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Ash, Bad, and Beef: THE SPELLBINDING NATIONAL BESTSELLER Hartty Potter CH A P TER THIRTEEN THE HANDSOME ONE he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself. If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive," confessed the reasonable Hermione 271. CHADTER THIRTEE N "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds. "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated, quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done. "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings." The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing pain. "I think it's closed," he noticed. "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried. Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters who looked bad. "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater. "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek. "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's magic 272 THE HANDSOME ONE Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment. "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely saic How To Dance. so Hermione dipped his face in mud. Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly. ermione nodded encour Eater was wearing a shirt that said Hermione Has Forgotten Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded. "Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched. "Not so handsome now." thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been. The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded. Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at school The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: You are Hagrid now." CH A P TER T HIR TEE N We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus. The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe. "I'm Harry Potter, Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy! An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel
Ash, Bad, and Beef: THE SPELLBINDING NATIONAL BESTSELLER
 Hartty Potter

 CH A P TER THIRTEEN
 THE HANDSOME ONE
 he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically
 magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black
 ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from
 Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture
 Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very
 good
 Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked
 across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there
 and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and
 immediately began to eat Hermione's family
 Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.
 If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive,"
 confessed the reasonable Hermione
 271.

 CHADTER THIRTEE N
 "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron
 was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think
 about birds.
 "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated,
 quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He
 wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not
 have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.
 "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death
 Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings."
 The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside
 the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches
 are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked
 at Hermione with searing pain.
 "I think it's closed," he noticed.
 "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They
 looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and
 asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was
 "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried.
 Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of
 Death Eaters who looked bad.
 "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater.
 "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death
 Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek.
 "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back
 again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they
 all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's
 magic
 272

 THE HANDSOME ONE
 Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind
 him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from
 his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his
 eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment.
 "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry
 savagely saic
 How To Dance. so Hermione dipped his face in mud.
 Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly.
 ermione nodded encour
 Eater was wearing a shirt that said Hermione Has Forgotten
 Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded.
 "Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly
 reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light
 shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched.
 "Not so handsome now." thought Harry as he dipped
 Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead
 now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been.
 The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning
 chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks
 with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded.
 Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's
 hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at
 school
 The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog
 Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head:
 You are Hagrid now."

 CH A P TER T HIR TEE N
 We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get
 rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus.
 The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The
 Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about
 to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked
 Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell
 down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe.
 "I'm Harry Potter, Harry began yelling. "The dark arts
 better be worried, oh boy!
An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel

An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel

Bad, Memes, and Control: 41 WORRYING WILL NEVER CHANGE THE OUTCOME @MILLIONAIRE MENTOR Who are the worriers? Why are some people so prone to "what if disease," while others merely worry about something when it happens? But you may ask… why do they worry? People worry because they think something bad will happen or could happen, so they activate a “hyper-vigilant” strategy of worry and think that 'if I worry I can prevent this bad thing from happening or catch it early. (Which is BS) So here millmentor is bringing some WORRY-busting steps!👇 ✔️Make a list of your worries. Identify what you are worried about. (Easy one) ✔️Analyze the list. Look at whether your worry is productive or unproductive. - Productive worry is one that you can do something about right now. - Unproductive worry is one which you can't do anything about. ✔️Embrace uncertainty. Once you have isolated your unproductive worries, it's time to identify what you need to accept in order to get over them. Acceptance means noticing that uncertainty exists and letting go and focusing on the things that you can control, enjoy, or appreciate. ✔️Make yourself uncomfortable. Worriers feel that they can't tolerate discomfort, but if you practice discomfort, you will accomplish a lot more. So GET UNCOMFORTABLE. ✔️Remember that it's never as bad as you think it will be. Anxiety or worry is all about anticipation. The 'what ifs' are always way worse than how you feel when something actually happens. - Did you like my millmentor tips? Drop a comment below and let me know what you think!👇👇 - worry whatif success mindset millionairementor
Bad, Memes, and Control: 41
 WORRYING WILL NEVER
 CHANGE THE OUTCOME
 @MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
Who are the worriers? Why are some people so prone to "what if disease," while others merely worry about something when it happens? But you may ask… why do they worry? People worry because they think something bad will happen or could happen, so they activate a “hyper-vigilant” strategy of worry and think that 'if I worry I can prevent this bad thing from happening or catch it early. (Which is BS) So here millmentor is bringing some WORRY-busting steps!👇 ✔️Make a list of your worries. Identify what you are worried about. (Easy one) ✔️Analyze the list. Look at whether your worry is productive or unproductive. - Productive worry is one that you can do something about right now. - Unproductive worry is one which you can't do anything about. ✔️Embrace uncertainty. Once you have isolated your unproductive worries, it's time to identify what you need to accept in order to get over them. Acceptance means noticing that uncertainty exists and letting go and focusing on the things that you can control, enjoy, or appreciate. ✔️Make yourself uncomfortable. Worriers feel that they can't tolerate discomfort, but if you practice discomfort, you will accomplish a lot more. So GET UNCOMFORTABLE. ✔️Remember that it's never as bad as you think it will be. Anxiety or worry is all about anticipation. The 'what ifs' are always way worse than how you feel when something actually happens. - Did you like my millmentor tips? Drop a comment below and let me know what you think!👇👇 - worry whatif success mindset millionairementor

Who are the worriers? Why are some people so prone to "what if disease," while others merely worry about something when it happens? But you ...

Af, Bless Up, and Bodies : u/EyeBrowsReddit84 ld i.redd.it A three hour drive to the ocean is worth it for old man Stan. I’m worried I’ve opened a flood gate with y’all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma need to start a whole new IG account on hygiene only 😩. With that said one of my followers commented today: “I’m dying😂😂😂I sent a guy into the shower once after he unzipped his pants and I caught a sniff of his sweaty HAIRY balls. I told him to clean himself and shave. He came out with bald patches and kinky patches that still stunk🤢🤢🤢”. Ok this raises two extremely important points, lemme address them in turn. (1) Some of y’all don’t know how to shower and need a full aura reboot - reset - recleanse. Go directly to Traders Joe. Buy a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s peppermint liquid wash. This shit will strip paint off cars. Turn the shower as hot as it go (UNLESS u live in the housing projects then DON’T DO THIS - project water get hot af lol I assume no responsibility for u cooking yourself.) Squirt a palm full of Dr. Bronners. Now physically violate the inside space between yo balls and yo thigh and also yo a$$ crack. Some of y’all have never since yo mama stopped bathing u actually washed this area properly. Go deep. Make it hurt a little. U feel me? Go hard. (2) For some of y’all the overall nastiness has seeped and stained into your body hair and now that body hair is a repository for stankariffic stankotry. When I said on here I shave my pits and PP some of u women got on here like “NOOOO PUBIC HAIR IS SEXY EW!” Yeah. Till u with Nasty Ned who make u vomit from his pube hair smell. Hand Ned a razor and a bar of soap. Ned, shave it all from the neck down. It’s rebirthing time. P.s. as I’ve detailed in previous posts, the Dr. Bronner’s soap is so potent that it will burn a lil bit when u pee. This isn’t an STD. This is the opening of yo PP finally being clean. Some of your bodies won’t be used to this and it will take adjustment but it will be worth it AF, I promise y’all - CLEANLINESS IS HOLINESS BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Af, Bless Up, and Bodies : u/EyeBrowsReddit84 ld i.redd.it
 A three hour drive to the ocean is worth it for
 old man Stan.
I’m worried I’ve opened a flood gate with y’all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma need to start a whole new IG account on hygiene only 😩. With that said one of my followers commented today: “I’m dying😂😂😂I sent a guy into the shower once after he unzipped his pants and I caught a sniff of his sweaty HAIRY balls. I told him to clean himself and shave. He came out with bald patches and kinky patches that still stunk🤢🤢🤢”. Ok this raises two extremely important points, lemme address them in turn. (1) Some of y’all don’t know how to shower and need a full aura reboot - reset - recleanse. Go directly to Traders Joe. Buy a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s peppermint liquid wash. This shit will strip paint off cars. Turn the shower as hot as it go (UNLESS u live in the housing projects then DON’T DO THIS - project water get hot af lol I assume no responsibility for u cooking yourself.) Squirt a palm full of Dr. Bronners. Now physically violate the inside space between yo balls and yo thigh and also yo a$$ crack. Some of y’all have never since yo mama stopped bathing u actually washed this area properly. Go deep. Make it hurt a little. U feel me? Go hard. (2) For some of y’all the overall nastiness has seeped and stained into your body hair and now that body hair is a repository for stankariffic stankotry. When I said on here I shave my pits and PP some of u women got on here like “NOOOO PUBIC HAIR IS SEXY EW!” Yeah. Till u with Nasty Ned who make u vomit from his pube hair smell. Hand Ned a razor and a bar of soap. Ned, shave it all from the neck down. It’s rebirthing time. P.s. as I’ve detailed in previous posts, the Dr. Bronner’s soap is so potent that it will burn a lil bit when u pee. This isn’t an STD. This is the opening of yo PP finally being clean. Some of your bodies won’t be used to this and it will take adjustment but it will be worth it AF, I promise y’all - CLEANLINESS IS HOLINESS BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

I’m worried I’ve opened a flood gate with y’all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma...

College, Confidence, and Crime: Campus Security Guard Accidentally Shoots Himself and Tells Police lt Was a Black Man in a Hoodie and "Short Afro" @balleralert Campus Security Guard Accidentally Shoots Himself and Tells Police It Was a Black Man in a Hoodie and “Short Afro” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tuesday night, Minnesota College was placed on locked down after a security guard said he was shot and assaulted by a black man with a “short Afro, wearing a hoodie. The guard’s claim prompted a lockdown of 1,800 students and summoned 55 police officers, a state patrol helicopter and four K-9 units. Problem is, there was no assailant. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The following day, BrentAhlers allegedly admitted he hadn’t been assaulted by a black man, but that he accidently shot himself in the shoulder on the St. Catherine University campus in St. Paul, Minn. According to reports, Ahlers was not even permitted to carry a gun. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the NY Daily News, while officials refused to take the guard’s report lightly, their reservations about Ahler’s kept them from releasing a description of the alleged perpetrator. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I think early on, some of the facts of this case weren’t adding up for us,” St. Paul Police Sgt said in a press conference. “We didn’t have the confidence in the description to act on it.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ahlers has been charged with falsely reporting a crime, which is a misdemeanor. He told officials that he was simply worried about losing his job, as the school doesn’t allow its guards to carry a weapon. However, the school relieved Ahler’s of his duties, revealing it “strongly condemns racial discrimination, racial stereotyping, and racial profiling of any kind.”
College, Confidence, and Crime: Campus Security Guard Accidentally
 Shoots Himself and Tells Police lt Was a
 Black Man in a Hoodie and "Short Afro"
 @balleralert
Campus Security Guard Accidentally Shoots Himself and Tells Police It Was a Black Man in a Hoodie and “Short Afro” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tuesday night, Minnesota College was placed on locked down after a security guard said he was shot and assaulted by a black man with a “short Afro, wearing a hoodie. The guard’s claim prompted a lockdown of 1,800 students and summoned 55 police officers, a state patrol helicopter and four K-9 units. Problem is, there was no assailant. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The following day, BrentAhlers allegedly admitted he hadn’t been assaulted by a black man, but that he accidently shot himself in the shoulder on the St. Catherine University campus in St. Paul, Minn. According to reports, Ahlers was not even permitted to carry a gun. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the NY Daily News, while officials refused to take the guard’s report lightly, their reservations about Ahler’s kept them from releasing a description of the alleged perpetrator. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I think early on, some of the facts of this case weren’t adding up for us,” St. Paul Police Sgt said in a press conference. “We didn’t have the confidence in the description to act on it.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ahlers has been charged with falsely reporting a crime, which is a misdemeanor. He told officials that he was simply worried about losing his job, as the school doesn’t allow its guards to carry a weapon. However, the school relieved Ahler’s of his duties, revealing it “strongly condemns racial discrimination, racial stereotyping, and racial profiling of any kind.”

Campus Security Guard Accidentally Shoots Himself and Tells Police It Was a Black Man in a Hoodie and “Short Afro” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀...