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Tumblr, Blog, and Movie: loreweaver-universe:you know I think this might be my favorite frame of peter b parker in the entire movie

loreweaver-universe:you know I think this might be my favorite frame of peter b parker in the entire movie

Ass, Birthday, and Comfortable: Excuse generator Use your birthday to generate an excuse January February March April May June 16 I don't give a shit 17 I was drunk I'm sorry I'm soooo sorry Honestly... You know what? 1 I didn't feel like it 2 forgot 3 I rewatched GBBO 18 It was far too boring 19 I just found out l'm a ghost instead 4 I watched porn instead 20 My dong was too itchy 5 I do what I want Hey, fuck you buddy Don't look at me like that It won't happen again, but 21 I spent the night learning to 6 *points at crotch* 7 I have diarrhoea riverdance 22 It's none of your concern! ul 8 My fucking dog ate it 23 Your expectations are too high 9 Homework is for dicks 24 You're not the boss of me 10 It's none of your August Look me in the eye September You know why, Bob?! October For the last time November think you know December You wanna know why 25 I am filled with existential angst 26 I'm too cool for this shit. business. 11 I've been thinking a lot 27 My STls are acting up 28 My bed is too comfortable 29 Why don't you ask your mum about Brexit I didn't do your stupid 12 Yolo. Yolo 13 I'm not a dork 14 Shut up, that's why. 15 l have a life why I didn't do it? SM.S 30 It would have been shit anyway. 31 I didn't feel like doing something STUDENT MONEY SAVER dumb today imstuckathome12: xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx: green-cryptid: mystical-blue-jellyfish: wanderinglilweirdo: tiggyloo: cutie-quinn: sky-uppercunt: ryannandreww: edgarahoe: apathbetweenthestars: dontkillbirds: brutusfeels: doodle-dumpingground: madd-of-the-dead: the-regeneratin-degenerate: foxrat: “it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that “I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me “It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use “Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost! Don’t look at me like that.  My bed is too comfortable. “You know what? I have diarrhea.” “Honestly…it’s none of your business “ For the last time i watched GBBO instead Oh gosh, august 4th I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit” “You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!” …..i love it “I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.” The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it. hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why. Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst “You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-
Ass, Birthday, and Comfortable: Excuse generator
 Use your birthday to generate an excuse
 January
 February
 March
 April
 May
 June
 16 I don't give a shit
 17 I was drunk
 I'm sorry
 I'm soooo sorry
 Honestly...
 You know what?
 1 I didn't feel like it
 2 forgot
 3 I rewatched GBBO
 18 It was far too boring
 19 I just found out l'm a ghost
 instead
 4 I watched porn instead 20 My dong was too itchy
 5 I do what I want
 Hey, fuck you buddy
 Don't look at me like
 that
 It won't happen again,
 but
 21 I spent the night learning to
 6 *points at crotch*
 7 I have diarrhoea
 riverdance
 22 It's none of your concern!
 ul
 8 My fucking dog ate it 23 Your expectations are too high
 9 Homework is for dicks 24 You're not the boss of me
 10 It's none of your
 August Look me in the eye
 September You know why, Bob?!
 October For the last time
 November think you know
 December You wanna know why
 25 I am filled with existential angst
 26 I'm too cool for this shit.
 business.
 11 I've been thinking a lot 27 My STls are acting up
 28 My bed is too comfortable
 29 Why don't you ask your mum
 about Brexit
 I didn't do your stupid
 12 Yolo. Yolo
 13 I'm not a dork
 14 Shut up, that's why.
 15 l have a life
 why I didn't do it?
 SM.S
 30 It would have been shit anyway.
 31 I didn't feel like doing something
 STUDENT MONEY SAVER
 dumb today
imstuckathome12:

xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx:

green-cryptid:

mystical-blue-jellyfish:
wanderinglilweirdo:


tiggyloo:

cutie-quinn:

sky-uppercunt:


ryannandreww:


edgarahoe:


apathbetweenthestars:


dontkillbirds:

brutusfeels:


doodle-dumpingground:


madd-of-the-dead:

the-regeneratin-degenerate:

foxrat:
“it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that

“I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me


“It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use

“Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD


Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun


Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost!

Don’t look at me like that.  My bed is too comfortable.


“You know what? I have diarrhea.”


“Honestly…it’s none of your business “


For the last time i watched GBBO instead


Oh gosh, august 4th


I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit”

“You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!”
…..i love it


“I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.” 
The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it. 

hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways

im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why.

Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst

“You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-

imstuckathome12: xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx: green-cryptid: mystical-blue-jellyfish: wanderinglilweirdo: tiggyloo: cutie-quinn: sky-upperc...

Beautiful, Head, and Life: vulpeculavolans: warmbrightedits: Southern Comfort (2001) A beautiful scene featuring transgender man Robert Eades and his transgender girlfriend Lola. [TRANSCRIPT: Robert: – and now she’s coming out, full blown… she is something else. Lola: Oh, please, stop it. Robert: What? I’m just telling her how wonderful you are, and how beautiful, and how organised, and… Lola: Actually, you know, I really should put all of this on tape, you know? For when I’m not feeling so great. Robert: Sweetheart, it is on tape.  [BOTH LAUGH] Robert: Just in the last couple of months now, it’s come on real strong, but she just really blushes! I can get her to blush all the way from head to toe. See? And she can’t deal with it! She’s never blushed like that before! Lola: [SIGHS] [BOTH LAUGH] Robert: All my life, I’ve been looking for the perfect woman… and all this time, she’s been right there in front of me, and I didn’t even realise it, ‘cause I never thought I’d have a chance with her. Lola: Why? You’re like… completely loveable. Robert: To be loved by you, that’s… that’s… Lola: I had no notion, to think that we would have this little fling. Robert: That’s what I feel - we have this nice friendship, we can’t go out, we have fun together, we got no entanglements and stuff and then - bam! Just… all of a sudden, next thing I know, we’re in love with each other and we can’t stop it. END TRANSCRIPT]
Beautiful, Head, and Life: vulpeculavolans:

warmbrightedits:

Southern Comfort (2001)
A beautiful scene featuring transgender man Robert Eades and his transgender girlfriend Lola.

[TRANSCRIPT:
Robert: – and now she’s coming out, full blown… she is something else.
Lola: Oh, please, stop it.
Robert: What? I’m just telling her how wonderful you are, and how beautiful, and how organised, and…
Lola: Actually, you know, I really should put all of this on tape, you know? For when I’m not feeling so great.
Robert: Sweetheart, it is on tape. 
[BOTH LAUGH]
Robert: Just in the last couple of months now, it’s come on real strong, but she just really blushes! I can get her to blush all the way from head to toe. See? And she can’t deal with it! She’s never blushed like that before!
Lola: [SIGHS]
[BOTH LAUGH]
Robert: All my life, I’ve been looking for the perfect woman… and all this time, she’s been right there in front of me, and I didn’t even realise it, ‘cause I never thought I’d have a chance with her.
Lola: Why? You’re like… completely loveable.
Robert: To be loved by you, that’s… that’s…
Lola: I had no notion, to think that we would have this little fling.
Robert: That’s what I feel - we have this nice friendship, we can’t go out, we have fun together, we got no entanglements and stuff and then - bam! Just… all of a sudden, next thing I know, we’re in love with each other and we can’t stop it.
END TRANSCRIPT]

vulpeculavolans: warmbrightedits: Southern Comfort (2001) A beautiful scene featuring transgender man Robert Eades and his transgender gir...

Gif, God, and Krispy Kreme: Billy, Just Billy @BillyArmagh A Sassy Gay Republican DRAMA in Four Acts. Sassy Gay Republican @sassygayrepub As a young adult in perfect health, why should I be FORCED to pay for insurance l don't want and likely won't need? 06/03/2017, 22:37 7 Retweets 8 Likes Sassy Gay Republican @sassygayrepub Yo Bernie, you're a self-proclaimed "expert" on healthcare. Tell me...how many are dying in these massive wait lists for "free healthcare?" 2017-08-12, 2:30 PM 59 Retweets 146 Likes Sassy Gay Republican 2017-08-12 v Replying to @sassygayrepub I know when Krispy Kreme gives "free" donuts there's an hour long wait line so I was wondering how many come & wait for "free" healthcare? Sassy Gay Republican @sassyg.. .6d v Just letting you guys know I'm in recovery. If you have the time, please read. If you can, please help out & share. dl Serious Car Accident As many of you know, I was involved... gofundme.com Sassy Gay Republican @sassy....21h Guys pls pray for me during this rough time. Really didn't plan on insurance bailing on me. I'Il see what God wants me to do. 55 t34270 Sassy Gay Republican @sassy.. 21h v Insurance: Don't worry, we've got you covered!:) Me: *files claim* Thank you!! Insurance: LMAO! Ur on ur own & we raising ur rates. Sassy Gay Republican @sassy... 21h What do you recommend I do from here on out? Talk to Ins? Hire a Lawyer? File for Bankruptcy. My insurance doesn't wanna cover collision. tethmos: gwens-deaf-auntie: God sometimes karma comes through clutch
Gif, God, and Krispy Kreme: Billy, Just Billy
 @BillyArmagh
 A Sassy Gay Republican DRAMA in
 Four Acts.

 Sassy Gay Republican
 @sassygayrepub
 As a young adult in perfect
 health, why should I be
 FORCED to pay for insurance l
 don't want and likely won't
 need?
 06/03/2017, 22:37
 7 Retweets 8 Likes

 Sassy Gay Republican
 @sassygayrepub
 Yo Bernie, you're a self-proclaimed
 "expert" on healthcare. Tell me...how
 many are dying in these massive wait
 lists for "free healthcare?"
 2017-08-12, 2:30 PM
 59 Retweets 146 Likes
 Sassy Gay Republican 2017-08-12 v
 Replying to @sassygayrepub
 I know when Krispy Kreme gives "free"
 donuts there's an hour long wait line so
 I was wondering how many come & wait
 for "free" healthcare?

 Sassy Gay Republican @sassyg.. .6d v
 Just letting you guys know I'm in
 recovery. If you have the time, please
 read. If you can, please help out &
 share.
 dl
 Serious Car Accident
 As many of you know, I was involved...
 gofundme.com

 Sassy Gay Republican @sassy....21h
 Guys pls pray for me during this rough
 time. Really didn't plan on insurance
 bailing on me. I'Il see what God wants
 me to do.
 55 t34270
 Sassy Gay Republican @sassy.. 21h v
 Insurance: Don't worry, we've got you
 covered!:)
 Me: *files claim* Thank you!!
 Insurance: LMAO! Ur on ur own & we
 raising ur rates.
 Sassy Gay Republican @sassy... 21h
 What do you recommend I do from here
 on out? Talk to Ins? Hire a Lawyer? File
 for Bankruptcy. My insurance doesn't
 wanna cover collision.
tethmos:
gwens-deaf-auntie:



God sometimes karma comes through clutch

tethmos: gwens-deaf-auntie: God sometimes karma comes through clutch