won


                    
                    
                

🔥 | Latest

News, Tumblr, and Wow: Border Collie responds to the dangers ot tetehine ssoees, debatn. Border Collie respor Woof woot wooft Woooopoft Woof woott Woof woof woof. Pant pant. Woof! Woof woof wooft Pant pant pant Vip! Yipt Vp yip yip yipt Pant pant pant. Grrevrss GFFEFETFY Grrr Grrr woof! Woot Grrrrt Wooll Gerrrt Pant pant Kuff rurt ruff ruff ru Rufmt Rrrrruf Lick lick lick. Rulft Ruff, ruff, ruff, rufl Whine whine whinimine. Rafft Ruff ruff. Whine whine whine whine. Woof Grrrr. 『rrrrrrrr. Grrrrrrrr, Grrrr Woont Woot Grrrrt Wooft Pant pant Grrrt. GrrEFFIEIr. Wooft Wooooooof! Woof woof woof. GrrFITE. Wooft Wooft Grrrrt won Grrrrrrrrrrrr. Grrr, Grrr Grrrrrrrr. Jess, a concerned S year-s Bow wow wowt Bowt Bowt Bow wow Collie from Christchurch. wow wowt Sniff sniff sniffT soiff. Sniff. Pant. woof woof Woooooooft Woof! Woof Bow! Bow! Bow wow wow wow! Bow! Bows Bow wow wow wo Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow wow wow! Bow Wooft wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Pant wow! Sniff sniff. Sniff sniff sniff sniff Woof! Woof! Woooooof woof woof pant. Owt Owt Ow ow woof? Sniff sniff. Woof! Woof! Woof woof woof! woof! Woof woof woof!, Yip! Yip! Yip yip yip yip! Pant pant slobber Owwwwwwwwwww! Pant pant pant. RrT Ruff! Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruf Grrrr. Grrrr. Yipt Yip! Yip yip yip Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruf p! Vip! Yip yip yip yip yip! Pant Lick lick lick. Ruf Ru pant. Yip yip yip yip! Pant pant. Grrrr. Whine whine whii Grrrrrrrrr. Grrrrrrrr. Ruff! Ruff ruff ruff. Whine whine w Ruff ruff ruff ruff rufft Grrrt Wooft Pant pant pant. Yip! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Grrr. Grr, GrrrTIT. Pant Yip! Yip! Yip yip yip Pant pant pant Grrm Woof Woof! Woof woof woof. GrrmrEEr. Slobber sl yip! Yi pant pant. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Oh, Let’s See What’s In The News Today
News, Tumblr, and Wow: Border Collie responds to the dangers ot tetehine ssoees, debatn.
 Border Collie respor
 Woof
 woot wooft Woooopoft Woof woott
 Woof
 woof woof. Pant pant. Woof! Woof
 woof wooft Pant pant pant Vip! Yipt Vp
 yip yip yipt Pant pant pant. Grrevrss
 GFFEFETFY Grrr Grrr woof! Woot
 Grrrrt Wooll Gerrrt Pant pant
 Kuff rurt ruff ruff ru Rufmt Rrrrruf
 Lick lick lick. Rulft Ruff, ruff, ruff, rufl
 Whine whine whinimine. Rafft Ruff ruff.
 Whine whine whine whine. Woof
 Grrrr.
 『rrrrrrrr.
 Grrrrrrrr,
 Grrrr
 Woont Woot Grrrrt Wooft Pant pant
 Grrrt. GrrEFFIEIr. Wooft Wooooooof! Woof
 woof woof. GrrFITE. Wooft Wooft Grrrrt
 won Grrrrrrrrrrrr. Grrr, Grrr Grrrrrrrr.
 Jess, a concerned S year-s
 Bow wow wowt Bowt Bowt Bow wow Collie from Christchurch.
 wow wowt Sniff sniff sniffT soiff. Sniff. Pant.
 woof woof
 Woooooooft Woof! Woof
 Bow! Bow! Bow wow wow wow! Bow! Bows Bow wow wow wo
 Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow wow wow! Bow Wooft
 wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Pant
 wow! Sniff sniff. Sniff sniff sniff sniff
 Woof! Woof! Woooooof woof woof pant. Owt Owt Ow ow
 woof? Sniff sniff. Woof! Woof! Woof woof
 woof! woof! Woof woof woof!, Yip! Yip!
 Yip yip yip yip! Pant pant slobber
 Owwwwwwwwwww!
 Pant pant pant. RrT
 Ruff! Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruf
 Grrrr. Grrrr. Yipt Yip! Yip yip yip Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruf
 p! Vip! Yip yip yip yip yip! Pant Lick lick lick. Ruf Ru
 pant. Yip yip yip yip! Pant pant. Grrrr. Whine whine whii
 Grrrrrrrrr. Grrrrrrrr. Ruff! Ruff ruff ruff. Whine whine w
 Ruff ruff ruff ruff rufft Grrrt Wooft Pant pant pant. Yip!
 Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Grrr. Grr, GrrrTIT. Pant Yip! Yip! Yip yip yip
 Pant pant pant Grrm
 Woof Woof! Woof woof woof. GrrmrEEr. Slobber sl
 yip! Yi
 pant pant.
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

Oh, Let’s See What’s In The News Today

epicjohndoe: Oh, Let’s See What’s In The News Today

Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences
Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE
 WAS A BAR FIGHT
 Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub
 when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint
 Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new
 beer stains on its trouser leg
 Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view
 Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
 Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for
 the cleaning of Austria's trousers.
 Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
 Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at.
 Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone.
 Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so.
 Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat
 its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene
 Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is
 looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
 Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render
 Russia incapable of such action anymore.
 Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium
 Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they
 come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.
 Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.
 France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany
 punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other
 Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over
 Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's
 side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
 Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard
 feelings because Britain made Australia do it.
 France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and
 carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets
 knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete
 personality change
 Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over
 anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room
 chanting
 America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching
 from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a
 barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself
 By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is
 shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the
 first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is
 still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy
 drinks for all their friends
epicjohndoe:

World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences