorious moment
 >look at picture of meatball
 start spasming
 Hairly positve she's bleeding from her vagina at this point
 the preparations are complete
 begin my satanic chant
 MEATBALL MEATBALL SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH RAVIOL, RAVIOL GREAT BARRIER REEF
 HFW
 Anon's coming of age
Give me the formuoli

Give me the formuoli

Why The Fuck Not: Cool Shit That Can Actually Afford PART 3 PART3 0 Remote Controlled Tarantula $13.59 You could seriously scare the shit out of people with this one. Arachnophobia is one of the most common fears among people. l'o recommend using this on someone with headphones in. l've gathered from reviews that it makes a decent amount of noise. USB Thermoelectric Cooler & Warmer $14.99 It's a one can refrigerator. Simple, yet fucking awesome at the same time. It's better than a mini fridge because it makes you drink in moderation.. right? Giant Plush Microbes S9.99 -$19.99 Valentine's Day is coming up and I know some of you out there are single, but don't fret. Now you can give yourself chlamydia! You don't need to go dumpster diving at a sorority house to make friends with these cute little guys. Retron 3 SNES/NES/Genesis Game System $59.99 Yeah, I know."Holy shit peanutbitter this is sixty fucking dollars!" I get it, but I think that if you have the money, this would be a worthwhile investment. Those old consoles in our closets have seen better days. I think it would be nice to get a modern remake of all three in one. It's a hell of a lot cheaper than buying these three consoles back in their day LifeStraw Personal Water Filter $19.99 This could definitely be a life saver. It filters water as you suck it in.I might buy one of these and put it in my glove compartment in my car. If you get stuck in the middle of nowhere, it'd be nice to be able to drink straight from a fucking river iTouchless Bag Resealer $16.98 This is one of those inventions that was just a good fucking idea. Now you never have to go looking for that little chip clip thing that doesn't really work too well at keeping stuf fresh 4,500 Live Ladybugs $17.99 Honestly, I'm not really sure why anybody would want 4,500 ladybugs, but why the fuck not? They're only 18 dollars. That's about 0.4 cents per bug. novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs here
Why The Fuck Not: Cool Shit That
 Can
 Actually Afford
 PART 3
 PART3
 0
 Remote Controlled Tarantula
 $13.59
 You could seriously scare the shit out of
 people with this one. Arachnophobia is one
 of the most common fears among people. l'o
 recommend using this on someone with
 headphones in. l've gathered from reviews
 that it makes a decent amount of noise.

 USB Thermoelectric Cooler & Warmer
 $14.99
 It's a one can refrigerator. Simple, yet
 fucking awesome at the same time. It's
 better than a mini fridge because it makes
 you drink in moderation.. right?
 Giant Plush Microbes
 S9.99 -$19.99
 Valentine's Day is coming up and I know
 some of you out there are single, but don't
 fret. Now you can give yourself chlamydia!
 You don't need to go dumpster diving at a
 sorority house to make friends with these
 cute little guys.

 Retron 3 SNES/NES/Genesis Game System
 $59.99
 Yeah, I know."Holy shit peanutbitter this is
 sixty fucking dollars!" I get it, but I think that
 if you have the
 money, this would be a
 worthwhile investment. Those old consoles
 in our closets have seen better days. I think it
 would be nice to get a modern remake of all
 three in one. It's a hell of a lot cheaper than
 buying these three consoles back in their day
 LifeStraw Personal Water Filter
 $19.99
 This could definitely be a life saver. It filters
 water as you suck it in.I might buy one of
 these and put it in my glove compartment in
 my car. If you get stuck in the middle of
 nowhere, it'd be nice to be able to drink
 straight from a fucking river

 iTouchless Bag Resealer
 $16.98
 This is one of those inventions that was just a
 good fucking idea. Now you never have to go
 looking for that little chip clip thing that
 doesn't really work too well at keeping stuf
 fresh
 4,500 Live Ladybugs
 $17.99
 Honestly, I'm not really sure why anybody
 would want 4,500 ladybugs, but why the fuck
 not? They're only 18 dollars. That's about 0.4
 cents per bug.
novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs here

novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs here