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Batman, God, and Huh: feynites Seeing John Mulaney do his 'Robot Test bit has given me a strong desire to see him play a live action Riddler. But not like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Like, let's make a John Mulaney version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn't correct without seeming rude. And now supposedly he's committed to killing Batman but he doesn't actually want to be the cause of a mans death so he just obfuscates things with 'clues' and 'riddles' and 'battles of wits' until Batman inevitably defeats him and he's just like 'oh thank god please don't hit me Batman's like 'you need help Nigma' and he's just like 'yeah that's fair, I should probably look into seeing somebody at this point, I became a supervillain because of social anxiety and that might just be a red flag you know?" arkhamkjay @mrsmosby-wannabe only-ten-percent-clever "Hey, Batman, think you've seen everything, huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well you'll never guess what I let loose in there!" feynites "Riddle me this, what has four hooves and presents a massive health and safety violation?" siraranispleased "l see you there, Batman. And I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing." Source: feynites 90'71 4 notes > ;tiis Im glad there exists a comedian who so perfectly fits tumblrs sense of humor
Batman, God, and Huh: feynites
 Seeing John Mulaney do his 'Robot Test bit
 has given me a strong desire to see him play
 a live action Riddler.
 But not like, as any character other than John
 Mulaney? Like, let's make a John Mulaney
 version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially
 awkward disaster man who somehow
 becomes a supervillain because of a
 misunderstanding he couldn't correct without
 seeming rude. And now supposedly he's
 committed to killing Batman but he doesn't
 actually want to be the cause of a mans
 death so he just obfuscates things with 'clues'
 and 'riddles' and 'battles of wits' until Batman
 inevitably defeats him and he's just like 'oh
 thank god please don't hit me
 Batman's like 'you need help Nigma' and he's
 just like 'yeah that's fair, I should probably look
 into seeing somebody at this point, I became
 a supervillain because of social anxiety and
 that might just be a red flag you know?"
 arkhamkjay
 @mrsmosby-wannabe
 only-ten-percent-clever
 "Hey, Batman, think you've seen everything,
 huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You
 know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well
 you'll never guess what I let loose in there!"
 feynites
 "Riddle me this, what has four hooves
 and presents a massive health and
 safety violation?"
 siraranispleased
 "l see you there, Batman. And I also don't want
 me to be doing what I'm doing."
 Source: feynites
 90'71 4 notes > ;tiis
Im glad there exists a comedian who so perfectly fits tumblrs sense of humor

Im glad there exists a comedian who so perfectly fits tumblrs sense of humor

Come Over, Dude, and Fucking: 0,A 24% 5:15 Bread Saturday 938 PM I'm ready to get this bread U sure about that?? Oh yeah, I'm always ready for bread Do you like bread? I fucking love bread Do you like getting choked? Saturday 1116 PM Excuse me? Oh c'mon, you know the 'Let's get this bread' meme but not the "Do you like bread" meme? What a disappointment ....I'm unaware of that meme Follow up question: Will you come over tomorrow? Ahhhhh l've been enlightened If you're gonna be bread you've gotta go all the way, dig deep, and become the bread you were meant to be Saturday 11:43 PM You're right I was so unprepared It's all rye-te. You'll do breader next time Damn I need to step my bread game up If you don't improve soon people like me are going to show you up and you'll be toast Today 12:52 AM FRANK you're killing me Sorry, I'm just on a roll Bread? I really can't think of anything damn I made this account for fun now I feel inadequate Wow, usually it's the other people on tinder making me feel inadequate, this is s nice change of pace. There's no need to feel sourdough, cheer up! You're a fuckin baller frank I'm glad I could help Thanks, now I don't feel so pita-ful anymore I've been hitting you with these bread puns naan-stop I hope it hasn't been bothering you too much I fuckin love it how are you so damn clever Are you googling bread puns Nope, just coming up with them off of the top of my bread Marry me I don't think I'm bready for that kind of commitment yet... I appreciate the offer dough My heart is broken frank You're just moving a little too fast for me is all. If we just slow down and take our time I promise it'll be worth the wheat Today 1:58 AM I loaf you There you go, now you're getting it. Donut give up you're doing great Well, it's time for me to bake a nap, I can hit you with more bread puns after my yeast rises out of bed in the morning You bread my mind!! Today 4:49 PM Btw do you mind if I post this conversation to Breaddit and get some karma? Today 5:15 PM Dude go for it GIF Type a I was bready for this
Come Over, Dude, and Fucking: 0,A 24%
 5:15
 Bread
 Saturday 938 PM
 I'm ready to get this bread
 U sure about that??
 Oh yeah, I'm always ready for bread
 Do you like bread?
 I fucking love bread
 Do you like getting choked?
 Saturday 1116 PM
 Excuse me?
 Oh c'mon, you know the 'Let's get this bread' meme
 but not the "Do you like bread" meme?
 What a disappointment
 ....I'm unaware of that meme
 Follow up question:
 Will you come over tomorrow?
 Ahhhhh l've been enlightened
 If you're gonna be bread you've gotta go all the way,
 dig deep, and become the bread you were meant to
 be
 Saturday 11:43 PM
 You're right I was so unprepared
 It's all rye-te. You'll do breader next time
 Damn I need to step my bread game up
 If you don't improve soon people like me are going to
 show you up and you'll be toast
 Today 12:52 AM
 FRANK you're killing me
 Sorry, I'm just on a roll
 Bread?
 I really can't think of anything damn
 I made this account for fun now I feel inadequate
 Wow, usually it's the other people on tinder making me
 feel inadequate, this is s nice change of pace. There's
 no need to feel sourdough, cheer up!
 You're a fuckin baller frank I'm glad I could help
 Thanks, now I don't feel so pita-ful anymore
 I've been hitting you with these bread puns naan-stop
 I hope it hasn't been bothering you too much
 I fuckin love it how are you so damn clever
 Are you googling bread puns
 Nope, just coming up with them off of the top of my
 bread
 Marry me
 I don't think I'm bready for that kind of commitment
 yet... I appreciate the offer dough
 My heart is broken frank
 You're just moving a little too fast for me is all. If we
 just slow down and take our time I promise it'll be
 worth the wheat
 Today 1:58 AM
 I loaf you
 There you go, now you're getting it. Donut give up
 you're doing great
 Well, it's time for me to bake a nap, I can hit you with
 more bread puns after my yeast rises out of bed in the
 morning
 You bread my mind!!
 Today 4:49 PM
 Btw do you mind if I post this conversation to Breaddit
 and get some karma?
 Today 5:15 PM
 Dude go for it
 GIF
 Type a
I was bready for this

I was bready for this